Simmons: Ok this looks bad
Grif: What?
Church: Dude you don't know
Caboose: I'm still sad
Simmons: and with him gone, we might disappear
Church: No I'm pretty sure the show will go on.
Dount: Let's just remember they happy times
Washington: We're fictional character we never met the guy
Dount: Let's stop being so negative
Caboose: Yeah let's read the story
Church: What another update
Caboose: God
Church: No, wait wheres Tucker
Caboose: Oh he went to look for a Hen in a tie on the internet
Church: Damn it
Silence complete and utter silence filled the caves, two orange soldiers known as Grif and Bitters were both sleeping on their makeshift bed that Simmons and Katie had made with what they had found. It hadn't been only a day since they had been transported to this unknown forest.
"Grif we're back from savaging fruits and berries. How did contacting GRIF WAKE UP" The Maroon soldier snapped at his red comrade. "Did you guys do anything while we were gone" The orange soldier and his follow napper slowly began to wake up
"Fruit again what about meat" Grif groaned despite being a glutton he still wanted meat. "Didn't you find any of those mask where animals?"
"Yeah we did but we can't eat them Grif, plus we're limited on ammo" When the group had teleported they had landed in a lake and swam to shore except Grif who they had to pull to shore. After a short walk they ran into a pack of what appeared to be werewolf like creatures. They had dealt with the creatures and made base in a cave not to far from the lake.
"Sure we can Simmons all we need to a knife of something" Grif couldn't see why they couldn't just cut up the creatures and cook them.
"No we can't after we killed them they disintegrate, leaving no corpse Grif so it makes it impossible to eat them" Simmons took the fruits and placed them into a large leaf along the rest of their food.
"God Damn it" Grif wasn't too happy about the lack of meat or rather the plain lack of food.
"Well if some people didn't eat ALL THE GOD DAMN FOOD WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM GRIF" Grif and his lieutenant Bitters had eaten most of their rations. Simmons wasn't to happy with the lack of food either, but he and Katie had been doing most of the work "Katie tried and contact Tucker and the others"
"Yes Sir" Katie turned of her radio in her helmet "Captain Tucker come in, I repeat come in" however she didn't get anything. "Sorry sir I don't think their within range. I try again later sir"
"OK we need to keep trying, we out of rations and fruit and berries can only last so long. Oh and need I remind you that we don't have any extra ammo thanks to a curtain someone" Simmons was at least glad someone contributin.
"Hey I gave that job to Bitters" Simmons had told Grif to bring extra ammo for their trip in case they ran into some left of pirates. But Simmons knew Grif would forget so he put a remind in his helmets he wouldn't.
"Your still to blame Grif, his your lieutenant" Grif had seen the reminder so he decided to give the job to Bitters so he wouldn't have to do it. "Damn it why do I keep forgetting Bitters is just like you. Apart me wishes you did turn in Sarge"
"Hey shut up, there no way in hell I'm going to have a southern accent" Grif still didn't like the idea of becoming a Sarge or having a Southern accent. Be a leader of a team had started to lead him toward the path or sargeness.
"Umm Sirs" Bitters interrupted the two's argument. After seeing a pair of glowing red eyes in the depths of the cave they were hiding.
"WHAT" Simmons and Grif turned and saw the reds and the creature they belong to. The beast was a large black bear like creature with various spikes. "Son of a Bitch" The creature growled at them as it approached them.
"Let's run on three" Grif suggested as the creature started to eat the berries.
"Fuck that I already fell for the once, never again Fatty" Simmons had suggested running on three when Blues tank had approached them back at Blood Gulch. However we he started the count down Grif and ran before him.
"Umm sirs, Bitters already left the cave" Katie informed her captains as they argued. The beast had finished the berries and crushed the fruit.
"I taught him well" Grif was proud of the person he had turned Bitters into. "I seems like yesterday that we stole food from the mess hall"
"Yeah and that he stole some food from you. Oh did I forget the part were he nearly died from it" Simmons reminded him that bitter had stolen and that it nearly killed.
"Damn it Simmons you had to remind" Grif could hear the Beast's heavy breathing "Fuck, RUN" The three ran out of the cave and found Bitters surrounded by wolf like creatures with whites masks. "Come on" Grif raised his energy rifle and took aim.
"No Grif, we should keep running" Simmons grabbed Grif's arms and started running with Bitters and Katie in tow.
"Why are we running, they'll keep chasing us" Grif started to running. however he knew he wouldn't be able to go to far.
"Because we a limited supply of ammo and we don't even know how to reload your energy rifle. Let along have ammo" Simmons released Grif and started running "Katie use a flash bang" Simmons ordered Katie to use a flash bang. Katie pulled the grenade out and drop it behind her. The flash bang exploded and blinded the creatures. The group continued to ran as fast as they could until they were out of range of the creatures.
"After running for a while they found another cave with a water source in it with several crystals in it. "OK now that we found a cave to rest in, let's try to contact the group" Grif collapsed on the ground while Simmons tried to contact the blues.
"Sir we maybe should go outside and see if we can contact them out there instead of in the cave" Katie suggested she guessed that the cave my be blocking their transmission.
"Good idea, why didn't I think of that. Whatever let's head outside" Simmons and Katie went out side while Bitters and Grif decided to rest for a while "GRIF, BITTERS GET OUT HERE" Grif and Bitter jump after hearing Simmons yell at them.
"What now, Oh shit" Grif and Bitters ran out and saw the beast they ran from had followed them. "How the hell did they follow us" Simmons and Katie had their rifles up and point. Grif and Bitter follow up the action and pulled out their rifles. The group started firing taking out the wolf like creatures first. "Seriously through how did they find out"
"I don't know, maybe they're just hunting us" Simmons firing off several round killing two of the wolfs. "We went through a river so we should have lost our scent. Unless" The group continued shooting some made their mark while some didn't. However more monsters appeared one after another. "Grif your not saving any meat are you" Simmons knew Grif always had food on hand.
Simmons saw Grif pause for a couple of seconds "No" Grif shot at several boar like creatures. However the rounds didn't do anything thanks to the armor on them.
"Damn it Grif, Give it to them" Simmons should've known Grif had some kinda of meat on him. "Wait a second, Katie check Bitters for food" Simmons knew that Bitters and Grif were very similar so it wouldn't be surprising if he had food on him as well.
"No way, It that only meat I have left" Grif refused to give up the meat he had saved.
Katie search Bitter for food. However Bitters was to lazy to resist the search. "Sir I found a roast chicken breast"
"Throw it away" Simmons order, just Katie was about the meat away she heard what sounded like a hiss behind.
"Umm Simmons don't look behind us" Grif heard the hiss and looked back and saw two large snakes. One black and one white, first bats now giant snakes their luck just kept getting worse.
"What, why should I not …" Simmons froze when he saw the two large snakes. One snatched the chicken breast from Katie and swallowed it.
"Simmons snapped out it, now" Grif excepted Simmons to freak and start firing randomly but instead he froze on sight of the large serpents. The beast was prepared to strike when a grenade bounce on it's head. "What the hell" Before Grif could finished his thought he could heard Spanish music playing the music resemble the music from the warthog. He realized it was the same song from the jeep. Grif looked up and saw a aircraft flying above him. Soon it started to rain grenades "Shit get in the cave, grab Simmons" The group ran into the cave, Katie had pulled Simmons in the cave.
They felt the cave shake from the explosion. "Ha take that you dirty Grimm you were beaten by the glorious Reds" Grif and Simmons recognized that and ran out looked up to the aircraft to see a Sarge in usually Red armor standing on the edge of the vehicle.
"SARGE?" Sarge turned to see Grif and Simmons standing among the craters caused by the rain of grenades.
"Damn it Grif, you too lazy even in the task of letting your self just die" Sarge shouted from the ship as lower it self closer to the ground. As the smoke from the explosions cleared away. Several of the monsters still remained mainly the larger ones. "It's good day to die, Simmons, Grif get your rifles ready"
"We're out of ammo" Grif shouted as he dragged Simmons to the aircraft after seeing the large snakes again Simmons once again froze.
"Damn it Grif, you didn't die and you forgot to bring ammo" Sarge aimed his shotgun at one of the large snakes. "Dount get them some ammo, and don't give them that dirty blue ammo"
"Can do Sarge" Dount dressed pink armor out with several clips in hand and ran over to his follow reds. "Here guys some red ammo" Grif look at the red ammunition.
"What the hell Dount colored ammo is going to do" Grif didn't see any real difference in the ammo they were give and the ammo they had.
"Dount give him my Ammo, give him his own ammo" Sarge snapped. One of the black bears charged Sarge. Sarge pointed his shotgun at the bear and pulled the trigger. Grif and along with other reds saw several small red light the sizes of peas. Fly toward the beast once the small lights reach their destination they detonated cause several explosions completely incinerating the creature. Ha take that stupid bear"
"Here Grif, Some Grif Ammo" Dount exchanged the red ammo for some yellow ones and hand some of the yellow ammo to Bitters.
"I'm Orange not Yellow, God damn it how many times to we have to do this" Grif loaded the ammo into his rifle. Katie and Dount had dragged Simmons into the aircraft since he was still frozen in fear. Grif began opening fire and bolts of lightning shaped like bullets flew from his gun and his their marks. The beasts were electrified to the point of that all was left of them was ash. "Whoa that was shocking"
"Sarge, We should leave the giant elephants are getting closer" Dount had gotten a call from Church over the radio after dragging Simmons into the ship. "and we don't have any weapon strong enough to hurt them"
"God damn it, Grif, Jr..Grif get in the Bull" Before Grif could ask the the elephants that were approaching or the name of the dropship. He was push into the ship along with Bitters. The Bull swiftly lift of the ground. One of the large snakes tried to attack but got a face of elemental lead reducing it to mere ash that blew away in the wind.
After lifting off the ground the ship shifted it's engines to a horizontal position and flew away. "Soo how did you guys like the new ammo" Dount ask as they watched the trees pass under them.
"Well pretty damn cool, who made them" Grif saw the black elephants pass by them as the flew. However the elephants didn't seem to care.
"Well Caboose made them, along with others like Washington Bullets"Dount dug a container that look like a water cooler and pulled out a Grey round with yellow lines.
"What does it do, Wait Caboose are you sure they work" Grif wasn't too sure if the ammo was even safe to begin with.
"Well their was a few explosions, One turned Caboose into an ice sculpture. We had to put him into the cafeteria's freezer so he wouldn't melt" The scenery changed from a forest to an abandon city.
"Wait Cafeteria as in food" Grif mind instantly turned to the subject of food. "Do they have Meat"
"Shut up Grif" Grif looked over to Simmons and seen that he snapped out his snake induced shock. "Where Wash and Carolina"
"Their doing freelancer stuff their doing jobs for the Schnee's " Dount loaded in his gun with pink colored round. "Oh and Carolina told the Principal of the school to buff up security around the food"
"Damn it" Grif wasn't too happy about the idea of increase security. He had working and with the increase it would made stealing food harder. "Wait School" Soon Grif saw the large castle like building. He could hear Simmons freaking out his high school in background.
Sarge: What other idea did this writer guy have
Church: you want know
Tucker: I do
Dount: Same
Caboose: Me too
Church ugh damn it, I don't want to take about. Well one Caboose dies and uh brought back.
Tucker: Wait what Caboose dies
Sarge: Why not Grif
Church: Freckles cause it
Caboose: Ahh
Simmons: Wait we still don't know if we decreased in age
Washington: Maybe we'll find out in the next chapter
Grif: what is the next chapter
Church: Let's White Trailer
Simmons: White
Dount: White is a blank so I guess it fits with the Freelancers
Church: Uhh Sure whatever
Dount: Review and comment
Caboose: What's a Beta
Simmons is Beta is late piece of software before the final product
Church: I'm not sure that's what he referring too