Star woke up when her cell mate started snoring loudly in her sleep. Star tried a couple different things to get the girl to stop snoring. She looked out of the only window in her room and saw the sun's rays begin to show over the thick walls of Sait O's. She sighed.
"Marco, where are you," Star began to say to herself, "I hope you guys don't get noticed by the headmaster girl. What was her name...? Sandy? She kinda looks like a Sandy."
"Who are you talking to?" Star was startled when her roommate woke up.
"No one," The Princess sighed.
"Yeah, whatever. Camera phone," The purple princess said taking a selfie. She then typed what she said, "hashtag...just woke...up. Hashtag...camera...phone."
Star looked at her confused before lookig out of the window again. She heard a few crashes and a few girly screams before she spotted Marco, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stanford (A/N: Yes, I corrected it) running down the long hallway.
"Marco!" She exclaimed with a wide smile on her face.
"Hey, we're here too," Dipper said half-insulted and half-jokingly.
"Right, sorry," Star replied.
"We're gonna bust you outta here," Mabel said holding the key that was given to her by her old friend; 13th and-a-half president.
"Woah, cool!" Star said once the door was unlocked.
"Wait, where's your wand?" Soos asked.
"Some weird guard took it. I'm not sure where it is!" Star replied panicking a bit.
Marco heard someone walking in their direction and thought for a second, "I have a plan..."
The guard walked by and Marco came out from his hiding place. He kicked the guard strait in the back sending him falling flat on his face. The guard looked back at the boy and scowled.
Star ran over just as the guard was gonna hit back at Marco and jumped right on top on his back. The wind was knocked out of the guard's lungs as he fell back onto the floor. The team knocked him unconscious and Ford dressed in the guard's outfit.
"Hey, where's Stan?" Star asked.
"Im right here," Ford replied.
"No, the other one," Star said and Ford smiled. He was joking before.
"He's out front watching out for any guards."
"And what about Bill?" Star asked.
There was a pause before she got her response, "We're...not sure," Marco said sheepishly.
"Oh..." Star said. The group was silent until they reached the tallest building where they assumed Star's wand was being held. There was a faint glow illuminating from the room.
Marco kicked the door open with a loud "Heya!" The door burst off its hinges and the group walked inside. Star grabbed her wand and a loud siren suddenly echoed through the whole place. The escapes locked immediatly.
"It's a trap!" Ford exclaimed and Mabel started banging on the new metal door with her fists.
"It won't budge!" She cried in frustration.
"Dang it! This is all my fault," Star deflated.
"No it's not. Don't beat your self up about it," Marco said putting a hand on Star's shoulder. The princess smiled and Marco felt his cheeks begin to blush.
"So are we getting out of here, or what?" Mabel asked excited to see Star's magic once again.
Star nodded and waved her wand and it began to glow, "Sparkle rainbow DOOR BURST!" The Princess yelled and with a flash of light the door had a large hole in it with steam rising off of its edges a bit.
"Let's go!" Dipper said and the team followed him through the hole, which was just about big enough for them to all fit through.
Guards stood left and right trying to corner the team but Marco and Star soon took the lead and hit them all down to the ground, one by one. They made it outside where they found Stan fighting some guards, and he was doing really well.
"Grunkle Stan!" Dipper and Mabel called out.
"Kids!" Stan called back as he kicked a guard right in the gut.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt," Marco winced.
In a matter of minutes all of the guards were taken down by the team and they escaped the princess prison with princess's now running around happily at their new-found freedom.
Star teleported the team to Mewnie where they found Bill harassing a goblins eyeball merchant. His cart was tipped over by the demon and the man exclaimed, "No! My goblin eyeballs!"
Bill's laugh rang through Dipper's ears, "This is it, guys. The ultimate battle."
"But we don't even know how to beat him," Mabel said.
"Well, maybe you don't, but I do. I was waiting for an important time to tell you and it seems like this is that time. Bill's weakness is his eye. Idon't we can destroy that, Bill's gonna go away with his eyesight," Ford informed.
"Wow, you're a huge nerd," Stan joked.
"Oh, haha, very funny," Ford rolled his eyes smiling.
"So, what are we waiting for? Let's do this thing!" Star said excitedly, "Yo Cyclopes! Stop messing with the eyeball merchants, will you?" The princess yelled blasting a few purple bunnies at Bill's back.
The demon turned around creepily.
"Well, well, well, look who busted herself out of princess jail. It's Sailor Moon and friends," Bill said pointing to Star's wand.
The team all got into fighting stances.
"If this is it, dudes, I wanna say that I've probably used all of your toothbrushes at least once," Soos admitted to everyone's utter disgust.
"We love you too, Soos," Stan joked. The group ran strait for the demon and they all fired something towards the demon's eye. Dipper and Mabel threw rocks, Stan and Ford shot lasers, Star shot rainbow fists, and Marco threw his shoe. All of the objects made impact at the same time and a huge explosion followed by a loud boom erupted. Dead trees lied on the ground and houses fell to the floor.
The group all got up rubbing their heads.
"We did it!" Mabel exclaimed proudly.
"Woo!" Star yelled.
"I can't believe we actually defeated Bill!" Dipper exclaimed.
"All it took was a little help from a few new friends," Ford said. Star and Marco smiled at Ford's comment. After a bit of convincing, Star for her parents to fix her dimensional scissors and everyone was sent back home.
"Bye, Star. This whole thing was super awesome! I hope I can see you again," Mabel hugged the princess.
"I hope so too," Star replied.
Marco and Dipper did an awkward Fisr numb before Stan said something, "I guess in the end, the good guys always do win."
Eveyone agreed with that statement and Soos even commented, "Definitly a good life lesson.
They all said their goodbyes and Star and Marco went back home just in time for Marco's parents to come back from their trip.
"So, Marco, Star, how was your week?" Marco's mom asked.
The two looked at each other and replied with a simple , "Eh," and a shrug. They didn't want to tell the two parents about everything just yet.
A/N: Woo! We did it! Edited the last chapter so you can read something WAY better than what I originally had. Hope you like it :)! Sorry for any typos in this. It's 1:00 in the morning so...yeah. This was fun to write and please review if it was fun to read! This is, in fact, my most reviewed fanfic and I wanna thank you all for that! :D :D :D