Qwark Goes to Hell
Final Chapter: Happy and Silly Endings
As Metropolis was devil free, everywhere was free of Tachyon's tyranny and invasions King Lucifix is back in control of Helgonia! "Now that Hellgonia is back to normal, we will be back to making sure the villains of the worst will suffer... Especially TACHYON" King Lucifix said "I hope I am out too." Nefarious said "No you are staying!" King Lucifix said "LAWRENCE!" Nefarious screamed for his butler but he was busy making dinner "Sorry sir but did you call? I was preparing dinner for our new king." Lawrence said "Get us our of here! NOW!" Nefarious said as Lawrence as he was in the escape ship as he left without Nefarious "What!? Where are you going!? This isn't funny!" Nefarious screamed infuriated "Sorry sir" Lawrence said as his accomplice teleported the robotic evil scientist into the escape ship and Lawrence and Nefarious escaped Hell and went back to their secret lab and plotted more evil plans as they were still at large.
As they were all out of Hellgonia back into Pollyx's lab as King Lucifix thanks Ratchet and Clank especially Qwark for restoring Hellgonia back to its original state and no longer under Tachyon's rule. "I don't suppose the Dimmensionator still works... Eh Clank?" Ratchet said "I think there is a slim chance that you can still search for the Lombaxes Ratchet" Clank says "Well I don't think its possible much but there is a possibility." Talwyn says. As King Lucifix shows Ratchet and Talwyn a future as he says "Nope but this is a possibility! Take a look at this" as he shows a future of Talwyn being pregnant as Talwyn has an embarrassed look on her face as her cheeks turn pinker than cherries as Ratchet is silenced with his mouth wide open...
"What?!" Talwyn screams embarrassed "Gotcha!" King Lucifix trolled her and plays the Trololo song on Ratchet and Talwyn. As Clank, Qwark and Neftin are laughing as Qwark says "You gotta admit that is funny" while Talwyn gets so angry she yells "What the f-" before she finishes her sentence as she gets pied in the face and audience of laughter is out of nowhere and the pie falls out of her face as Talwyn yells "WHO KEEPS DOING THAT?!" as it turns out it was Cronk and Zephyr tossing pies and laughing at them as they had an audience of the afterlife. "So that's where all that laughing came from should have known that there." Qwark said "That is right, we have been keeping people happy in the afterlife" as the ghostly old Warbots are busy entertaining Cronk and Zephyr are there entertaining Alister Azimuth, Kaiden (Ratchet's father) and Ratchet's Mother, Max Apogee, Cassiopeia, Carina, Libra, Flint Vorselon, Eviscerator, Shellshock, Reactor, Starshield and all the other undead ghostly Space Pirates from the Ratchet & Clank Future series. "Good job Rookie for keeping Miss Apogee safe her father here is proud like your parents are, I wish we were still alive to see it." Cronk said "And you sure got us" Ratchet said as Talwyn hugged him as everyone (except the villains in the afterlife) saw how romantic it was and went "Aww..." and Vendra saw it, the look on looked like she had sucked a lemon but much to her dismay she gets a pie tossed in her face and everyone ends up laughing "Can't heath the classics Vendra" Neftin said chuckling.
Ratchet held Talwyn's hand as they walked away back to Aphelion going back to Pokitraru on their vacation as Clank joined them along side "Well our heroes had a big adventures and went through so many unholy shenanigans as everything everything is all back to normal." Qwark says (offscreen as if he was reading a story to the audience who is reading this story) as it doesn't end here yet.
Meanwhile back on the desert island in the far infernos on the desert island surrounded by nothing but lava Tachyon is stranded. "This isn't the last you'll see of me! You hear me?! Emperor Percival Tachyon will return!" Tachyon vowed his vengeance (which won't ever happen -_-) as suddenly a giant paradox Qwark escaped from swallowed Tachyon as he was screaming as it ate him as it made a burp sound.
Final ending back at Qwark's apartment the pizza guy appears and then is waiting as he is ringing the doorbell "Hello... Pizza here for Captain Qwark... Hello" the pizza boy said as he ends up with a pie tossed in his face as Cronk and Zephyr along with their ghostly audience are laughing at the pizza boy getting pied in the face "Aw come on that is just SO classic" the Pizza boy said as it ends.
The end...