Qwark goes to Hell
Chapter 6: Qwark and the Heroes go to Hell
As the heroes make their way in hell Qwark is in this Hell he finds himself where he sees Klunk's (Clank's evil twin) heads dead as they are on the ground as they are just unhappy and dead where,(Clank's evil twin) heads dead as they are on the ground as they are just unhappy and dead where, there was lake of red water and there was decapitated heads pouring out water as they resembled Chairmen Drek's and there was statues of the Thugs 4 Less Leader's likeness as they were corpse like looking. Qwark scared and but holding up his blaster was looking for what was the problem but unfortunately he finds Tyrranoid demons as they had wings and fangs as they were trying to kill him but he blasts them to bits and kicks them until he encounters Momma Tyrranoid! (the same GIANT Tyrranoid Ratchet had killed) as it tries to kill Qwark, Qwark shoots the big Momma Tyrranoid as his head was turned away and he missed every shot but Momma Tyrranoid steps towards Qwark but she steps on a crack as she creates a hole and falls into the abyss to her death. As Qwark looked around he hears screaming as he smiles in triumph (but the screaming was Momma Tyrranoid screaming to her death falling into the pit below). "Now how am I suppose to get across the area? Where is Ratchet, Clank and ?" he said as he scratches his head.
Meanwhile Ratchet, Clank and Talwyn were being contacted by Qwark screaming for help, but they were in a similar place where Qwark was as they are ambushed by demons as they were Blarg soldiers and Ratchet takes out his Sonic Eruptor and then when he uses the mutated bazooka it charged up and then belches as the soldiers went flying away and as Clank helps him by tossing out time bombs and slowing them down, more show up as Talwyn uses a Morph-O-Ray and turn them into chicken as Ratchet uses and the little robot says "You dare hurt measly fur ball!?" as protects Ratchet from any incoming enemies that come by Ratchet's way as he takes his Sonic Eruptor and the gun keeps burping at the enemies and blasts them away as it says " hates chicken! He only wants them dead!" as its also chuckling killing off the wave of demons as Ratchet is encountering waves like he does in the arena challenge and won. Suddenly out of nowhere this 5 headed giant robot shows up as it is... SUPER GIANT KLUNK. Super Giant Klunk appears as more armored and durable than Giant Klunk was when Ratchet battled him on Metropolis (in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal) but Ratchet and Talwyn are no match for the monstrosity. "Stand back" as Clank turned into Giant Clank (suddenly) as Giant Clank is almost a match but Giant Klunk is times ten his size and blasts him but Giant Clank does all he can but he has met his match as Giant Clunk is flung across the area as he was like a kid being tossed away by a grown man and then a trash can is knocked over as Giant Clank is reverted back into Clank and then returns to Ratchet as Ratchet yells "RUN!" as Ratchet runs and Clank uses the heli-pack and Talwyn uses her jet boots and Super Giant Klunk is slowly approaching to their position where he is destroying the ground like a gorilla in with a tantrum, then Super Giant Klunk takes out his atomic blast as he is destroying everything in sight as he amazingly misses Talwyn, Clank and Ratchet. As the heroes still run for their lives Super Giant Klunk is using machine gun missiles and slowly moves towards their position and Ratchet, Clank and Talwyn manage to evade him as they jump over a trashcan (the same one Clank knocked into) and then was spotted a banana peel as Super Giant Klunk slowly walks over and slips on it and is flung into the air like a bugger being flung off a finger and then falls to the ground and sent flying into the abyss and then dies. The heroes do not escape it as the ground is crumbling beneath their feet and they fall down the abyss, "Lazy fur ball get up and fight!" as the Mr Zurkon said as they are about to fall to a ground.
Meanwhile on the Prog Twins part, Neftin and Vendra are lost in a mad matrix-like dimension where there are nothing but there 666 instead of the usual 1's and 0's but they are lost as they kept leading to places that lead to nowhere and wherever they are they could't even find themselves anywhere like hamsters stuck in mazes but when they were still stuck they found a door a strange mysterious door. "Where do you suppose this door leads us to?" Neftin said "We have to find out" Vendra said as she opens the door as it lead to a bridge as it wasn't water over it, instead it was lava and volcanoes with fire! Not only there was fire there was the Space Pirates in hell as they were yelling obscenities and fighting each other for all eternity and they were ships battling each other like a board game. And where they walked the bridge they opened the door as it lead to not only more matrix insanity but a river of red water with volcanoes spouting red water as it was raining Tyrranoids forever falling to their death and dismembered eyeless heads of Gleeman Vox breathing green bass clouds. Neftin and Vendra crossed the bridge like that level from the first Crash Bandicoot game (but this isn't a Crash Bandicoot fanfic) and make it to the next door. Vendra hears tortured souls screaming eternally in reversed and voices saying "GO TO DOOR NUMBER 1" in reversed "So how long until we meet the others?" Neftin said curiously "We have to cross this final door, so when we meet the others I am unsure" the Prog twins opened the last door and the final bridge to cross is where they are in a GIANT black void of nothingness as it was just nothing to be found and they cross the bridge carefully as the two crossed the bridge as they didn't want to look down because it would be an entirely LONG fall. When they crossed the final bridge they come across an elevator that takes them upwards to an elevator as they are meeting up with Qwark as he was fighting a whole bunch of Tyrranoids bare handed and left nothing but demon Tyrranoid carcasses in his wake as he smiled in triumph. "Neftin? Vendra! There you two are! Where have you been? Have you seen Ratchet, Clank and Talwyn?" said Qwark to the Prog Twins as coincidently Talwyn, Clank and Ratchet are falling and screaming and they are on the ground next to Qwark behind them. "Well most certainly unpleasant!" Clank said as he shook his head disgruntled. They looked around at the area and found the whole place in chaos and everywhere was in flames. "Well we have to find out who caused this and why they did this!" Ratchet said "Yes but how else are we going to get out?" Talwyn said "I know what we must DO troops! We go in storm the area as soon as any demon entity surrounds us! Onward to victory!" Qwark said "Yeah I get the feeling SOMEBODY is messing with us and its NOT funny." Neftin said as he got a pie tossed at his face out of nowhere as there is laughter in the audience, he ends up annoyed. After the heroes are reunited with each other as they walked to their next destination to defeat each minion and find whoever is causing this.