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"Here doggy doggy doggy!" Naruto called out to the bear."Hey Kakashi-sensei! It almost looks like Pakkun times a hundred!"
"You idiot! That's not a dog!" Sakura shouted.
"Get the hell away from that thing before it kills you!" Kakashishouted out to Naruto.
"What do you mean? It's not going to hurt me!" Naruto grinned, still stupidly holding out the cereal on the palm of his hand near the bear's nose. But surely enough, the bear swiped its paw at Naruto, who luckily rolled out of the way.
"Oh my god! It tried to kill me!" Naruto screamed.
"Of course it did! It's bear, stupid! They kill people!" Sakura shouted as she threw her hands up in the air.
"Hey you stupid bear! Who the hell do you think you are trying to kill me? Do you know who I am? I'm Uzumaki Naruto, the future Hokage! Believe it!" Naruto shouted out his famous statement to the uncomprehending bear.
And next, Naruto did the stupid thing by approaching the bear. "So if you think that I'm going let you get the better of me, you better-"
Kakashi quickly grabbed Naruto before he could finish his speech off. "Naruto, the bear doesn't give a damn who you are! Unless you have a death wish to get mauled to pieces, stay back here, away from the bear."
"But we can kick its ass, no problem! Believe it!" Naruto objected.
"Naruto, we don't have our ninja skills here, remember?" Sakura reminded him.
"Oh yeah...damn it!"
So the three shinobi stood back as the bear growled angrily and sniffed around their camp. At this point, another bear entered the campsite and also began sniffing around.
"Get the hell out of here, you stupid-" Naruto began, but Sakura covered up Naruto's mouth.
"Naruto, be quiet! Do you want it to come over here and kill us?"
The first bear nosed off the lid of a box that contained the food. It took out a pack of ramen with it's teeth, ripped it open, and began eating the raw noodles it spilt on the ground.
"Hey! That's my lunch! How dare you try to eat my lunch! I'm going to kill you for that!" Naruto shouted angrily.
"Naruto! If you try to kill it, it's going kill you!" Sakura said, her fists shaking.
"Could you guys be quiet? I'm trying to sleep..." Sasuke called out from the tent.
The second bear sniffed at the food box and began to drag it off.
"Our food! You can't get away with that! Especially my ramen!" Naruto shouted, now in a rage and lunged at the bear
"Be quiet!" Sasuke shouted, half-asleep.
Sakura grabbed Naruto, holding him back. "Don't be an idiot! Why can't you just stay clam, like the rest of us? You don't see me freaking out or Kakashi-sensei trying to kill the bears!" Sakura scolded Naruto as she pointed to where Kakashi was standing.
But as Sakura looked over to where she was pointing, she did not see Kakashi there. Instead, she saw their crazy sensei trying to sneak up behind the food box-stealing bear, holding a frying pan in his hand.
Sakura stared with her mouth gaping open. "...I don't believe it! Who would be stupid enough to-"
"Yeah! Go get him, sensei!" Naruto cheered.
"Shut up!" Sasuke angrily shouted.
Kakashi made mad waving motions with his hands to tell them to shut up, as ninjas are supposed to be stealthy. But the bear unfortunately had turned to see what Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke's shouting was all about around and saw Kakashi.
"Whack him real hard, sensei! Swing that frying pan around and send him crying home!" Naruto shouted, throwing his fists into the air and shouting.
Kakashi cursed under his breath and swung the frying pan at the bear's head as fast and as hard as he could. The bear gave a roar of pain and tried to swipe at Kakashi. Too bad he was too fast for the bear.
Naruto also took his step of action. He happened to find a large stick (or tree branch, really) on the ground. He ran up to the first bear that was snacking on the last of his ramen packages and whacked the bear as hard as he could with the branch repeatedly.
"You stupid bear! You ate my ramen! I'm going to kill you and become Hokage! Believe it!" Naruto shouted.
"Stop that before it gets pissed off and kills you first! And what does killing bears have to do with becoming hokage anyways?" Sakura shouted out, refusing to take no action in harassing the bears and saving the food.
"Shut the hell up out there!" Sasuke groggily shouted.
Kakashi managed to somehow kick and hit the bear enough so that it actually ran away. However, not without the bear dragging off the food box. And now the second bear was going toward Sasuke's tent. Oh, the horror!
Naruto was poking the bear with the tree branch, though it seemed unaware of it and kept wandering over to the tent.
"Die bear! Die!" Naruto shouted.
Sakura growled, finally having enough. "Naruto, that's not how you attack a bear! Let me show you!"
Sakura did a deranged war cry as she charged towards the tent the bear was headed at. "Don't worry, Sasuke-kun! I'll save you!" Sakura cried, running towards the bear. Heavens knows if should would be able to do anything to the bear.
But luckily, a half asleep but extremely grouchy Sasuke burst out of the tent, and slammed his fist into what he thought was either Sakura's or Naruto's face, but was really the bear's face.
"God dammit! Can't I get some freakin' peace and quiet around here?" Sasuke shouted, looking extremely pissed off and sleepy at the same time.
The bear took off into the bushes, moaning in pain from Sasuke's angered fist implant in its face. Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi stared at Sasuke in half amazement and half fear.
"Shut up and lemmie sleep now." Sasuke said in a slurred type of voice, indicating his lack and need of sleep. So unaware of what he had just done, Sasuke stumbled back into the tent, fell onto his sleeping bag and immediately fell asleep.
"Well that was...unexpected." Kakashi said, breaking the silence.
"Sasuke-kun is so awesome!" Sakura gushed.
"All gone..." Naruto mumbled.
"What are you talking about?" Sakura asked, annoyed with Naruto ruining the moment.
"All...gone...ramen...ALL GONE!" Naruto wailed as he broke out in tears.
"It was just noodles, Naruto. We have plenty of other food. It's not like we're not going to starve!" Sakura told Naruto.
"Well, actually..." Kakashi corrected. "Those bears took or ate pretty much most of the food we had with us. "
Sakura stared at Kakashi for a moment before speaking. "...You're kidding, right?"
"I really wish I was, Sakura. I really wish I was." Kakashi said as he shook his head.
A pained and furious roar from one of the bears a short distance off came from the woods.
"And that would be one of the bears getting into the wasabi right about now." Kakashi announced. "I'll go see what food I can pick up."
With that, Kakashi took off into the forest to retrieve the food.
"I can't believe we're almost out of food! How can this be possible?" Sakura cried.
Sakura was going into a fit of hysteria while Naruto crouched on the ground, brooding.
"My ramen...it ate all of my ramen..." Naruto mumbled.
"How the hell can you worry about your stupid noodles when we lost our whole food supply!" Sakura screamed angrily at the brooding blonde.
Sleep-deprived Sasuke walked out of the tent in a foul mood as Sakura was shaking ramen-deprived Naruto by the shoulders.
"I fall asleep for a few blissful moments, and then you two start screaming at each other! I swear, I can't get any freaking sleep with you guys squabbling at then top of your lungs. So I'm just going to give up trying to fall asleep anymore."
"You shut up, you selfish bastard before I get mad!" Naruto growled at Sasuke.
"What's your problem? You slept fine last night!" Sasuke snarled, with a hint of envy in his voice.
"Sasuke!Two bears came into our campsite and stole all of our food! What are we going to do?" Sakura cried.
Sasuke immediately snapped out of his groggy and angered mood.
"...What did you just say?"
To be continued...
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