Chapter 18
The rocket full of supplies was ready to be lifted in 2 hours. There was granola bars, water, safety guides, bread, butter, raw chicken, TV dinners, sex toys, and condoms, Considering that condoms keeps her from getting stressed out and sex toys as action figures. The supplies were ready and will launch in an hour. Her old friends, Jenny and Fred, sneaked into the back of the warehouse where the supplies shop was being built. They hated Miley Cyrus so much because she sold on a concert to Justin Bieber. So they sneaked marijuana into the launching port and ran out. When they left it was time for lift off. They were getting ready to celebrate for building a supplies ship. The ship was about to launch and NASA were already watching the ship fire up. The ship was launching right before the countdown was reached to 2. The ship's Velocity was confirmed. Everyone was cheering but the something was going wrong with the ship. The ship was flying downward. The ship was on fire and the ship blow up the ships. Ashes of supplies and the smell of marijuana was all that their was in the atmosphere. It was a sad moment to NASA and probably for Miley.
Chapter 19
Log 22
Okay, so I only have 34 potatoes left and 3 gallons of almond milk to drink. So NASA told that they were supposed to send me some supplies, but it turns out to be a failure since it blow up. So that mean I have to cut my food shorter. So NASA told me to do this: every piece of bread or potatoes into 3 parts and leave 1 piece of the potatoes and bread and eat that 1 piece of potatoes and bread for lunch or dinner. Basically meaning that I have to eat less food till recuse comes to get me. So now or hopefully later, I have to find ways to get food so that I don't starve to death. It's been 6 days since I ran out of ketchup. So no ketchup for my fries. I also ran out of lotion.. what am I gonna use for my boobs now? They might end up being ashy.
Chapter 20
NASA had another idea. They figure that they can use their spear mini ship to launch straight to mars and 100 meters away from Miley's starting point. The director of NASA contacted Hong Kong to help out build the mini ship and how they're gonna put it together and set perfectly on mars. So they figure that the Mass of the ship wouldn't really matter on Earth since the starter for the ship's blasts the ship's 5 times more then launching it by itself. The rocket well have access to eject any parts of the ship and will be controllable for Miley. Altho Teddy the detector of NASA, said that it would be too dangerous for Miley since she won't know how to use even the simplest control nor that she'll aim for Earth. She's gonna think she's in the mall in space going to different plants or sucked into the black hole in the Milky Way. How ever Hong Kong decided to just have the ship accelerating and all Mikey has to do is start the ship and stair the controls and that's it. The ship will have its emergency evacuation systems into the ship and seats. So Miley will be fine If she's not stupid enough. Miley just has to do the math and place the correct point for the care package ship to land.
Log 24
Okay so NASA Is being nice again. They wanna send me a ship to get me back home. Unfortunately it's not gonna get here for a while, and when I mean awhile, I mean a Looong while they said. The other part is that I have to create a landing point for the ship so that it gets here at the right point. They also reported that if anything goes wrong with just one person getting back to earth, they have some other NASA crew from the spacecraft thingy that flies around the earth to help me out. So, in meaning if everything goes wrong, I have use the evacuation seat to jump out the ship. So I'm guessing if I do that, then that means they're gonna catch me?. If I'm in outer space. I don't know that's just what NASA said. Or that I should be proud of myself that I could actually read for once. Well, let's start making points.
Chapter 21
While NASA Is building the ship, Miley also calculates where the ship is going to land. NASA sent her a equation and a math problem for where she's going to land. So here's the math problem. The ship has mass of 10,000 lbs. Plus an additional of items all together are 100 ibs. The ship velocity well travel 50 miles per hour until the ship's gravitation is 0. Then the ship will flow into space till it hits mars. From your starting point from Earth to Mars, how far away will the ship be from you distance to there. Also how far will you have to travel to get to the ship if landed? When Miley got this she's was like "what the fuck is this? Bro I'm in a ship on mars, not in school back on earth." Miley didn't want to do the math. So she's like "I'll just wait for NASA to do the work, in the meantime I'm gonna take a nap then do work".
So of course the ship was being built, this ship will take a long time to build while Miley Cyrus sits and waits.
Chapter 22
2 months later
The ship was ready to launch and correctly this time. Everything was double check everything to make sure that everything was fix and 100% ready, without the ship blowing up this time. The ship then took off and to NASA surprise, the ship actually flew up without blowing up again. The crew starting cheering and the ship was ready to hit mars. Later on when the ship got to earth it landed on its sides so now if Miley starts the ship, it's gonna fly straight without going up. It's gonna be like a big rocket launcher (hehe see what I did there). So now not only that she has to find the ship, but she also has to figure out a war to bring It back on its legs. Miley is gonna feel stupid when she finds the mini ship. NASA sends the message to Miley and the hunt for the ship is about to begin.
Chapter 23
Log 52
Okay the ship has landed on mars. Now I have to go find it. I feel stupid for not solving that stupid math problems NASA sent me, but hey math is really fucking hard. We can all agree to that (well except for Asians and math teachers of course). So this is how I'm going to do it. I have spare batteries that I can charge over night if I bring one or two if the solar panels. That way the batteries and the car and stay charge if I find the ship. It's gonna take me awhile but I realized if I can ask if the ship is still on their monitor, I can relocate it on the map and I can search for it.
Miley waits for the response from NASA and lucky, they know where the ship has landed. They also said that from their monitor, the ship looks longer from the top then they thought had made it into. So they sent the numbers where the ship is. Miley draws the navigation on the map and Miley is about to head to the ship to see what it looks likes before she uses it.
