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OH WAIT!
I DO NOT OWN THE WONDERFUL MASTERPIECE THEY CALL ONE PIECE!
2. Fishman Island
"A bit too harsh on the fledgling, I may say."
"Hmph. You old geezer. That kid is also a ruler, don't underestimate that 'fledgling'"
The old man mustered a small grimace and rubbed his bent back. Several cracks were heard. Beside the aged grandpa, a man with spiky blond hair and a scar running from his left eyebrow to his chin chugged down a glass of ale. With a loud satisfied sigh, the man glanced at the old man and smirked.
He said. "That kid may the destined one. To destroy them. You never know."
The old man stared at the younger man with a solemn look and stood up from his rocking chair.
Sitri's eyes opened and he bolted up in panic. Where was he? He looked around the unfamiliar surrounding, trying to spot anything familiar. He saw a lot of weird plants -he doesn't study science, I'm sorry-, weird houses, weird bubbles, and weird people, and weird fishe-
WAIT. Why are there are fishes asdfghjkl?! He thought. An involuntary scream escaped his lips as he stood up and ran- to fall...err float down...or is it up? the first step. It seemed that somehow, he was floating, and each squirm made him float higher and higher. HE WAS FLOATING. HOLY CHEESECAKE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
"Hey are you alright, onee-san ?"
The nerve! Did that stupid person really think it would be fine to ask such obvious question.
"HELL NOO Do you think I am alright?!"
"?"
"AND I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A BOY! EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD AND I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY ALREADY. You shitty kid!"
The child grimaced as Sitri continued to throw incoherent insults to the child, now backing away. He looked closer to the kid and noticed weird things protruding out of his jaw, and his skin was a light shade of green with a tinge of black.
Immediately, he stopped trashing around. As a result, his light body floated down like a feather. Sitri leaned down to hold the confused kid's face, their nose barely touching, he leaned down and slowly closed the distance betwe-
"Author. Don't make me a pedophile or I'll kill you."
And so the author deleted the beautifu...ahem, horrible scene and wrote another one, sweating bullets as a large scythe was inches away from his neck.
"Oi. Kid. What are you?" He glared hard at the boy. With their faces no closer to each other than an inch, the boy could clearly see those mesmerizing eyes glaring holes at him – as if those eyes could see through your soul. The boy felt his onyx eyes widening as he took in her(?) appearance. No matter what he said, he was still convinced that the white haired lady was a lady. Without the boing boings.
"I'm an electric eel type fishman." He mustered a big grin.
The girl(?) looked at him with blank eyes, a scowl present on her(?) lips. "...fishman?.."
"Mm! Cool, isn't it?" Trying to impress the beautiful girl(?), he stretched out his arm, and small tendrils of tentacles flew out of his arm, creating small sparks of electricity. "I'm not as strong as my father yet, but I'll be veerryyyyy strong in a few years!"
Her(?) lips curved into a small smile, barely visible, but still enough for him to see the beautiful sight. (thank gods for the close distance between them)"Of course you will. Kid. What's your name?"
A childish blush made way to his face as his onyx eyes sparkled. "I'm Kial! Cool name, isn't it?"
"..."
"...Did I say something wrong?" He tilted his head.
The girl(?) blinked twice before looking around like a frantic person. "e..eeh..." She(?) drawled out. "Then. I'm Sitri. Nice to officially meet you, Kial-san."
Kial observed the girl(?) more closely, and he felt his face heating up. Though he was still very young, his father often brings home pretty female mermaids for partying and family reunions, but never has he been this captivated by someone.
Come to think of it, he never saw her(?) round. Surely, such a beautiful person would catch everyone's attention, would it not?
"Sitri onee-san, where did you come from?"
She(?) furrowed her brows. "I came from Japan, duh."
"AND I AM A BOY!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I AM A GIRL?!"
Confused, Kial tugged the dirty clothes of the girl(?). "Onee-san, what is Japan?"
Kial looked at the taller girl as her face turned a pale like a white sheet of paper. " J..apan? Kial-san, where am I right now?" A serious look scowl came to her face, her previous shock gone. She poked his shirt with her well groomed nails. "You didn't kidnap me. right?"
"This is gyojin-to*" He replied, a figurative question mark popping above his head. "And no. Why?"
A silent moment ensued with the both of them. For a moment, Kial thought that the girl(?) would explode in a fit of rage again, seeing her whole body froze up.
Without any sort of warning or whatsoever, her(?) whole face lit up like a lantern on a dark night, with a small tinge of happy red on her cheeks. As if she(?) had been given everything she could wish for, she(?) jumped up and down like a lunatic, a crazed look on her(?) beautiful and unblemished face.
"THANK YOU O HOLY GOD OF DEATH! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! MY DREAM CAME TRUE!"
A huge ear splitting maniacal grin came to her face as she twirled around, flailing her arms everywhere. Kial didn't know what to do, so he stood there with dizzy eyes as Sitri raised him up and twirled him around, still laughing.
Kial remembered his father doing it to him, but it was absolutely no match for her(?) iron grip and fast spinning. And he thought that his father was too rough on him. He swore he saw a beautiful garden overflowing with colorful flowers for the briefest of moments.
"..sto..p..p..onee-...s..a...ann"
As if realizing her mistake, she(?) released her grip suddenly, letting Kial plop down to the cold ground, a rage of bubbles floating up. "Ouch! What was that for?"
She(?) grinned at him innocently. Weird. Kial thought that Sitri wasn't that friendly, seeing as she(?) just brushed him off coldly a while ago. But after he said gyojin-to, it seemed like she(?) turned to a different person. Had it been her long dream to go to the Fishman Island?
Still with a huge grin, she inquired."Wait. If this is the fishman island...then...it means that I have an air bubble or whatever you call it surrounding me, right?"
Kial scratched his head. "No..This place is a place exclusively for fishman and people who could breathe underwater only, since bubbles can't work here."
She(?) looked passive for a moment before shrugging it off. " Okay. No use worrying about it. At least I am in paradise now, it's all right." She(?) flashed a small smile. "Ne, Kiel-san, do you know any place I could shop for clothes and things?"
"It's over there! I'll go with you, onee-san."
Beside the boy, Sitri sighed. "I am a boy-..never mind."
Sitri hummed the soft tune of 'DEPARTURE' as he picked a couple of clothes from a shop in the deeper part of shopping district, where no 'humans' were in. The fishman owner of the shop, he giddily thought, had sharp white scales in his face, a large fin popping out of his seemingly rough back. He looked completely normal for a fishman, but for him, he thought that the fishman looked really cool. Especially when he was sharpening his blade with a rough expression. Like Zoro. Yes, Zoro.
For a moment, he saw a war god.
A small smile tugged at his lips. He was overjoyed at his 'predicament', if you can call it that. Since the kidnapping and death god succession thing, he was sure that this would be the worst day of his life, not knowing that he would be plunged into Fishman Island – then he could assume that he is in the world of One Piece-. And suddenly, it seemed like everything that happened before had no significance anymore.
Only the world of One Piece.
His heart was hammering in his chest, as if threatening to jump out of its cage in excitement. Oh, years and years had he been dreaming of a world like this. He felt his cheeks heating up, and his cheeks hurting. He looked at the window pane and saw a foggy reflection of himself, with a large smile etched into his face. He rubbed his face to erase the seemingly permanent smile and looked at the beautiful view out the glass pane. It had beautiful corals with different kinds of fishes swimming around.
And more proof that he is in the world of One Piece.
Beautiful girls with tails instead of feet populated the area. All kinds of people were there – only that they had fins, scales, and other bizarre body parts.
He turned back to the shop and grabbed a pair of black pants, walking to the counter and proceeding to dump the pile of clothes. "Owner-san, do you have any choker?" His voice came out quite distorted. He saw small bubbles going out of his mouth as he talked.
"Yes,yes. We have one."
"Please give me ten." He glowed, still unbelieving that he was in a seemingly fantasy world. And talking to a fishman.
The fishman nodded his head. "Of course."
After paying for the bunch of clothes, he asked permission to go their restroom. In there, he stripped the dirty clothes and replaced them with the newly-bought ones. He wore a beige colored tee-shirt and a pair of black pants, topped with a furry black coat with gold linings that reached his shin. In his neck was a black choker with bat wings design in the middle to cover his adam's apple. Since he was youn, he never liked his adam's apple being seen. He slipped heavy shackles(without the chains) to his feet and wisely covered them up with his pants, though a small steel-ish budge could be seen under the loose edge of his pants.
Walking to the sink mirror, he stared at a poster of a beautiful girl. He stared at it dubiously before ruffling his messy hair.
The poster girl ruffled her hair.
A bit weirded out, he blinked his eyes.
The poster girl did the same.
"Th..is..is me..?" He whispered, touching the corner of the poster mirror. "I haven't ...seen myself in years..but.."
"..."
".."
"."
"THIS IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS YOU PIECE OF SHITTY MIRROR I'M NOT A GIRL I'M AN AUTHENTIC BOY! WITH MANLY PARTS!" He screamed banging his head to a nearby wall. Panting, he looked at the mirror again and observed himself thoroughly, putting a hand on his waist.
Long flowing silver hair with specks of gold and black at the tips. He had long layered hair that reached his waist, short messy bangs on the right side on his face, covering mostly the right side of his face. Still baby looking with no blemishes or ugly scars, a cute button nose, a jawline not very sharp, but not fragile looking. A pair of sapphire eyes with a tinge of red stared back at him.
"For some reason, I almost fell in love with myself..." He murmured. "I can see why Kial-san see me as a girl." He quickly hand combed his long hair, trying to untangle his (bird-nest) hair. In a side table, he spotted a broken down brush sitting atop the equally dilapidated table. "..Better than nothing.."
Sitri grabbed the brush and combed his long hair, making it more bearable.
'But as far as I could remember, I was never this...beautiful. And my hair was a dirty silver color, no other color (messing) beautifying with it..'
"Well...anything's fine.." He spared a last look at his own reflection before walking out of the restroom, fully aware of his physical appearance.
"Owner-san. Thanks for letting me use your restroom. I appreciate it." Bowing to the fishman, he thanked him. "Then, I must go."
"No problem. But may I ask something?"
"? What is it?" He turned to the smiling face of the owner of the shop.
"I'm just wondering if you're a human or a fishman. But since your in this part of the district, I guess your a fishman?"
"I'm not a fishman. Nor a human. That's all you need to know." Just a newly appointed death god from Earth. An out of character smirk graced his lips as he exited the shop, leaving a confused fishman behind. "Farewell."
"Kial-san! Over here, over here!" Sitri shouted to a small fishman looking at the mermaid's direction. He turned and ran to him with a toothy grin plastered on his face.
"Onee-san, the clothes look good on you!"
He pursed his lips."Okay. Thanks?"
They both indulged in an awkward silence as neither of them had something to talk about – after all, they were practically strangers who just met a few hours ago – by coincidence.
Sitri was the one who broke the silence after many minutes. "Kial-san, won't your parents worry about you? And am I bothering you?"
Kial shook his head, his curly black hair swishing around. "Uh-uh. My father usually goes home really late, so I just wander everywhere during the day. Having you around is really fun onee-san, so I don't really mind."
"...Okay. Then can you show me a nice place? I want to roam the underwater island, after all."
"Hmm..." Kial scratched his head. "Uhh...do you want me to show you the place where human pirates go?"
Sitri looked at the child with a childish glimmer in his sapphire eyes. "..pirates...Of course! Let's go~Lead the way."
"Then. We'll need to use the water roads. Please be careful since it's your first time...Though I'm surprised that you could breathe underwater. Why?"
Sitri scratched his head as a bead of sweat rolled down his temple. "I guess..I'm not exactly human, Kial-san. I'd appreciate it if you just drop it."
"O-O-okay onee-san.. I'm sorry.."
Sitri shook his head as he stared at the small fishman with half-lidded eyes. "It's fine. Let's get going."
Kial nodded and led the way, both soon relaxing into silence once again.
Sitri practically died on the spot where the reached the upper area of the Fishman Island. Though the funny feeling of having water around him disappeared, the beautiful scenery compensated for it. It was simply overwhelming – the vibrant colors, the loud music of the merfolks, the loud chatter of the human pirates, the atmosphere. A loud laugh escaped his lips as he stared at the scenery.
"HahhahHAhaHAAHhahahahaha. I..It's..so...b..beautiful.." Again, the smile appeared on his face. It seemed like that smile is permanent, he thought. And to think that he was once the gloomiest person in school. One Piece sure is something.
"I know right!" Beside him, Kial gushed. "It's very lively here!"
"Mm! I love it. Thank you, Kial-san!" Sitri grinned at the small fishman and grabbed his hand, dashing full speed. "It's time for more shopping!"
"STOP IT!" a shrill voice rang out in the air, making the people turn to the direction of the voice. Including Sitri and Kial. What they both saw was a shocking scene that made Sitri's heart's clench. A blond ponytailed mermaid screamed as what he assumed to be a pirate captain, due to the red captain's coat grabbed her by the hair and forcefully threw her in a very small box - probably a devil fruit.
His sapphire eyes lowered. That's right. In the world of One Piece, fishmen and humans never got along with each other. Pirates loved the catch beautiful mermaids for slavery, while the fishmen hated humans.
The pirate captain showed a large grin as he joggled the tightly lid box in his fat, meaty hands. "I could sell you for a big amount..."
"Kial-san." Sitri trailed off.
"Onee-san." Kial gripped the furry black cloak and looked up to him. "I want to save Layla onee-san."
"Layla?...ah..okay, just be careful."
Kial had depressing lines on the back of his head as he looked at Sitri with a shocked expression. "You're supposed to tell me that I'm reckless and go with me!" He pouted and stomped the ground in frustration. "My dad told me so!"
"..."
"..." Kial pouted.
Sitri sweatdropped. "Is..that so?" Kial pouted. "Fine, fine. But I can't do anything..."
Kial grinned. "Don't worry. I'm strong. Just sit back and look at me!"
"..."Sitri said nothing and led the little fishman lead him towards the mermaid he referred to as Layla. Putting on a proud exterior, Kial puffed out his chest and walked 'manlier', making Sitri look at him weirdly.
'Is this guy serious?'
"Stop human pirate! Or I shall personally punish you for your wrongdoings!"
Sitri felt a bead of sweat roll down his temple. Did Kial really think that the acting hero would be good against a pirate?
Especially when Kial is acting so very much like a proud marine?
With a deadpan look, Sitri could only stare at the small boy's back. Well, even if he wanted to help him save the mermaid, he isn't really a strong person-considering the fact that he never exercised and that One Piece people are monstrously strong – courtesy of the awesome devil fruits.
A sad fact that he would probably be even weaker than a lowly marine canon fodder. He almost felt like training like what Garp did to Luffy for that moment – but he quickly shook his stupid thoughts out. No matter how much he trained or do something, he would still be pathetically weak. His mother once said that he would be better off as a housewife ( much to his complaint that he was BOY), not a fighter nor a muscular weight lifter man.
But seriously, Sitri wanted to be strong. Strong is cool. And cool means fun. And fun means everything.
"-ggghhhhhh!"
Sitri was brought back to 'reality' (is this even reality?) as a soft grunt made way into his ears. It seemed as Kial was utterly defeated and thrown around like a rag doll by a another pirate beside the captain.
The pirate was a burly man with messy curly black hair and a large pink swollen pimple sitting on his face - near his oversized nose. In his hand was a pistol as big as Kial. Bits of meat and saliva spew out of his mouth as he began talking rubbish – and no. No sarcasm nor figurative words here.
"Adfh Kilss jhidah rubbidh ksbajc ldnsue icbjsvvgja gihj jdbydn LOkjhfsa dvssA adcdvsa bJA DVDNT jfdDddvh vv ftrggjs jijvca."
Sitri felt a bead of sweat rolled down his temple.
Beside the rubbish pirate, the fat pirate captain said, "As much as I want to kill you, I can't. Because the Loli Fangirl Boobie Association (L.F.B.) hated killing child fishmen."
'L-Loli Fang-g-irl Boobie Association!? What the heck is that!' Sitri screamed in his mind. Years and years he researched about One Piece, but he never heard of such a ridiculous and horrendous and absolutely perverted name. His subconscious mind thought of eliminating that horrible founder of that sorry excuse of an association. It was tainting the perfect beauty of One Piece dammit! And the plot twist is not nice at all!
As if reading his mind, the pirate began speaking in rubbish(again). "Ljsjjo LDNHN asdgg jbbdue cisiaon sub fuf kdigysfsaj ufb cnkdjhbn . Ahgskhnlankcbjb csnu lioma ms eigdjb. Ac kobd dfxvfssff fbfeds idc-"
And thus, the captain translated. "Loli FANGIRL Association makes sure that lolis and boobie woman can have a love interest and sex as early as eight. Of course, we ogle them. And I am the second in command for the association."
With the captain/rubbish perverted pirate's explanation, the world went silent and time stopped. Busy pirates bustling in and out of the stores froze in their steps. Fishmen had a comically shocked look.
Sitri, however, was another story. Something was bubbling from the pit of his stomach, as if threatening to explode like a volcano any moment. His eyes were as blank as a clean sheet of paper, and no expression was worn on his face.
Something was bubbling-
No one saw it, but as soon they blinked, they saw a large sharp object was pointed on the pirate's neck, inches away from piercing the tanned and pimpled skin.
-And that was-
Time unfroze and all eyes were glued on the huge black..object held by Sitri. His sapphire eyes were calm and blank, but his hands gripping the ..object...were trembling. Trembling in-
-Anger.
"Such a perverted association that contrasted everything like night and day will ruin the image of One Piece. ERADICATE!"
Sitri has awoken his very own death scythe.
The wheels of fate are turning. His fate would be impossible to avoid them now.
"STAGE 1 : AWAKENING. 1 %"
So Second chapter is done! *inserts excuses* I'm sorry for not updating earlier than my expected time! But anyway, please tell me things you want to find in this story, and I'll think about it!
*gyojin-to -fishman island.
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