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To Fuck L

L remained in her clutches as their mouths hungrily devoured each other. He was on top of her, arms wrapped around her warm body tightly. Their limbs were pressed against each other, entwined in a blissful moment of redemption. The moment was beyond comprehensible. It was perfect. He pushed himself through her with skin brushing relentlessly against skin so roughly that it produced heat in and out of their trembling bodies. They fell into an ecstasy that overpowered them. When everything was just in balance, when everything seemed like utopia, they tore away from each other and were pulled back to the reality.

"Ryuuzaki," Raito's voice hazed through. "You are being too stiff. Try to move your hands around her body and feel her curves."

L had no time to argue and he certainly doesn't need an advice from a mass murderer. He managed a polite, "That is a handful of tip, Yagami-kun."

Raito leaned his back against the sofa. He yawned and tried to stay awake as he watched lazily. He just couldn't wait for his turn.

Misa tried sitting up in the floor. L allowed her as he moved a little away from her, giving her enough space to move around. She leaned closed to him however and right at that moment it felt like they have done this a million times although it had only been three times during the course of the week. L blinked and could hardly believe that it had only been that short. The brevity of their shared moments lingered in their minds.

"Raito," Misa said to her boyfriend whose lids are half-closed. "If you like you can take a nap since you seem tired after our turn. You need to save your energy for you and Ryuuzaki's turn."

L flinched at that. Raito looked at her, yawning again.

"Are you sure about that?" he asked her.

"Go ahead," Misa smiled reassuringly, "We can handle it ourselves."

Raito laid himself down in the sofa in a more comfortable position. "Misa, don't you dare make him too tired for our turn."

"It's not an intention of Misa," Misa got him some pillows and put it behind his head. As soon as Raito's eyes were closed, Misa swooped down and kissed him on the forehead.

"You love him too much."

Misa made a smug face and then lifted L's shirt. He was taken aback and rolled on the floor as he tried to get away from her with the shirt still around his head. She laughed at that and said, "Ryuuzaki, there is no reason not to bare some skin."

"Actually there is," he said to her, raising up a finger as he pulled down his shirt back, "I am allergic to air, specifically, my upper body."

She laughed harder. "What are you shy about? This is the time you could finally do it with Misa!"

L frowned and bit his thumb sulkily. "Misa-chan should know something before we go through this."

"Okay, what is it?"

"Misa-chan should know by now that I am a fan of hers," he said. "I look at her pictures in the magazines and enjoy her TV commercials."

"And your point is?"

"Misa-chan," he said more seriously now, looking at her carefully. "It never occurred to me that we will have to do something like this since I still suspect you as the second Kira."

"Oh, that." Misa replied sadly. She sighed and moved closer to him. She placed her head against his chest and heard the melody of his heart against her ear. It was comforting the way it sounded, almost as though it was a lullaby. She wished he didn't have to mention that.

"Well, Ryuuzaki," she said with a big smile, edging a little more. "Why don't we forget about who we are for a moment and just fornicate?"

"Actually, Misa-chan, we can't forget who we are," L said, gently brushing his hand on her cheek. "If we do then why should we do it then? We both know that you are attracted to me because I am what I am and I wanted to make love to Misa Amane since the day we met."

She blushed at that and said nothing. He embraced her, sliding his arms around her with a gentle grip. She closed his eyes and smiled.

"You are always full of surprises, Ryuuzaki." Misa remarked. "And you actually said you want to make love with Misa. That was intimate."

L looked at her face and said. "I though that is what you wanted tonight."

"Oh, yes." Misa felt the tears. "A little intimacy will not hurt at all."

She glanced at Raito. "Especially with him around."

L chuckled and she turned to smile at that. "That was something Ryuuzaki rarely does."

"I always make fun of Yagami-kun."

"No," she pulled him close to her. "You just laughed."

Before he could say another word, Misa put a lingering kiss in his mouth, moving her hands in his chest and rubbing him. She went on top of him and kissed him on the neck, pinning down his wrists on either side. L was lost with the smell of her hair and the perfume he found repugnant at first but being able to breathe it in his lungs was almost exhilarating.

She did not stop kissing him all over his neck even when the tears were finding their way to come out of those sad eyes. L did not ask her why she was crying or maybe he did know and would not be bothered with the details. He fondled her hair as he stared up at the ceiling, trying to focus on the warm feeling in his loins. When he had heard her sobbing uncontrollably, he pushed her up to meet his stare.

"We have to go back there, Misa-chan." He said softly, wiping the tears away. "You know we cannot go anywhere. Your place is with Raito Yagami."

"It feels so right with you," she said, tears splashing without any consent from the one who has them. "Misa doesn't want to wake up in the morning and stop loving Ryuuzaki. Misa doesn't want to be with Raito anymore. It's your fault anyway! Misa has promised him everything including her life but you come here with your puppy big eyes and your sweets and you just-you made Misa-I hate you, Ryuuzaki!"

She pounded her fists feebly against him. L sighed and sat up, holding her close to him. "Misa-chan, we cannot go there."

"How could you be so cruel?"

"I am being the opposite of that accusation," he gripped her by the shoulders with eyes steady on hers. "I am being kind to you."

He laid her down on the floor and kissed her lips, eyes open and staring into her own wet ones. The way his lips touched hers and the way his eyes had looked into her without shame made her feel, in all those empty days of chasing the man she thought she really loved and cherished, that right at that moment this is the way she should feel about herself. She should feel loved. She should feel welcome and must be allowed to stay. She should be treated with respect and be appreciated.

"Misa-chan," he said against her lips. "Shall we fornicate now?"

She giggled at that. Way to go to ruin a romantic moment. With L, you have to expect that. And she loved that.

She nodded in agreement and he clumsily rolled around the floor as he tried to unzip his pants. Misa just laughed inside as she laid there, waiting for him.

"Misa-chan?"

"Yes?"

"My penis is stiff and protruded."

Misa laughed loudly as she took a closer look at the dumbfounded celibate, staring down between his thighs. She said casually, "That's normal."

"It better be," his voice shook in naked anxiety and then he looked at her, cocked his head to the side and asked, "Do you think the reason why my penis is sticking out like this is because it is cold?"

Misa laughed again and sat herself up. She placed her hands on his junk, wrapping her fingers around it gently. L let out a soft moan and then proclaimed, "Misa-chan, I have no bloody clue what to do now."

She smiled at his ignorance and sat above him. "Are you more comfortable in this position?"

He nodded, biting down his lower lip, eyes wide like a child.

She slowly plunged him inside her and he grasped on her arms to stop himself from disengaging, unable to comprehend of what was it exactly they were trying to accomplish here. Misa gave him a reassuring smile and started to move her hips to get to the rhythm. She closed her eyes to feel his heat and length inside her.

"What is Misa-chan doing?"

"She is making love to you."

L's eyes were still horrorstruck but he tried to keep up as she grinded for speed. L pretended to enjoy it but it was awkward. But what the hell, he is enjoying it.

"So-this-is-is-how-uh-forni-uh-fornication-uh-uh-works."

Misa giggled. "Could you stop acting like a retarded child already? It makes Misa feel like she's pedophile."

L stared at her seriously. "If I would be raped, I would like you to be my rapist."

"That is just wrong and yet sexy at the same time."

"Uh, Misa-chan?"

"What!" she actually gasped out that word as she grinded harder against him. L forgot what he was going to say for he, too, was approaching his own climax. His jaw was dropped and he could not let out a syllable while Misa moaned tirelessly.

And then they both dropped down on the floor when they finished. L was hardly breathing and his mouth is still open just as his eyes were huge as saucers. Misa smiled, feeling absolutely content.

"I felt as though the earth is shaking," It was Raito who spoke from the sofa. He popped open a single eye to look at them. "It turns out I was just sleeping off two people who are screwing each other."

"I have to get through...I have to get through...I have to get through..." L was whispering repeatedly to himself. He sat down, pushing Misa gently aside as he zipped his fly, still sweating from the previous activity.

"You should take off your shirt." Misa and Raito said together.

L made a face and said, "You leave me alone. I will do what I want."

Then he stood up and walked in a weird way, legs spread apart too widely. "I am going to check if my penis was broken or stretched in any way. Or worse, it would have been disfigured after that." And then he said to Misa. "But that was the best sex I had. Arigatou Gozaimasu, Misa-chan."

After a short pause, he added. "That was an exhausting way to share body fluids."

"Your euphemisms for sex never run out with comical boosts." Raito sat up and yawned. "Without relevance to that, I wish to say that I would recommend your penis to be flexible."

"Shut up, Yagami-kun." L pushed the door to the bathroom open and stumbled inside. "My penis hates you."

"You should worry more about the condition of your teeth than your penis." Raito called out.

"Why?" L imposed. "My teeth don't have sex."

Misa burst into laughter. "He has a point."

"Cavities are more dangerous than your penis falling out." Raito added.

"And by what logic would you conclude that my penis is only the second most important part of my body and my teeth are the foremost important?"

Raito thought. "Well, you like sweets more than sex, don't you?"

Silence.

"Is that a trick question?" L shot back instead.

"Just go ahead and prepare yourself for your next activity."

"I think my anus should take that advise, Yagami-kun," and then with a lower voice. "I wish you were dead..."

Raito did not comment on that.

Misa turned to Raito and said, "Misa wasn't too hard on him, don't worry. Raito can still use him for himself."

L interjected. "You do something suspicious and I will call Watari to the room!"

Raito ignored that and said to Misa. "You gave him his first erection."

"Were you listening the entire time?" she raised an eyebrow.

"Only at the part when he mentioned his penis."

"Of course."

"I also got so curious about the way he stayed silent when you are so noisy!" he said "I almost thought that you were doing it alone." Misa threw a pillow at his face.

"Misa," he leaned down and kissed her on her hair. "I really thank you for this. You are always so generous."

Misa just smiled at him and felt free from all the hypocrisy and useless drama. "Misa wants to thank you too, Raito."

From inside the bathroom, they heard a voice cut through.

"Oh, the heavens are kind! I can still pee!" then they heard the sound of splashing water.

And Raito and Misa shrugged their shoulders and laughed at that.