Caboose: Hello?
Sarge: His dead son
Simmons: Wait then how was this posted
Tucker: So we won the poll?
Church: Tactical no we luck out for two reasons, One the other crossover involved two light novals
Dount: Oh I see Light Novals are written and since both of them are written It would have been some what hard because you'd have to practical rewrite the whole the story and you have to be careful not to complete copy the story.
Church: Uh yeah
Grif: Great more work
Tucker:So are we younger or what
Church: Damn it Tucker, the story hasn't started
Caboose: I ran out of blue and red crayons
Washington: Well get you some later, I want to know why Tucker is wearing black armor
Tucker: What?
Church: yeah that happens when ever Tucker goes through a Teleporter
Tucker: Damn it why is it just me
Sarge: Hmm what are the chances of Grif dying
Church: Normally high, but for us kinda low since we have dumb luck
Simmons: Aren't we wasting time talking
Dount: Yeah shh, I wanna read this.
"Caboose, Caboose, Wake up damn it, you better not be fucking dead Caboose" The Darkness started shaking violently. "Damn it Caboose" Light started to return to the world and the shaking stop. As light returned to Caboose's world he was greeted by the colored armor of follow blues.
"Hello, is sleep time over. Is it food time now I hope it is, I'm thirsty can I have orange juice" Caboose looked around at his comrade. Completely unaware of the situation that was happening.
"Damn it Caboose don't fucking scare us you idiot, we throught you were dead" Tucker still felt guilt over the loss over Jason's and Roger's deaths. Hell he hated Caboose most of the time, but still he'd be damn if Caboose kicked the bucket.
"I didn't sir, I knew Captain Caboose was alive" Andersmith was loyal as a dog to Caboose despite him being a moron.
"The Fuck you did you were freaking out and I kept telling you to shut the fuck up" Tucker snapped at the Tan and Blue soldiers.
"It was just like when you got stabbed by Felix" Palomo reminisced the events before the deceleration of war.
"I hate you Palomo" Tucker quickly returned his attention to the situation at hand. Tucker figured he had to take the lead of this little group, but he didn't have any ideas of what to do next "ok now that Caboose is awake any ideas what to do next" The Reds and their group were nowhere to be found. If Simmons was there with them maybe he would have an idea.
"Hey where are we" Caboose realized he wasn't at the underground blue base anymore, but was now in an alley way with his friends. "Are we playing hide and seek"
"Negative Captain Caboose, We're are in an unknown location" The mechanized voice came from Caboose Assault Rifle.
"Freckles, How are you" Caboose was glad to see his robotic pet Freckles.
"God damn it, Caboose. Listen we need to figure out what the hell to do" Tucker stop the conversation between the boy and his dog. "We don't where the hell we are" Tucker was piss off, he didn't know what the hell to do.
"Maybe we should ask somebody" Cabooses normally stupid respond was actually helpful for the small group.
"There's a bar across the street Captain Tucker, we could always ask there" Palomo pointed to the building across the street the window flashed red once in a while. Tucker did say anything the two people that pissed him off the most actually had a good idea.
"and in there we'll probably it's a hive of scum and villainy" Andersmith noted as the group watched the windows of the building flashed red. "However should we go in dressed like this, we might attract unwanted attentions"
"Hell yes, women love men in uniform" Tucker mind switched from his leader mode to his normal perverted nature. "what could happen, besides I doubt it's full of thugs" The Teal soldier started to make his way to the bar.
The group started to walk toward the building "Hey does anyone's armor feel a little loose" Palomo nmentioned while the group walked toward the building.
"No not really" Andersmith didn't feel any difference in his armor or at least nothing noticeable at the moment.
"No, it does feel comfy through" Caboose felt his was a bit comfier in his armor but other that nothing however if anything did change the Blue probably wouldn't have notice it. "Do feel loose Freckles?"
"I bet the ladies at this club feel loose Bow Chika Wow Wow" Tucker couldn't let the loose line slip past him even if Palomo mentioned it. Tucker push open "Sup Bitches we're here to"
"Umm Captain Tucker, I don't think we're going to pick up any chicks" Palomo saw the various men dresses in suit and hats pointing their weapons at the group while the music played.
"What" Tucker turn and saw the guns aimed at them "Oh Fuck, TAKE COVER" The group took cover behind the wall near the door. Tucker pulled cover into cover "ok guys cover me, I'm going in and hopeful take out those guys" Tucker turned on his energy sword and ran down the stair way "And don't give Caboose any grenades" Caboose and the rest began firing.
"Sup bitches, let's dance" Several of the armed men charged Tucker only to have their blades cut in two by the energy sword. "Laser Sword bitches" and quickly cut them down, but not deep enough to kill. After the men in suits were dealt with Caboose and the other two stop firing.
Tucker was suddenly hit by an unknown force. The impact disarmed him of his energy sword causing it to slide under a table. He looked up and saw two women, one dressed in red and the other in white."Damn why do we keep running into women that what to kill us" Tucker was hit once again but by the girl dressed in white. "God damn it, I can't believe I'm about to say it" He use is sword pretty, but he figure he couldn't handle these two on his own. "Caboose a little help and don't kill me"
"ok" Caboose jumped over the small barricade but fell on his face "I'm ok" he got up but staggered a bit. He charged in yelling while firing his gun, Tucker dropped to the ground to dodged the bullets. The Blue Soldier's run and gun pushed the two women back.
"Damn it I said don't kill me" Tucker got back to his feet after Caboose passed him. Tucker ran over to grabbed his sword. Tucker was hit yet again but was sent straight toward his sword. He quickly snatch his sword and activated it and took a quick swing "Swish, Bitch" the women dressed in red dodged Tucker attack. He tried again taking another swing "swish" once again the attempt was dodged.
Caboose chased in women in white as continued firing. The woman wasn't taking Caboose seriously and saw him for what he was a moron. She waited until he ran out of ammo. Once she heard the click she knew he was out of ammo and striked. She kicked Caboose several times and sent into the him to a nearby booth. "Ouch" Freckles fell onto the floor.
"Caboose, Shit" Tucker dodged the claws that the woman dressed in red wielded. He hadn't gotten hits off, however his opponent hadn't either, her attempts to attack her only blocked by Tucker sword. However once the claw made contact with the energy sword. She quickly pulled back thinking her weapon hadn't been damaged. However Bit by bit the claw had been chip off. Once the woman landed a hit the claw had snapped due the strength of Tucker's armor. Her right claw was destroyed and she only had one left.
Caboose saw the Woman approaching him. "Captain Caboose catch" Caboose turned to see Andersmith toss Freckles toward him, But landed on a table next to Caboose instead.
"Heat signature detected firing main cannon" Freckles began firing catching the woman off guard several rounds made their mark but only to point of clipping or grazing her. She barely got out of the way thanks to her reflexes. She quickly retreated and check her wounds.
"Good boy Freckles" Caboose ran over and grabbed his gun. After Caboose grabbed his pet gun. he saw a ammo clip on one of the injuries soldiers and that one of the rounds was red. "A red crayon, I used up my red crayon" he walked over and picked up the clip. The woman recovered and started to advance toward Caboose.
"Captain Caboose behind you" Palomo shouted as the women dressed in white continued to advance. She knew Caboose had only gotten lucky with that last attack.
"Where?" Caboose got up and quickly turned around while still holding the clip with his arm out. He with what would be considered a lariat. The hit had sent the woman flying into a nearby wall embedding her in the wall. "Hello?" Caboose began to wander around the room looking for the person who was suppose to be behind him. "Blue Crayons" Caboose noticed a clip with blue colored rounds. He picked up the clip and then began wandering while picking up colored rounds.
Tucker had his opponent on the ropes. He didn't give her much time to attack, but he hadn't landed any hits. He saw the light fixture above the dance floor of the bar establishment. He hadn't seen a movie where a guy shot a light fixture and had a light fall on the bad guy. Tucker quickly drew his pistol and shot the one of the light and it fell and miss it's mark. However the woman trip over the lamp and fell. "Ha, Bitch" Tucker quickly kicked her in the face and knocked her out.
"Captain Tucker, look out" Tucker turned to see what looked like a baseball bat. He was sent falling and collided with Caboose. "damn it can't we just get a fucking drink" Tucker looked up and saw his attacker was a man with black hair and a bread. He was dressed like the rest of the men except without the hat and shades. He got up as quickly as he could and saw the bat turn in a missile launcher. "Son of a Bitch" Tucker watched several missile's come toward them.
"Captain Tucker, Captain" Both watched the missile hit there target. However Caboose ran out of the explosion firing his gun yelling with Tucker close behind. They had barely got out of the radius of the explosion, but their armor was slightly damage by the impact. Cabooses gun once again ran out of ammo. Caboose loaded the Blue Crayons into his gun. The man prepared fired his bazooka again but Caboose beat him to the punch. Caboose fire several rounds the one that hit froze parts of the man's body.
Tucker didn't really have a plan after running out of the smokes and flames of the explosion, but only plan he had was charge. Once he saw Caboose's bullets hit and immobilize the man. Tucker ran in and attack"Gotcha bitch" he cut the Bazooka as he call it two just as he got ready to deal the final blow. Caboose ran the two over and sent them flying, Tucker landed on his ass while the man landed on his head knocking him out. "DAMN IT CABOOSE"
"Palomo did it" Caboose shift the blame to Tucker's only surviving soldier.
"Fuck it, Palomo and Andersmith steal as much shit as you can" the two tan soldiers began looking for anything worth taking. "Oh if you find a phones numbers that may belong to a woman give them to me. Caboose you" Tucker thought for a moment before he gave the idiot an order. "Just sit on this guy. I'll deal with his ladies" Caboose literary sat on the man in a suit.
After raiding the place and dragging the henchmen and the women into the freezer, They locked them in the freezer. "ok what did we get" Tucker saw the various drinks, weapon, there were also colored object from crystals to canisters of colored powder. "What no number"
"No sir, No ladies numbers" Andersmith reported he had found the crystals and the colored rounds. The canister he grabbed become they looked valuable especially because of where they were stored. "It looks like our prisoner is waking up sir"
"What the do you want" The man tried to get up but couldn't with Caboose sitting on him. Tucker and the others pointed their firearms at the man.
"All we wanted was some Fucking Drinks" Tucker snapped the guy was now asking what they wanted after trying to kill them "We came in to get some drinks maybe ask some questions and what we get is a lead sandwich"
"All you wanted were some drinks and information. Your not with the police or the military" The man was sure that they were doing a police raid or something similar to it. "So what do want?"
"Orange Juice" Caboose quickly answered the man
"Fine, but if you think of charging us for the drink. I'll shoot you" Tucker was tried and thirsty, but he'd be damned if he had to pay for the drinks after all the shit they just went through.
After receive the drinks they had asked several important questions such as where they were. "ok Junior then we're in Vale huh"
"Who getting Married Tucker, you and Carolina" Caboose shouted as he drank his orange juice. Without Caboose helmet. Caboose had short blond hair with blue eyes and a stupid look on his face.
"Hell no, I'm not getting married Caboose" Tucker with his helmet was a dark skinned man with brown hair his hair wasn't as short as Cabooses. "ok then, what the hell is this powder crap and these colored rounds" Tucker poured some red powder from one of the canister.
"be careful with that, that's Dust in is powdered form it very volatile" Junior was worried that the slightly impact would cause the powdered to explode. "That's Dust it comes in various form like powder or Crystals, They have magical property"
"And your Batzooka" Tucker wanted to know more about Junior's weapon it reminded him of the Meta's weapon but it didn't turn in to a different weapon completely.
"This thing, it uses a folding tech, some weapon have more than two forms" Junior saw a man dressed in a white suit and a bowler hat approach the counter. "Now is that all? I've got business to attend too" Junior wanted them to leave so he could get his men out of the freezer and get to fixing the place up.
"Fine were leaving but were taking several drinks and dust canisters and crystals" Tucker snapped his was still pissed off. He put his helmet back on and secure it. Caboose and the other did the same and grabbed some of their loot and left. "And next time don't shoot us when we come in"
"Fine, but at least take off your helmets" Junior shouted as the left the descended the short flight of stairs
"I like your Hat" Caboose complimented as the group pass the group. The man tip his hat the group group walked past him. "Maybe I should get one for Freckles"
"I think it would make Freckles look quiet sophisticated sir" Andersmith complimented as the group exited out the back entrance.
While the group left Caboose saw a blond woman enter the bar. "ok now we need a ride" Tucker exited from the backdoor into another alley. The group saw a yellow bike just sitting there. "ok that's lucky, Caboose can you put freckles in there"
"Yes' but I can't drive" Caboose walked over to the bike and began doing his thing. After a couple seconds he popped "Done"
"ok everyone hope on" Tucker jumped onto the bike, his old vehicle which was similar to a bike.
"Sir, it's only a two seater" Palomo noted as he look at the bike. "Plus isn't this stealing"
"First shut up Palomo and second I guess where going to have squeeze together on this damn thing unless you have another idea" The group didn't so pressed together and tried to fit on the bike with Caboose hanging off the back.
"Hey Tucker there's some black stuff on your shoulder" Caboose noticed as they drove away.
"God Damn Palomo I thought you cleaned that all off" Tucker shouted, When they had teleported to Vale Tucker had been cover in black stuff while Andersmith tried to wake up Caboose who was unconscious at the time. Which he had Palomo clean off. The group continued to drive away into the night. "We also need to give this a new paint job so we can pick up chicks"
Washington: Well I can't say it was prefect but your alive Tucker
Tucker: Shut Up Wash
Freckles: you shouldn't speak to you superior like that.
Tucker: What can you do, if your not pointed at me
Carolina: I will say it was Lucky Caboose picked up those dust rounds and that they fit in his clip
Church: Yeah we got some pretty good dumb luck
Simmons: So were not younger
Dount: Well it was hinted with the armor.
Tucker: What about us removing our helmet we've never done that.
Dount: It only mention what you look like not how old you look
Grif: Well at least I didn't need to fight
Church: Don't count your blessing, this was Blue Trailer and the next is Red Trailer which means it could involve you and Simmons.
Simmons: So new armor and Dust Rounds.
Caboose: yeah more chalk and crayons
Dount: And maybe new weapons
Church: Yeah but what would our guns turn into
Dount: Reviews
Simmons: but it hasn't been decided if we're going to be younger or not.
Church: Yeah and Season Thirteen was hinted at, also the writers notes hinted at ideas for weapons.
Sarge: Like?
Church: well mostly things that fit our strength or fights style
Tucker: Hey why are Caboose and Me the two post characters.
Dount: cause the Blues are doing all the cool stuff.
Simmons: Well we've used up plenty of time so let's end this
Dount: Review your thought and concepts
Sarge: and Don't bring up the grammar
Dount: maybe we should use the current writer's betas
Simmons: you mean former
Church: yeah we need to bring him back, Bleach looks like it coming to a close.
Dount: Bye