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After Kakashi's meeting, Naruto was eagerly packing in his room. His sleeping bag, his pillow, clothes, instant ramen packages, magazines, comic books, radio, snacks, and many other useless items that would serve no purpose on a camping trip.
When he was finally finished, Naruto stood back and looked at his backpack.
"Hmm...yep! I think that's enough stuff!" He declared out loud.
His backpack stood, standing up almost as tall as Naruto and taking up almost as much room as his bed took up.
Meanwhile, at Sakura's house, Sakura was humming to herself as she packed her things.
"Oh yes, and this...and this...and this..."
Sakura packed up her hair curlers, hairdryer, nail polish, makeup, teen magazines, shampoo, facial products, and other various useless stuff to bring on a camping trip, because you're just going to get dirty no matter what, and there are no showers there either!
Sakura's mom shouted up to Sakura from downstairs
"Did you pack your toothbrush?"
"Yes, mom!"
"And don't forget to bring clean underwear!"
"MOM!" Sakura shouted in embarrassment as sheturned bright red. "Naruto and Sasuke are so lucky! They don't have a mom who screams embarrassing things up the stairs so that half the village can hear! Speaking of Sasuke, I wonder how he's doing with his packing?"
Meanwhile, at Sasuke's place, Sasuke was just getting ready to start packing.
"Let's see...a sleeping bag, a flashlight, mp3 player with headphones, and some extra clothes. Alright, I'm done."
Shortly afterwards, Kakashi had called everyone up to meet him again by the bridge.
"Now I'm assuming that we've all packed up our things?" Kakashi asked his squad.
"Yup!" Came Sakura's reply.
Naruto saluted. "You better believe it! I'm ready to go! Can we go?"
"Kakashi-sensei already said that we're not leaving until tomorrow or the day after that! We still have to get food!" Sakura reminded him, frustrated as ever by the blonde's over-eagerness.
"Yes, thank you, Sakura. This is where we'll do our meal planning." Kakashi said.
Naruto thrust his fist into the air. "Alright! RAMEN!"
Sasuke muttered "Geez..." under his breath as he looked away.
Kakashi took out a notepad and a pencil. "Alright, so the first day we're there, we're going to be having only lunch and dinner at the campsite. So what shall we have for lunch the first day?"
"Ramen!" Naruto shouted with glee.
"Ok... first lunch...ramen." Kakashi murmured to himself as he wrote down on the shopping list notepad. "And for dinner?"
"Ramen!" Came Naruto's reply once again.
"Um, ok...more ramen..." Kakashi apprehensively wrote down. "And for breakfast the next day?" Kakashi asked,fearing the answer.
"More ramen!"
"Naruto, we can't just keep having ramen for every meal!" Sakura cried angrily.
"Yes, having ramen twice is more than enough." Kakashi agreed.
"Then why did you let him have it twice?" Sasuke asked.
"Because it's quick, cheap, and easy to make." Kakashi replied.
"All the better for having it again for breakfast!" Naruto grinned, pushing the limit.
"No!" Sasuke and Sakura sternly said in unison.
"Naruto, you just don't eat ramen for breakfast." Kakashi told his young student.
"But I do! Seriously!" Naruto told his sensei.
"Just shut up, Naruto." Sasuke growled.
Naruto pouted. "You guys are so mean to me!"
"Now, any suggestions for breakfast?" Kakahi asked, gaining his students' attention again.
"How about honeycomb cereal?" Sakura suggested.
"Yeah! That's a must!" Naruto agreed.
"Ok, of course that's going to require milk, which will require ice, which will require a cooler. Oh boy, this is going to get expensive." Kakashi sighed as he wrote what they needed down. "Ok, that will probably be enough for our three breakfasts. Now for second lunch."
There was silence as Team 7 was temporarily stumped on what to have for lunch...
"Anybody?" Kakashi prodded.
"How about bagels?" Sasuke suggested.
Naruto burst out. "Yeah! Bagels! Bagels with the cream cheese! Creamy creamy cheesy cheese! Looks like cream, but it's really cheese! Creamy cheesy cheesy-"
Sakura slapped Naruto.
"Stop it! You're annoying me!"
"Alright. Bagels with cream cheese. And for second dinner, I was thinking of having hotdogs." Kakashi said.
"Sure, that's cool with me." Naruto replied.
"And for the third lunch...we'll have smokies" Kakashi added.
"But isn't that the same thing as hotdogs?" Sakura asked.
"No, they're quite different. They're bigger, spicier and more filling than hotdogs." Kakashi answered.
Sakura spoke again. "But then shouldn't they be for dinner, not hotdogs, since they're more filling? I always thought that dinner was supposed to be more filling then lunch."
Sasuke groaned. "It doesn't matter, Sakura. Just keep quiet. I want to get this over with quickly."
"Oh, right...sorry." Sakura replied, obeying the wishes of her crush.
Naruto growled in annoyance.
"Ok, whatever. We'll have the smokies for our second dinner then, and hotdogs for our third lunch." Kakashi said.
"But what about second breakfast? On day three!" Naruto cried.
"He just said that the honeycomb would be our breakfast everyday! Don't you ever listen?" Sakura said, trying to resist punchingthe blonde-haired boyfor his stupidity.
"Everyday? Isn't that a little boring? How about more variety? I say we get lucky charms for day 3, and frosted flakes for day 4!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Naruto, think! Cereal isn't all that cheap these days. It's just going to get expensive."
Kakashi looked at Naruto for a moment. "Hmm...I didn't know you were the picky type, Naruto. But no worries, we can get more cereal if you like." Kakashi wrote down the cereals on his notepad.
"Alright! Lucky charms!" Naruto cheered.
"Naruto, Yyu're going to cost Kakashi-sensei alot ofhis money! I hope you're happy!" Sakura shot at Naruto in hopes of making him feel guilty.
"I am! 3 different awesome-tasting cereals for each day! And I don't even have to pay for them!" Naruto grinned widely.
"Naruto, that's not the point!" Sakura shouted angrily.
Kakashi stepped in. "Hey guys! Let's not fight. The 3 cereals are fine. I can handle it, no problem. I don't mind spending a little extra for this trip. This is meant to be for fun after all, so let's not get worked up over it."
Sasuke sighed in annoyance. "Can we just move on?"
Kakashi nodded. "Right. Now for our last dinner-"
"Hot chocolate!" Naruto said.
"That's not a dinner item!" Sakura corrected Naruto.
"No! For night, you know, before we go to bed, and for around the campfire." Naruto told her.
Kakashi nodded. "Good idea, Naruto. Ok, now for the last night. Perhaps something a little special for our last dinner?"
There was silence for a moment before Naruto spoke. "...Rame-
"NO!" Sasuke and Sakura shouted in unison.
Kakashi waited. "...Any other ideas?"
"Darn...well, how about tacos?" Naruto suggested.
Sasuke raised his head "Well, not a bad idea actually."
Kakashi agreed. "Ok then, tacos. Which will require beef...cheese...lettuce...tomatoes...salsa... wasabi...and a taco kit.
Sasuke stared at Kakashi. "Wasabi?"
Sakura frowned in confusion "But sensei, I thought that tacos were Mexican and that they aren't supposed to have wasabi in them, since wasabi's really spicy and it's Japanese?"
Kakashi looked up from writing the shopping list. "Hm? Oh, I eat my tacos with wasabi."
"What the F-?" Sasuke half shouted
"What? That's messed up!" Naruto cried.
"You guys got a problem with that?" Kakashi asked, almost half implying that they better had not have a problem with it.
Sakura shook her head furiously. "Oh, no! Of course not!"
Kakashi smiled. "Alright then, tacos with wasabi."
Sasuke spoke up. "Then doesn't that mean for hotdogs and smokies, we'll need ketchup and mustard, since you forgot to mention the ingredients needed for them back on daytwo and three?"
"Right. Thank you for reminding me, Sasuke. Oh yeah, and we'll need more wasabi for that too." Kakashi replied.
Sakura stared at her sensei. "What?"
"I eat my hotdogs with wasabi." Kakashi replied.
Naruto stared dumbfounded at his sensei "And let me guess, you eat them with smores too, right?"
"Why, yes actually. I do. Oh, I forgot to put down marshmallows, chocolate, and grahm crackers for smores. And more wasabi." Kakashi wrote down the remaining needs.
"Eww..." Sasuke cringed a bit.
"I thought Kakashi-sensei was weird enough already...but I wasn't prepared for that." Sakura said.
"But...I was just being sarcastic back there! I didn't actually think he would eat wasabi with smores!" Naruto cried.
"And for our final lunch, we'll have easy stuff, such as chips, granola bars, and juice boxes. And I'll bring my fishing rod for fish, just in case." Kakashi said.
"So we're finished, right? When are we going to get the food, huh?" Naruto asked.
"Right now, actually. But you guys go on ahead. I have to grab something, so I'll meet you at the grocery store in half an hour." Kakashi replied.
"Right now? But-" Sakura started, but she was cut off by Naruto.
Naruto jumped in the air and cheered. "All right! Let's go! Let' go! Let's go!"
Sasuke groaned. "Oh boy..."
To be continued...
Ok, the genre's officially humor/parody, since a few references to the outside world are made. Now gimmie reviews and i'll bring the next chapter...please?