Author: Yo guys it's been a long time since I updated but I have an explanation. You see my city blocked fanfiction from the wifi so I had to use a program to open it but sometimes it doesn't work but I'll try to update whenever I can.

A Dressed Man Maiden

At the Varia's hotel room

"WTH, My stomach feels like it's been stabbed like 1000 times." Squalo groaned.

Squalo had just woken up from his "sleepy time" 2 hours after he was fed with shark sushi. He had a pretty bad stomach ache. Though Squalo just ate shark meat, he is mentally thinking that he ate 'one of his kind'. His face was green and he felt like throwing up but didn't. Suddenly a draft went by Squalo's legs. "What the?" He was surprised since he remembers he hadn't worn a robe since they got to the hotel. Then why did his legs feel so drafty?

"VOIIIIIIIII! WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A FUCKING DRESS?!

"Ushishishishi, looks like the shark cannibal woke up."

"Mu, it was a dare so you're supposed to wear it for a day."

"Don't be loud shark cannibal, or else you'll wake boss up."

"I DON'T CARE. IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS TO WEAR A FUCKING DRESS!

Suddenly some wine glasses were thrown at Squalo's hair. Xanxus was pissed off. He can't NOT for a day. That's just blasphemy according to his "Rules of a Wine Boss" book that he wrote bought. It's actually one of the best top selling books for mafia bosses. Xanxus would rather wear a drees than not drink any wine for a day.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT." Xanxus roared.

"By the way sharky, you really look like a girl wearing that dress. Are you sure you're not a woman? Shishi."

"voi, I am not a fucking woman." He said in a quitter voice.

Squalo wore a light blue ribbon dress. It really suits him….Though he was born male, if he wore a dress and wear makeup then he would really make a good woman. Even the bucking horse once thought that Squalo was a girl since he was forced to wear one in school cause of a dare.

Suddenly he got a call

"Squalo, go to the front entrance of Mafia Land and be there in 10 minutes and bring everyone else."

"Fine."

He shut the phone off.

"Boss, the arcobalenco asked us to go to the entrance of Mafia Land."

"Urgh Fine, I'll fucking go."

At the entrance

"Ok, now that we're all here let me explain the games. You'll be divided into flame type groups and ride all the attractions, first one to finish will get a prize." Reborn explained.

The others don't think this is a good idea but for the prize it will probably be worth it. After all they wanted prizes…. Even though they can buy anything they want…

"Ok, we'll go with the groups that have the same flame type." Reborn announced.

"The first group to ride all the rides will get a prize." He said furthermore.

SKY Team

"Che, I'll have to work with scums."(Xanxus)

"Fufu, we can work together again Tsunayoshi-kun."(Byakuran)

"Hieeeeee."(Tsuna)

STORM Team

"Urgh, the prince cannot stand working with a dead guy."(Bel)

"The king doesn't like the fake prince either."(Raisel)

"I'll definitely beat that idjit and give the prize to Byakuran-sama."(Zakuro)

"For Jyuudaime!"(Gokudera)

RAIN Team

"Voi! Let's get this over with."(Squalo)

"Yay, I'm in the same team as Squalo."(Yamamoto)

"Why am I not with byu-byu."(Bluebell)

MIST Team

"Oya,oya. Looks like I'm paired with the little arcobalenco baby."(Mukuro)

"Mu, don't get cocky you pineapple."(Mammon)

"I will not fail Byakuran-sama again."(Genkishi)

"…."(Torikabuto)

"Let the games…..BEGIN!"

Done!

Arghh school has been really bitchy so had to focus on that area and having light writers block but could get over it and write again. I'll probably update gain in sometime but will create drafts on the plot in the meantime so till then!