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" I have to go to the washroom!" Naruto whined.

"Why didn't you tell me when I passed that town 10 minutes ago?" Kakashi asked, a little peeved.

"Well...I didn't know I had to go back then!" Naruto answered.

"Idiot." Sasuke muttered.

"Hey! Don't call me an idiot, you idiot!" Naruto snapped.

"Guys, stop fighting." Kakashi calmly cut in.

"I kind of have to go too." Sakura spoke up.

"We'll pull off on the side of the road so Naruto and Sakura can use the bushes then." Kakashi said.

"I have to use the WHAT?" Sakura cried in shock and disgust.

"You're a shinobi. Get used to not using a toilet when you're in the wilderness. This situation may happen many times on a future mission when you become an elite ninja." Kakashi told Sakura.

"Then I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to becoming one." Sakura moaned.

So they pulled over so that they could go...use the bushes. Kakashi hummed to himself as he drummed his fingers on the steering wheel, while Sasuke became lost in his own world listening to his music.

"Oh-no...damn it!" Sasuke cursed, teeth clenched in frustration.

"What's wrong?" Kakashi asked.

"My batteries for my mp3 player just ran out...now I have to endure Naruto's idiocy and Sakura's babbling for another4 days!" Sasuke groaned.

"We'll see if we can stop off by a store to get some more batteries." Kakashi told the frustrated Uchiha boy.

Sakura and Naruto then came out, with what looked like Sakura shouting at Naruto, who was sporting a large bump in his forehead, Sakura accusing him of peeking on her.

"But I wasn't! I swear!" Naruto cried, rubbing the bump on his head.

"Likely story, you pervert!" Sakura shouted angrily.

Sasuke sighed. "How much longer, sensei?"

"Just one more hour of driving left." Kakashi replied.

"Thank god! I'm sick of being squished back there with this idiot!" Naruto huffed, pointing at Sasuke.

So they drove on...and on...for what seemed like an hour...but it had only been 15 minutes. How painful.

"Naruto, move over. You're squishing me!" Sasuke growled.

"I'm barely touching you!" Naruto said angrily. "And I can't move over anymore! There's too much equipment in this car to move around!"

"Whatever. Just stay on your own side of the seat." Sasuke grumbled moodily.

"I am on my own side of the seat!" Naruto angrily replied back. "You move to your side!"

"You move!" Sasuke growled.

"No, you move!"

"No, you move!"

"You move!"

"You move!"

"Children, stop fighting." Kakashi told the two quarrelling genins.

"Children?" Sakura repeated before she laughed out loud

"Shut up, Sakura." Sasuke growled.

Sakura stopped laughing abruptly. "Sorry, Sasuke-kun!"

So the silence remained for 5 minutes, until Kakashi had to make a sharp turn on the road, which sent Naruto leaning on Sasuke by accident.

"Get off me!" Sasuke growled, pushing Naruto away.

"I couldn't help it! Kakashi-sensei made a really sharp turn, so I fell!"

"Naruto! Get your dirty paws off Sasuke!" Sakura ordered.

But Sakura-" Naruto pleaded.

"Stay on your own side, dammit!" Sasuke huffed.

"I'm trying to, you dumb ass!" Naruto retorted.

Kakashi intervened again, "Do I have to put all wall in between you two?"

Sasuke and Naruto were silent for a moment before they replied, "...Yes!"

Kakashi sighed, "Just try to get along for the last 35 minutes, okay guys? Naruto, you stay on your side, and Sasuke, no provoking Naruto."

Naruto crossed his arms and pouted.

"Wasn't my fault you made such a sharp turn!"

"I'll try my best not to make sharp turns anymore. I'm still trying to get the hang of driving vehicles though, so it might get a little rough." Kakashi replied.

"Great! That's exactly what we want to hear from you." Sasuke grumbled. "Now I can worry about you driving us off a cliff or crashing us into a tree!"

"Don't worry, Sasuke." Kakashi assured his student, smiling. "That won't happen...I hope."

5 minutes later, Naruto spoke up.

"I'm hungry!"

"Don't you ever just sit quietly and not complain?" Sakura scolded.

"We're almost there." Kakashi assured the young blonde fox boy.

"Really? Really? How much longer, sensei?" Naruto bounced up and down in his seat in excitement.

"Just 30 more minutes." Kakashi replied.

"Really? 30 minutes? Great!" Naruto cheered.

30 minutes later however…

"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked.

"Obviously not." Kakashi replied.

"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked again

"I said no." Kakashi replied once again.

"Are we there yet?"

"Didn't you just hear me, Naruto?"

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh no...not this game." Sasuke groaned.

"Naruto, be quiet!" Sakura shouted. "Just ignore him, sensei."

"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked once again.

"Naruto, kindly shut your pie hole." Kakashi replied.

Naruto scowled and crossed his arms, doing as he was told.

10 minutes later, they were still driving.

"Kakashi-sensei? Weren't we supposed to be at the campsite 10 minutes ago?" Sakura asked, starting to sound a little worried.

"Oh, my mistake. Just 30 more minutes." Kakashi told her.

And so, 30 minutes later...

"Just 30 more minutes." Kakashi announced.

"Why does that sound familiar?" Sasuke said.

10 minutes later...Naruto once again asked the ever-so famous car trip question.

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!" Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke shouted.

20 minutes later...

"Just 30 more minutes, guys. I'm sure of it." Kakashi announced.

"30 more minutes? That's what you said an hour ago!" Naruto whined. "How it that possible?"

"That's it. We're lost." Sasuke concluded.

"Lost? No! We can't be!" Sakura cried in a panicky voice. "What are we going do?"

"Don't panic, guys." Kakashi assured them "The campsite's actually just up ahead down this dirt road. We'll be there in a few moments!"

20 minutes later...

"Anytime now…we'll get there." Kakashi said.

"We are so screwed." Sasuke groaned.

Sakura went into a panic. "But I don't want to get lost! I'm too young to die! I still haven't grown my hair out, and I need to get that manicure I've been dying to get for months, and I haven't gotten my first kiss from Sasuke yet, and-"

"What?" Sasuke cried.

"Uh-I mean, y-you didn't hear that!" Sakura stammered, trying to cover her foolish self up.

"Sakura, what the hell were you saying about-" Sasuke started, but was cut off by his blonde teammate.

"Hey look guys! We're here!" Naruto shouted in excitement.

Surely enough, they arrived at the campground, where a large sign read in large letters:

"Camp Death?" Sakura read out loud.

"Why does this not sound so appealing?" Sasuke asked, suspicion in his voice.

"It's probably just some practical joke some teenagers put up." Kakashi replied, trying to cover up the fact that the name, "Camp Death", was the real name of the campground. They pulled up at a tollbooth that lay near the sign. The tollbooth was covered in graffiti, smashed in, and unoccupied.

"That's odd…" Kakashi murmured. "There's supposed to be someone here who assigns us to our campsite when we pay them. But the registration booth is totally smashed in."

"Does his mean we get to stay here for free and choose our own campsite?" Naruto asked hopefully.

"It seems that way. I guess we can go find a campsite now."

So they drove "Michael" down one of the gravel lanes into "Camp Death", where a few campsites lay, each having an old wooden picnic table and a fire pit. Naruto was commentating on every campsite they passed by, assessing whether it was good enough or not to stay in.

"Not that one...it's too small. And that one looks too open and boring. We need to find one that's real big and has lots of trees and bushes surrounding it!"

"Naruto, this is camping. You can't be too picky with a camping spot. What's available is what we get." Kakashi told the critical genin.

"I don't think availability will be a problem here." Sakura said, seeing that every campsite they had passed had been empty so far.

"Ok, but let's try to find one that's cool!" Naruto replied, hardly taking in what his sensei just told him.

"Who cares? Let's just find a stupid camping spot, so I can get out of the damn car. I don't feel so good..." Sasuke groaned.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention before we left. Now that we're here, we won't be able to use any of our ninja skills in this area. All of our ninjutsu, genjutsu, taijutsu, and chakra powers will be disabled." Kakashi informed his students.

"What! Why?" Naruto cried.

"It's just the way this forest and area works. I don't get it either." Kakashi replied. His students stared at him as though he was crazy…well, maybe he was. "Don't fret though. It'll be a good challenge for us to live as normal human beings for a couple of days."

"How will we survive?" Sasuke asked, starting to surprisingly feel very insecure.

"If people who aren't shinobi can camp, then so can we!" Kakashi replied with confidence. "It won't be hard at all, since we won't encounter other ninjas here. Even if we do, they won't able to do anything either. This is just meant to be for fun, so please don't freak out. The most dangerous things we might encounter here are bears, rabid squirrels, and crazy campers, but even those things are rare to come by and easy to avoid."

The three genin continued to stare at their sensei as though he was crazy.

"Trust me, you won't die. I've done this before, so I should know." Kakashi assured his students.

"I don't want to run into a crazy camper!" Sakura whined in a very panicky tone of voice.

As they drove down, only one campsite in the whole campgrounds was occupied by what looked like a crazy-looking old hobo and his mutt of a dog.

"Hey! There's one of those crazy campers you guys were talking about now!" Naruto pointed out.

Sakura gave a little yelp of fear, "Let's not camp too close to him!"

"I agree." Kakashi replied, looking suddenly slightly startled as he looked closer at the old man.

Sasuke groaned as he clutched his stomach.

Naruto bounced up and down in his seat and pointed out the window. "Ooh! There's one! It's perfect!"

So they pulled into the campsite and hopped out of "Michael".

Naruto took a deep breath and raised his arms in the air. "Whoohoo! Smell that fresh air!"

Sasuke bolted out of the car with his hand covering his mouth and headed for the nearest bush. Retching and gagging sounds were heard.

"...Not so fresh anymore." Kakashi corrected Naruto. "Looks like Sasuke just lost his lunch."

"Sasuke! Are you alright?" Sakura cried as she ran over to Sasuke.

"I just...got carsick," Sasuke groaned. "Go...away..."

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"I'm hungry!" Naruto said loudly.

Kakashi nodded, "Me too. We'll leave Sasuke be for now. The rest of us are hungry, so let's have some lunch first and then we can-"

More retching sounds from Sasuke 'losing his lunch' were heard as Kakashi tried to explain. Kakashi turned away from Sasuke, looking a little sick himself.

"...Anyways, you two have fun eating. I'll be pitching the tent." Kakashi finished.

Naruto turned to look away from Sasuke. "Scratch that, sensei. I've just lost my appetite."

To be continued...

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