Chapter 1 – Snot Monsters
"Atchoo!"
Darcy sneezed violently, bringing a tissue up to her red, swollen nose and blowing.
"Darling, I cannot tell you how attractive I am finding you right now"
"Shurrup Loki, I Spose you neder get ill?"
Darcy frowned with as much venom as she could muster, as she took the mug of steaming honey and lemon from the elegant God.
"No darling, I don't. You mortals are so fallible...and leaky."
He leant across the sofa his beloved had nested on, as she coughed and spluttered over everything, grabbing the tissue box and placing it carefully on her lap.
"This mortal may be fallible and currently...very...leaky but don't forget that you love me. All of me. Even the snotty bits."
A wide grin spread across his face as he reclined. Spreading his arms as wide as his legs, he pulled Darcy, blanket and all, into his chest and grabbed the tv remote.
"Shall we see what mortals are available to view on the television, my little snot monster"
Darcy punched him in the ribs, mumbling that she wasn't a snot monster. Loki wrapped his arms round her and settled down to watch Harry Potter, again.