Chapter 2
"Is she dead?"
"I'm not sure Riolu. Try poking her to see if she will wake up."
"Or you could use wake-up slap on her."
"No way am I doing that. Why don't you wake her up."
"she's a girl and I don't hit girls."
"says the riolu who uses bone rush on me whenever we battle."
"that is a spar and she's a Kirlia like you."
"just because we're the same species doesn't justify using wake-up slap."
The two voices above me continued to argue about how to wake me and I would have opened my eyes if I hadn't froze when the feminine voice called the male sounding voice Riolu. At first I thought it was just a coincident that the male's name was Riolu but when the male voice compared me to the female voice as a Kirlia I had become frightened to open my eyes. I decided to remain still and listen to the two voices to try and figure out where I was. I stayed still listening to them when all of a sudden the female voice spoke, "Wait a second! I thinks she's conscious."
I suddenly felt two sets of eyes looking at me intently and trying to see any sign of movement. It was about this time that I finally made up my mind to open my eyes and see what had happened to me. Without warning I suddenly opened my eyes causing the Riolu and the Kirlia above me to jump back in surprise while at the same time blinding myself from looking directly into the sun. I let out a groan as I rolled over onto my stomach and rubbed my eyes in an attempt to clear my vision of the red spots from looking directly into the sun. The sound of hushed voices made me freeze as I remembered the conversation that I overheard above me. I slowly lowered my hands noting that they were small and pure white and started to look up but what I saw made me quickly look down with a bright blush of embarrassment lighting up my face. The female Kirlia had been standing over me and when I looked up I had accidentally looked up her skirt. After bringing my head down I backed away before bringing my head back up to look the female Kirlia in the face. When I looked at her she had her head tilted to the side in confusion at my sudden movement away from her. We remained staring into each others eyes until the Riolu cleared his throat, "uh miss are you all right?"
My frightened expression quickly changed to one of annoyance as I spoke to the Riolu, "Dude. I'm a guy."
The Riolu and the Kirlia stood there in shook when they heard my masculine voice and my revelation of being a guy. The Kirlia was the first to recover.
"we're so sorry for calling you a girl just for us Kirlias' it's hard to tell without hearing their voice."
"it's understandable and I forgive you."
"I'm curious. Why did you suddenly back away from me?"
Her question made my mind freeze while my body got prepared for the slap that was sure to come. After a few seconds I gulped and stuttered out while blushing from embarrassment, "um. When I tried to get up I kind of looked up and ended up looking up your skirt."
There was nothing but absolute silence as the two Pokemon in front of me showed two different expressions. The Riolu just stood there in shock while the Kirlia just stood there with no emotions whatsoever and that blank look was what scared me as I have learned from experience that when you can't read what anyone is feeling, mostly females, there is a really high chance of them lashing out at you if you say or do the wrong thing much like a minefield. We stayed staring at each other for what felt like an eternity to me before the Kirlia finally snapped out of her shock and spoke in a calm voice that sent shivers down my spine.
"Did you see anything?"
I gulped as I gave her the truth, "I might of seen a little but I quickly looked down when I realized where I was looking."
As soon as I finished there was a silence that was very unnerving then faster than the speed of light the Kirlia slapped me. Her slap had so much power behind it that it sent me flying across the small clearing and head first into a nearby tree. After a few minutes the Kirlia relaxed and when she did I fell off the tree leaving behind a dent in the shape of my head. The Kirlia and the Riolu walked over to me and looked down at me as I had swirls in my eyes and was knocked out cold.
"Was that really necessary?"
The cold look she gave the Riolu made him back up in fear and hold up his paws in surrender.
"Alright you weren't at fault but the least you could of done was reduce the power behind the slap since he was honest and didn't say anything perverted like most male Kirlias I've met."
"fine I admit I was a bit excessive but what else am I supposed to do when a guy looks up my skirt?"
"um not to be judgmental but you were kind of at fault for standing above his head because that only screamed look up."
"(sigh) fine I'll apologize once he comes around but I still want answers to where he came from because that bright light wasn't a teleport light."
"Your right. Well watch him while I go collect some Oran berries because he's going to need it after taking that strong of a hit."
"alright just hurry."