Qwark Goes to Hell
Chapter 8: Hell and Hell... Up your Arsenal
As soon as they arrive they are at the area where they meet the Thugs-4-Less Leader guarding the area "What are you's all doing here!?" he says angrily demanding what they are doing here, "We came here to find the person who is responsible for this unholy invasion!" Ratchet said, "Well why didn't you's say so, well I'll let's ya pass for an amount of 300 bolts!" as Ratchet reluctantly gave the Thugs-4-Less Leader the bolts "Well that'll do it, I still ain't forgiving you's after you splattered my helicopter 500 feet to the ground and made me go down in a giant mech!" as the heroes pass they make their way into into the office of where the souls were banished for eternity and they make it into the office as they soon as they make their way in they find ! "Nefarious!? I should have known you were behind this!" Qwark said angrily, "What? I'm not, but this invasion is something I would have done, but nope I was reduced down to a secretary!" said as he wish he could have gone to Hellgonia and started this whole invasion, "If you're not responsible for this who is?" Qwark said "Well idiot, just check again, but you haven't been down here too long, but I'll call you in." Nefarious said as the intercom said "Attention Captain Qwark, Ratchet Clank, Talwyn, Vendra and Neftin Prog report to the office!" as they went to the office. As their final destination they meet the big boss responsible for all the villainy "Alright you show yourself you coward and face my muscles!" As the big boss was in a huge chair behind them the voice was familiar "Took you fools long enough... Hmmmhhmmmhmmm", "Wait... It cannot be! Who are you?" Qwark said "You seriously don't remember you ludicrous, dunderheaded buffoon?" said the mysterious boss behind the chair " !? I should have known you were behind all these mishaps and wrongdoings!" Qwark demanded "Are you really THIS stupid? Nefarious was outside" the boss said "I'm outside the freaking office you mediocre dunce!" said offscreen "Wait I thought that Nefarious was an entity outside like every other of these tortured souls" Qwark said confused as the others were behind Qwark shaking their heads "Well you're confused. As you know this was all caused by me as all the Satonians and the tortured souls would worship me as the greatest villains ever as all the Lombaxes were all turned tail and ran away and I needed extra Zoni power for all the time I needed to plan all this... Muhuhuhahahahaahahahaahaaa!" Said the big boss "Wait you're-" Talwyn said as the big boss was as he said as he turned his chair "EMPEROR PERCIVAL TACHYON! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHA" as he said as a lightning effect cam out as there was the flames of hell as which caused Qwark to jump and land on Neftin as he catches him out of the air and he just put him down on the ground.
"This makes no sense! How can this BE!? I wouldn't have KNOWN you were behind this all!" Vendra said as she was upset as she didn't know Tachyon was behind it all as she got a pie thrown at her head from out of nowhere as there was laughter in an audience. "Not very obvious, those fools don't even know I was behind it all as I was the one who planned the invasion as when people are all in a deep slumber I can have my minions possess them and then dominate all lifeforms on this galaxy! Next is the Bogon Galaxy as the Polaris Galaxy! Hahahaahaa!" Tachyon said "So that explains why these pies are coming out of nowhere" Qwark said "No I didn't plan that I don't know who keeps doing that." Tachyon said as he got pied in the head as laughter from an unfamiliar audience kept playing as he got furious "Nope but its quite annoying and its not even the1920's or the 50's anymore as it would have been funny if it was that decade" Talwyn said "Well that is unfortunate" Tachyon said "Yep" Ratchet said "But anyway as I schemed I was there getting ready to get my revenge against YOU Apogee, you robot being, you... you pathetic excuse of a so called SUPERHERO... Especially YOU Lombax!... And maybe you two too Nethers... now time for you to prepare yourselves for you demise as when ALL the villains fell and now the villains in this dimension will triumph as they will try again and rule these galaxies!" Tachyon said as he used a wormhole that sucked in all the heroes Qwark, Talwyn, Neftin, Vendra, Clank and Ratchet! Dumbfounded they were on a desert island stranded in the middle of nowhere surrounded by molten lava and volcanoes as suddenly Tachyon appeared in a giant robot which was like a combination of Drek's and his Throne robot thing he had in Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction "This volcanic gorge shall be your tomb! Prepare to be cremated! Muhuhuhahahahaahahahahahaaa! He laughed with excitement. The heroes prepared for a final battle.