A Shot in the Dark

by Juuri Phantomhive

Blaine is tired of trying to be the son his parents always wanted him to be. He's done denying who he truly is and what he truly wants.

Blaine stares into Blaine's eyes, caressing his face with his hand tenderly.

"You're beautiful."

"Wow, yOU SLUT!"

Blaine gasps, hurt and shocked. "Why would you say that?!"

The third Blaine, watching the two of them, licks his lips. "You two are really going for it. Damn, I'm just so turned on right now that I don't even know what to do," but he did actually know what to do. He reached down into his very tight skinny jeans and pulled out his moderately sized peen and started jerking himself off to the sight of the two boys, who looked only slightly like him.

Then Blaine started crying because he had a HUGE SHLONG and it made him feel insecure.

"Get it together!" Blaine slapped Blaine across the face while other Blaine continued jerking that sweet man stick like a pro.

"I AM SO AROUSED!11!1!1!"

Crying Blaine then kissed other Blaine and their tongues began to battle for dominance. YUMMY.

When Blaine reached his climax he exploded! He was enjoying himself so much that this cum shot shot every6where!1!1 The other Blaines were covered in it and they got super aroused so fast that Blain's HUGE SHLONG hit him in the chin.

AND HE FUKCIGN DIED.

"OH NO!" sCREAMED Blaine over the two dead bodies.

After a moemnt of sexy grieving he decided what the heck, might as well get off.

"AW YES" Blaine cried. jerking it. jerking it wildly.

When this Blaine finally reached hit max, he did the worst thing you could possibly imagine. Yup, he stuck his man stick inside one of the dead Blaine's and let his juice come out into him. Since he was grieving through this whole thing he ewas crying and his tears brought the Bline that he came in back to life!

,,jesus crizore blaine! you brought me back to life" he looked down at Blaine, who was still inside of him and he realized something. His stomach wasn't normal. There was a baby inside now.

"Oh no! You can't be preggers!" Blaine cried, pulling his sweet meat wand out of Blaine. He waves it around before smacking Blaine in the preganant stomach with it. "GET IT OUT1111"

"NO!"

Other Blaine suddenly rises from the dead with abeard, lookjing super old. "Out of wedlock!1!1!"

Both Blaine's look at each other, the realization dawning upon them both. "TEH FAKWE MARRIED TROPE"

!.!

All three Blaine's were so FREAKIN PUMPED about the treh fawke married trope that they combusted, turning into puddled of rainvow glitter and semen.

WINK WONK cried all three ghosts together before going TO HELL where Kurt was waiting for Blaine.