Qwark goes to Hell
Chapter 4: Unholy Invasion on Kerwan
As soon as Ratchet, Clank and Talwyn get onto Kerwan the notice that instead of heavily armed robot commondos there are fiery red and blue devils flying around and insanely laughing. Ratchet pulled out his Wrench as Talwyn pulls out her pistol as they shot and took down a few devils. "We have to find Captain Qwark. Where could he be?" Clank said "He has to be okay... I know he is! But first we have to take care of this wave." Ratchet said as he smacked a demon in the face with his wrench as he uses the Glove of Doom and tosses out his kamikaze agents as he summons Mr Zurkon and then takes out his Warmonger and blasts 3 flying devils as they plummeted down and crashed on their faces. Ratchet, Clank and Talwyn make there way there as they are on the flying train as they catch it they encounter flying demons as they had attacks as they can breath fire, toss spears and fly as Ratchet took the Plasma Striker and struct them out of the sky as Mr Zurkon says "Rotten Devils are the scum of the world, is the exorcism!" as the little robot minion starts helping out Ratchet.
On action Ratchet, Clank and Talwyan prepare for the devils to strike, suddenly one of the devils destroy the train they are on as they are separated as Talwyn lands on ground surface as Ratchet is using the grind rails and they look around as they look around as a giant a building is collapsing and they jump rail to rail and make it to safety but it isn't long as this explosion destroys the rail like it was rigged with a bomb as they go down with a halo jump and they are in the middle of rush hour traffic as they make it to the ground as Clank uses the helicopter pack and then Ratchet turns around with his Wrench out ready to fight as he sees devils behind him and summons as the minion says " is ready to exercise!" as it starts shooting down the devils as Ratchet activates the Electric Shield pulls out the Sheepinator as he turns the devils into sheep as they were flying with horns and ran his way through the city leaving nothing but sheep in his path.
After Ratchet and Clank fight their way the Planetary Defense Centre he contacts Talwyn "Talwyn come in are you there?" he says as he uses his communicator "I'm in almost on my way to the Defense Centre, these things are giving me trouble" she answers as there is numerous amounts of gunfire heard through on her end. Ratchet and Clank then finds out Qwark where he has been hiding out in case the devils had come near him. When Ratchet finds Qwark has his Blaster ray smoking from taking care of the satanic minions but then when they meet him they find him completely unharmed (as normally he's too washed up for ground combat and is good at space dogfights). "Ratchet? Clank! There you two are we have quite a huge invasion FAR BIGGER than the nethers when they attacked us, we had no idea what was happening until I saw the news!" Qwark said, Ratchet had an idea and said "We need extra help! We have to contact Pollyx" as they need to find contact him and go to the dimension and fix all this otherwise devils will run aimlessly throughout the Solanna and Polaris Galaxy, "Lets exit Kerwan we have to get the Dimmensionator ready and find assistance on our journey to the negative dimension from where these monstrosities came from." as Clank explained, "Clank is right! We mustn't stay here have to send these creatures back from where they were sent!" Qwark said as he ended up with a pie in his face out of nowhere again. Ratchet, Clank and Qwark fight their way through the demonic hordes they hear a scream "Aaugh! Back away! You bloodsucking, unholy monsters from the great beyond!" as she is shooting each of them, the trio find Talwyn pinned down by devil commandos as they're are too numerous as Ratchet tosses a Groovatron and then yells "Talwyn run!" as she runs for Ratchet and they all escape the army before they gather their attention on the group.
When they escape from Kerwan they are on their next destination they contact Pollyx the scientist who was a former villain in the Previous Future series of Ratchet & Clank Planet Terachnos in the lab where Pollyx explains where these explains where the devils came from. "I'm sorry I cannot help you here." Pollyx said as he said as he needs to fix up the Dimmensionator "These vile creatures will possess anybody who is asleep and do not ever do that as what the broadcast said. You'll also need the assistance of... the Prog twins" as Ratchet said "Great an old enemy who helps us after they killed our two friends of mine and Talwyn's" as Talwyn was in sadness as she agrees to have them help the group, after Ratchet gets a pie tossed in his face as their was laughter of an audience out of nowhere (because for the sake of it). Pollyx says "These monsters are called Satonians and I will search up more data later about them and you better go down to the prison where the Prog Twins are being held they have more information, not very many people know what they are, be sure to stay awake as they will possess you when they are asleep!" Qwark runs away screaming for mommy like he is a 5 yr old discovering monsters in his closet as he is hiding under the table sucking his thumb as everyone looked at him dismayed, unamused and unimpressed (as he wat because e as he was screaming as he didn't want to go to bed and now ).