The Rugtastic Voyage Part Four
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*GROOOOO!*
Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster looked in horror as the cookie that they were on drifted closer and closer to valve connecting Angelica's stomach to her intestine.
"I thinks that monster's gonna eats us!" shouted Chuckie.
"We has to finds something to paddle with" said Tommy looking around.
"Well I hope you find something soon!" cried Chuckie.
Tommy continued to think until he merely broke off a piece of the cookie that they were on and began using it as a paddle.
"Come on, Chuckie" said Tommy, "find something to help me paddle with.
Chuckie broke off another piece of the cookie and began paddling as hard as Tommy.
"I don't thinks it's workings, Tommy!" shouted Chuckie.
The cookie went right up to the pink valve as the two kids on it screamed.
"AHHHHH!" screamed both Tommy and Chuckie in unison.
*SLURP!*
At that instant, the two Rugrats were squeezed into Angelica's small intestine.
Meanwhile, back outside…
Angelica Pickles was still staring at her groaning stomach along with Susie and the twins.
*GURGLE!*
"We've got to get them out of there!" shouted Angelica.
"Buts how" asked Phil.
"We need to get you to throw up, Angelica" said Susie.
"How are we gonna do that?!" snapped the blond.
"Well what kind of stuff makes you fill sick" asked Susie?
"Well, I don't like to admit this but I sometimes get big tummy aches whenever I eat a lot of sweets."
"So maybe we should find some more cookies for you to eat" asked Lil.
"Yeah" went Phil.
"Hold it guys" said Susie, "if Angelica eats a bunch of stuff then that means all of the food is going to fall down on Tommy and Chuckie in her tummy."
"Oh" said Lil.
"I forgot about that" said Phil.
"Any other ideas" asked Angelica as her stomach growled again.
*GROAN!*
"Wait, I've gots an ideas" said Lil.
"Well spit it out you dumb baby!" snapped Angelica.
"Okay" said Lil, "one day, me and Phil were playing at the park when we decided to play on the Mary-go-round thingy."
"I remember that" said Phil, "we spun on its really fast. And faster and faster and faster…"
"And then" Lil went on, "we jumped off and our tummies felt really weird after that but then we threw ups all over the grass."
"It was awesome!" shouted Phil with joy.
"So what's you point" asked Angelica.
"If we could gets you to spin around on a Mary-go-round or something" said Lil, "then maybe you will throw ups Tommy and Chuckie."
"That's not gonna work, you dummies" said Angelica, "where are we gonna get a Mary-go-round?"
"Oh, yeah" went Lil.
"And besides" said Susie, "if we did that, both Tommy and Chuckie might get really dizzy to."
Suddenly an idea popped into Angelica's head.
"Wait a minute" said the blond, "that reminds me of something that happened to me once."
"What is it, Angelica" asked Susie.
"Well one time I was really mad at stupid Chuckie because he ate my crayons. Well I decided to get back at him that next day when we were all here at Tommy's house."
"I think I remembers this" said Phil.
"Well" Angelica went on, "we were all playing Hide and go Seek when Chuckie was 'it.' But I told him that he had to take off his stupid glasses in order to be 'it' and that dumb baby actually fell for it! HE HA HA!"
"That was pretty mean" said Susie.
"Oh quit being such a goody-goody, Carmichael!" snapped the blond. "Anyway, I toke his glasses and put them on. I thought it was cool at first but then I got really dizzy and my tummy started to hurt really badly. At that point I gave the glasses back to Tommy and those stupid twins but my tummy was still hurting. And then when I found my Daddy, I accidentally barfed all over his shirt."
"I remember that to" said Lil.
"I don't think I ever saw someone throw ups that much as Angelica that day" said Phil.
"And that might actually be the best solution" said Susie, "If we could find a pair of glasses, you could wear them, Angelica, until you're so dizzy that you vomit."
"But where are we gonna find some glasses" asked Lil.
"Maybe if my Grandpa Lou is back asleep, we could take his" suggested Angelica.
"Let's go then" said Susie.
Back inside Angelica…
*GURGLE!*
Tommy and Chuckie looked in awe at the inside Angelica's small intestine which looked like a dark red and slippery cave. Of course they still thought it was a monster.
"Wow" said Tommy, "the monster's tummy looks a lot deferents than Angelica's."
Chuckie put his hands over his face and started to cry.
"W-we're neber g-gonna get outs of here!" sobbed the red head.
"Chuckie!" scolded Tommy, "we cant's gives up now! Think abouts all the stuff that you haven't gotten to do yets! Like going to preschool or getting potty trained!"
"Tommy, I'm already potty trained!" snapped Chuckie.
"Oh, yeah" said Tommy, "I forgots you already are. But I'm not potty trained yet and I wanna see the day I do poopies in the potty like a big boy!"
"You're right Tommy" said Chuckie, "I just wish we knews of a way out of here."
Meanwhile, outside again…
Susie snuck up to Lou Pickles, who was once again sound asleep in his chair, and gently pulled off his glasses. Once she did that she darted out of the living room and outside again.
"Okay, Angelica I got the glasses" said Susie.
"Well give them here!" barked the blond as she took her grandpa's glasses from Susie and put them on. Just as she did so she already felt a little dizzy.
"How do you fill" asked Lil.
"I fill a little dizzy already" said Angelica as she looked into the deformed image of Susie and the twins in front of her.
"Do you fill likes you needs to throw ups yet" asked Phil.
"Not quite" replied Angelica.
"Run around the yard then" said Susie.
Angelica did just that, she ran in circles throughout Tommy's back yard. As she did so she gritted her teeth as she felt the nausea starting to come.
Back inside Angelica…
"Tommy, look" said Chuckie pointing at the gastric juices as their flow stopped and they became idle and bubbly.
"Wait a minutes, Chuckie" said Tommy, "This is our chance. Quick, lets paddle out of here!"
The two boys took their pieces of cookie and paddled as hard as they could. To both of their surprise, now that the current had stopped, it was much easier to paddle in the direction they wanted. Soon they were at the valve again. They paddled their cookie right into it and it actually opened.
"Look, Tommy" said Chuckie, "The monster is opening its mouth."
"I guess it doesn't want us in its tummy anymore" said Tommy.
The two Rugrats paddled into Angelica's stomach one again which was even bubblier than before.
Back outside…
"Oooohhhh!" went Angelica, putting her hands on her belly as she continued to run around.
"Come on Angelica!" cheered Susie, "Just a little bit more!"
The blond ran on for about a minute longer before her poor tummy had had enough. She stopped and knelt down in the sand box. Susie, Phil and Lil came running over and saw that Angelica's face had turned green.
"She's gonna do it!" shouted Phil in excitement.
Back in Angelica's stomach…
"I thinks something bad is gonna happen" said Chuckie.
Back outside…
Angelica couldn't hold it any longer. She spewed up an enormous amount of vomit all over Susie, Phil and Lil as well as in the sand box.
"EEEEWWWWWW!" cried Susie and the twins.
"Uuuhhgg" went Angelica before collapsing on her back.
Susie and the twins then began searching for Tommy and Chuckie.
"Tommy, Chuckie!" called Susie.
"Susie!" called a tiny voice.
The African-American girl looked down and saw tiny Tommy and Chuckie sitting on a half-eaten cookie, floating on Angelica's bile.
"Tommy, Chuckie, are you two alright" asked Susie.
"Well, we could be better said Chuckie.
A few minutes later, Susie, Angelica and the Twins brought Tommy and Chuckie back into the basement and used the Shrink Ray to return them to their original size. And in spite all of that, Stu, Drew, and Chaz were all still oblivious to the whole ordeal as they played their card game.
Susie, the twins and even Angelica all hugged Tommy and Chuckie.
"We thoughts we were neber gonna see you two again" said Phil.
"We thoughts we were neber gonna get out of there" said Chuckie.
"I just hopes it neber happens again" said Tommy.
"Well I can tell you guys one thing" said Angelica, "for now on I'm always checking my cookies to make sure there aren't any dumb babies on them. By the way, what did the inside of my tummy look like?"
"Well" said Tommy, "It was like being inside of a big red and slimy bag. There was all this green juice and cookies you ate…"
"And don't forget the monster that was in there" said Chuckie.
"Monster, there's no monster inside my tummy!" snapped and Angelica, "right?"
Everyone was silent.
"Right guys" asked Angelica again.
The blonde's stomach just growled loudly.
*GROOO!*
The End
So thus concludes The Rugtastic Voyage, I hope it was enjoyable.
