Hey guys I hope you are all doing well. I'm really sorry about how late this chapter is. I've been really busy getting used to my new job and haven't had much time to sit down and write. As usual I appreciate the reviews and the follows! I do not own Batman or any characters from said universe, I only own Rainbow, Sean, and Paulie.

Joker carried me into what I was going to assume was our new place, I had given up trying to get down from his shoulders about thirty minutes into his carrying session. My face was plastered to his back and my arms hung straight down, and even though we had walked into a building he hadn't put me down. Hmm, let me try a new tactic. I raised my arm ever so slowly moving in for the kill, I grabbed his butt so hard and so suddenly I found myself doing a face plant into the carpeted floor not a good idea.

Although the nose gushing blood wasn't part of my plan, I had gotten myself down on my own terms. "Well my little Rainbow, not the, uh, best decision you've ever made. Though it was pretty amusing if I do say so myself. Hehe. Oh dear, look what you've done to your face, and these were new carpets too." The Joker chuckled at me. He took care of my nose and I knew I was gunna have a shiner in the morning.

I refused to look at him, as I was still pretty pissed off at the forced move. I mean all my stuff was in my old place and so were all my memories. Well...nevermind, I didn't have many memories that I was fond of there, though I'll miss getting drunk alone and watching horror flicks. Jesus, I'm not going to argue with myself. The fact is that the Joker forced me to move, and I do not like being forced to do something.

I walked into the kitchen to get some ice and some pain killers for my face, damn that clown. I went into the freezer and saw that the Joker had stocked it full of my favorite ice creams, and I even saw a few bottles of whiskey. He was going to make it hard to stay mad at him I see, oh well, I'm pretty good at holding a grudge.

I definitely didn't' want to be near him while I was having my ice cream pity party, so I downed more drugs than I probably should have taken with a shot of fire and went into a random room with my treat, locking the door. I saw that the room I had walked in was a bedroom, furnished in a mixture of the Joker's signature colors and the deep reds that I loved in my old place. I plopped my food on the bed and decided to look around. I went to the closet and saw that it was filled with a mix of both men's and women's clothes, and they were definitely not in my usual repertoire. Nowhere did I see my loved sweats and sweaters and instead I saw ripped jeans and t shirts along with some nice sweaters and slacks.

Oh boy, those pills were kicking in and I was starting to feel really nice. I walked deeper into the closet, realizing it was a walk in and looked around. Bright colors and lace accosted my vision. I saw a lot of Halloween styled clothes, well…more like costumes. Ohhh, there's even a nice selection of lingerie in here. I was feeling quite nice and whimsical at the moment so I threw on a dark purple teddy I saw. I fit me like a glove! I threw my bloody clothes over my head like they were confetti and pranced out of the closet. Doing a little dance across the room seemed like the only reasonable thing to do at the moment so I started to dance while I tried opening the ice cream I had picked out. The damn thing opened but it also exploded down the front of my chest, leaking a little onto the teddy. Whatever I give up, I threw it on the ground and continued frolicking.

I didn't feel like myself and I decided to enjoy the freedom I was feeling at that moment and not be a downer. I heard a few knocks on the door and I yelled, "This is my time, you hear me!" Was I slurring?

There was a pause at the door and then I heard my clown cutie say something. "Did you take those pills in the cabinet my little Rainbow? If so, you're in for a fun trip. There, ah, laced with some pretty strong stuff for me myself and I." Hmm. Maybe that's why I felt so wily. Well, I wasn't letting him in so he could go fuck himself. He deserves to know where he can shove it so I decided to yell through the door that he could go fuck himself. In a matter of ten seconds he had rammed down the door looking he was going to put me over his knee to looking at me like he wanted to do the same thing just for different reasons. He was a bit of a blur before I felt his hands on my arms. "Just how many pills did you pop you vixen?" He asked me.

I held out my hand to indicate five and he screwed his face up like I had just told him I was the Easter bunny. He looked down and saw the ice cream on my upper torso and started to lick me clean. I tried to move away giving him a grossed out face, but he looked at me like he was going to scold me and I did't think my mind could take anymore of him being mad at me. "You're lucky that you're higher than the moon right now Doll or I would show you just how much I appreciate your outfit." I felt my face flush and decided to do something I might not have done otherwise.

I pressed my lips lightly against the Joker's and tasted the sweetness from my long forgotten snack. The next moment my mind went blank and I lost control of my muscles as I started to fall. I felt him wrap his arms around me and lay me on the bed. The warmth of his body pressed against mine as he got into bed behind me and I fell asleep laughing to the image of the Joker spooning me in my mind.

I certainly didn't see myself in this situation while I was washing this man's dirty laundry not so long ago.