Who kills the bugs:
Jake wakes up to the sound of rain pounding on the window. He doesn't mind though as he looks down to see his girlfriend still sleeping on his chest. Despite the poor weather, Jake's excited. It's the first weekend that he and Amy both had off in weeks and he is looking forward to spending the whole weekend with his amazing girlfriend.
Jake rubs Amy's back and kisses the top of her head while Amy begins to stir.
"Morning beautiful," Jake says.
Amy smiles up at Jake before kissing him sweetly on the lips.
"We have a whole weekend off! What should we do?"
"Sexy timez in the shower?" she suggests.
"Yes!" Jake excitedly agrees, grabbing her hand and pulling her to the shower.
He turns up the hot water and pulls her into him, enthusiastically kissing her. Amy pulls away, looking up at Jake with loving eyes.
"I love you."
"I lo...Holy Shit!" Jake yells out, jumping back.
"What is it?" Amy asks, turning around, immediately spotting what has caused Jake to freak out. Crawling up the shower wall is a big, black spider.
"Scared of spiders?" Amy laughs.
"No, it just took me by surprise. I'm making out with my girlfriend and look up for one second to tell her I love her. I just didn't expect to see a spider," Jake argues defensively.
"Let me take care of it for you," Amy teases, lazily swatting at the spider and killing it. "I'm surprised you need your girlfriend to kill bugs for you Peralta. I thought you were a big, strong man."
"I don't need my girlfriend to kill bugs for me," Jake pouts, not at all amused by Amy's teasing. "I feel emasculated."
"Well I can make you feel like a man," Amy says seductively. She slowly kisses down his chest, until she reaches his hard cock. She waits a second before taking him into her mouth. He moans and thrusts further into her mouth. It's not long before she makes him come.
"Well, I definitely feel like a man," Jake says as Amy stands back up and he pulls her in for a kiss.
A week later, there is an infestation of spiders in the precinct.
Jake and Amy arrive at the precinct together, holding hands, a cup of coffee in each of their other hands. Jake bypasses his desk to give Amy a quick kiss on the lips before their colleagues arrive. As he makes his way back to his own desk, he notices the line of spiders parading across his desk.
"Need me to kill those for you?" Amy jokes.
"What Peralta, too scared to kill a spider?" asks Rosa as she arrives and settles into her own desk.
"Well, last week…"
"Ba-buh-bup," Jake jumps up and covers Amy's mouth before she reveals the embarrassing story to the entire precinct.