Qwark Goes to Hell
Chapter 7: Battle of the Rhythm
As the heroes make it on their way to their destination they see large monitor screens with Courtney Gears' videos of her dancing and newer music videos but she actually sucks, suddenly encounter a group of breakdancing Tyrranoids that refuse to let them pass. As the demon Tyrranoids challenge the heroes to a dance duel to a make their way through, but when they do the Tyrranoids they use Groovatrons on each other as they are in dance dance battles. As Clank dances against a Tyrranoid as they are dancing off to a Disco La Bamba by Antonia Rodriguez. Then another Tyrranoid uses a Groovaron as Ratchet and Talwyn are in a nightclub esqe area effect and dance in a tango to remix of 'It Don't Mean a Thing' by Tony Bennett & Lady GaGa. Next up Neftin dances to PSY - Gangnam Style against a large Tyrranoid with four eyes and Vendra is in a crowd of Tyrranoids are cheering and she is dancing to Brittany Spears' Oops I did it Again song (I don't honestly know the name of this song) as she syncs in with it and dances to it flawlessly as now it is all up to Qwark.
Three medium sized Tyrranoids dance to Monochrome Effect by Perfume as they breakdance and as there is a lot of laser action. Qwark has no idea what to do and he looks like he is scared but he has no idea what act to put up next but he has an idea as he then dances to Feels Good Inc. by Gorillaz and syncs up and mimics everything from the music video and not only that he also puts on another act: Vitamin Love by Yuko Ogura as he dresses up and dances like the Japanese girl from the music video and starts mimicking her dancing skills and then the Tyrranoids was cheering in the crowd as it was like a concert while Talwyn was looking at the performance happily, Vendra had her arms folded as she looked at the stage with a bit of a smirk, Neftin was just looking away unamused, Clank shook his head as he was unimpressed with his hand on his head as he can't believe Qwark did that and wish he didn't see that, as he was also on Ratchet's back and Ratchet was looking at his performance confused and unamused from what Qwark just did.
Finally the results come in and the heroes get positive scores 10! As they finally pass through as the breakdancing Tyrranoids were defeated as nobody had such good rhythm and dancing skill. "Well that was just quite a fun dance time... We danced the night away! Mmmmheheheheheheh" Clank said (as I cannot type in that laugh he has because its hard to type in as its not easy) as he ends up with a pie tossed in his face as audience laughter came out of nowhere. Clank then finds this illogical and unnecessary where all these pies kept coming from as it was not funny. "We are on our final destination it must be located in that immense tower!" Clank said pointing to the tower as they had to cross the bridge over. "Clank is right! We have to go on our final destination! Find the big boss responsible for this!" Qwark said as the heroes crossed the bridge.
