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Chapter 1

24 hours earlier than the last chapter… Why? Because I said so.

A thundering of hooves and a cry of war echoed across the dark expanses of Tartarus. A voice, so evil that every monster, every hellish beast, every nightmare seemed so gentle and generous in comparison, cried out for the blood of a god. The blood of the god who escaped his grasp. The blood of Perseus.

Now go three hours before that to get to whoever the hell Perseus is.

A cheery whistling sound rebounded throughout the hallway of the identical colourless cell block. In a place full of death and pain there lay someone whistling to the tune of… dare I say it? Canon in D. He was bloody whistling to Canon in D. Son of a…

Back to the story.

A groan erupted from the mouths of those who had caught the bad side of the jackass named Zeus, as they all realized one thing.

Perseus was a fucking dick.

Now you may be wondering who the hell is Perseus?

Ask anyone and they'll tell you some cock-and-bull story about this random ass book series named Percy Jackson and something or otther.

But ask the right person and, well you get an entirely different story.

Let's start at the beginning.

In the beginning, there was darkness. Upon which Chaos and Order, not human beings but giant expanses of power, created everything.

Now many of you may be wondering:
"This isn't a bloody joke, writer, where the hell is Perseus!" and the answer to that is… I don't know.

Let's continue.

After Chaos and Order did "stuff" they pooped out the Protogeni and they, in the interest of survival, went and uhhhh got "very friendly" with each other.

Thus, they birthed the Titans, the Cyclops, monsters and a bunch of other stuff that Chaos knows what.

But let's focus on the Titans.

Among the first generation of twelve Titans, the holding point of the Council were Mnemosyne, Tethys, Theia, Phoebe, Rhea, and Themis and the poor whipped sobs were Oceanus, Hyperion, Coeus, Kronos, Krios, and Iapetus.

The second generation of Titans consisted of Hyperion's children Helios, Selene, and Eos; Coeus' little buggers Lelantos, Leto, and Asteria; Iapetus' kids Atlas, Prometheus, Epimetheus, and Menoetius; Oceanus' adorable little girl Metis; and Crius' dick bags Astraeus, Pallas, and Perses.

Now we pay attention to Kronos as without him we don't have the "Elder" gods Such as Hestia (lovely lady, she is), Hades (nice guy but a bit on the depressing side), Posiedon (ridiculously optimistic and disgustingly idiotic), Demeter (a bit on the innocent side but still rather nice), Hera (snotty little brat) and last (and most definitely least) is Zeus (egotistical, cock-loving, jealous son of an inbred whore, etc, etc).

Now, this here is where it gets interesting. As this story wouldn't even be told if it wasn't for Zeus, for a lack of term, thinking with his cock, Perseus here would've still been alive, still had his wife and still had his daughter by his side. But no. Zeus, with his dick, saw Perseus's wife and out of jealousy, attempted to rape her. Now Zeus was close to violating her when Perseus burst in, with fire at his fingertips and anger in his eyes, shot Zeus point blank and kicked his pathetic ass back to Olympus.

The thing is the Greek Mythos state that Hestia is the eldest God, but sadly this is not true. Perseus, God of Power, of Time and Sassiness, was born on the day the Titans killed Ouranos. As nasty as that was, it didn't matter he was born.

Now time skip a couple of decades. Around then Hestia wasn't born but the Prophecy had been just called in. Kronos heard that stuff and he went, and I quote, "Hell no." He called in Perseus, saying it was a dire emergency, and Perseus, who loved his father, ran faster than the man your mother was cheating on your father with, because he cared.

Prophecy smophecy stuff happened and Perseus arrived happy and carefree at his father's feet. Kronos, with great sadness, informed Perseus of the prophecy and Perseus in shock horror cried out, "I swear on the Styx Father, that I shall never go against the Titans" and Kronos, knowing that it was the Styx and all, accepted the oath and Perseus got back to his wife.

Perseus loved his wife. He loved her black hair falling into careless curls down her shoulders as he chased her, he loved her tinkling laugh when he fell for her jokes and he loved her eyes, her beautiful emerald green eyes. Her eyes were as green as the ripest grass, the best colour of spring, the calmest ray of sunshine on pine leaves, and well, you get the point.

She was his strong point and HE was hers.

But this all changed after the Titanomachy. Zeus and the others had been released. They knew all about Perseus and how he refused to help them so they harboured resentment for him. Now Zeus, forever known as The Dick, was spying on Perseus and his wife, who was heavily pregnant at the time, and he, being a stupid pisshead, as per usual, fell in love with her. Zeus created some devious ass, all-crap plan to kill Perseus and steal his wife.

The next day, Perseus' wife walked through her garden when she met a tall individual, with sky blue eyes and a mop of very brown hair on his very pale face. She welcomed him to her house and asked about why he was there. He cried that he had seen some beautiful flowers and was just admiring them when he saw how ugly they became when she had walked in. (He wasn't going for lowkey charm, then.)

She blushed, but replied, stating that she was pregnant and happily married, and then she left. Zeus wasn't happy with that. No, he was not. Not at all.

Good Evening. Guys, this is SamTheKingOfHell and only me because Huntress, who has no regard for the word responsibilities, has given up on this story, Surprise surprise, now I have some changes thoughts I would like to ask upon you as in would you guys want everything unravelling at the end or during the story?

Should I continue with my path telling the history first then explaining why he was in jail?

Now bye guys sleep well and enjoy.