Hey guys, back again with another chapter... I was gone for two weeks out in the wilderness with no interne, but the good thing is that I have more chapters than I know what to do with. Anyways, on with the show!
Story go!
"The Kyuubi?" the Sandaime Hokage asked, trying to ignore the sudden rise in his heartbeat. If the Kyuubi had somehow managed to weaken the seal... Konohagakure wasn't ready for another massacre, they had just finished recovering from the first attack.
"The Kyuubi is still contained, hokage-sama," Kakashi reassured his leader, "However, during our mission, I felt an energy that was identical to the Kyuubi's and I thought..."
"You thought that it had somehow escaped." the Hokage continued, "Are you certain the seal hasn't been weakened?"
"Certain, I checked that very night and everything seemed to be in order. I still think that someone with a higher expertise in Fuinjutsu should be called," Kakashi replied.
"I'll have Jiraiya take a look at it during the chunin exams," the Hokage said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Kakashi-san. You are dismissed."
Kakashi gave a nod before disappearing through the window.
Sarutobi Hiruzen heaved a long, heavy sigh, "Naruto, what am I going to do with you?"
Naruto was headed towards his apartment to rest. He had just stopped by the Sharpest Blade to see the progress that had been made with his little project. Needless to say, he was very happy with it, if the cackling and rubbing of hands were anything to show for it.
He arrived at his apartment and when he entered it, he was greeted with a sight that nearly gave him a heart attack. Right in the middle of his living room, where a once broken table stood, was a huge pile of money. A pile taller then he was, which while admittedly wasn't that hard, of just ryo bills.
"Surprise!" screamed Naruto, as Narutos popped out from everywhere.
"What the fuck?!" Naruto screamed, "I was gone for a month!"
It seemed like Naruto, the original Naruto that is, the one who was currently fanning his face at the sheer amount of money he now owned, had forgotten that he had left a few clones behind to do some D-rank missions.
And by a few, he meant enough clones to start his own all-male, very specific fetish pornography studio.
"Yea..." Naruto replied, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck in a sheepish manner that was very sheepish, "You see, boss, we sorta got bored..."
Naruto, for once, was at a loss for words. Sure, he had expected some amount of money awaiting him when he came back, but nothing to the extent that was presently sat in his own living room like a beached whale. He had given his clones a maximum of 3 missions a day, more at the request of the Hokage than anything else.
"What happened to the mission limit?" Naruto asked slowly. While he was sometimes an idiot, he wasn't so stupid as to believe that 4 D-rank missions a day would result in this.
"Well, at first we started off with the 3 missions a day, but after a day or two, we wanted to do more!" Naruto replied, "We initially just pranked people, but that quickly went downhill..."
Naruto was intrigued, his pranks rarely went sour, the countless times Iruka found him notwithstanding, "How so?"
"Let's just say, if you see a purple haired woman in a trench coat, run." the clone answered, suppressing a small shiver. The purple haired woman, he and the other clones learnt, was Anko Mitarashi, a kunoichi who worked in T&I. She was also one hell of a sadist. The things she did to the clones she caught... The first one she captured, she had rammed a snake so far up his as- the Naruto clone had to stop his thoughts there. So many lost brothers, so many fallen. He did a quick prayer for those lost in the battle that ensued.
"I see," Naruto said, who did not see at all, "Well, how much money did you guys make?"
"2.25 million."
"Fucking hell!" Naruto yelled, he had enough money to not have to worry about his financial situations for half a decade, "How the hell did you convince Jiji to do that many missions?!"
"Well, let's just say we were very persuasive." the clone said, which was greeted with many nods and downright evil grins.
When the Hokage had refused, the clones had gone on a day-long pranking spree. Needless to say, the amount of paperwork that followed the clusterfuck of honey, smoke bombs and feathers was enough to persuade the Hokage to let the clones do more missions. That was the first and last time Sarutobi refused a request from Naruto.
Naruto just heaved a sigh, "Alright, disperse..." he said before yelping as his little army of clones had all popped out of existence, and he was assaulted with one hell of a migraine. In his mind, a flurry of thoughts, images and very painful deaths flashed through his brain at lightning fast speeds.
Now one may wonder how exactly Naruto made enough clones to be able to accomplish so many missions. The Shadow Clone no jutsu was a jutsu that, as the name implies, created a corporeal clone of the user. That clone could work independently from the original user, possessing its own chakra network to be able to complete its task. The one major downside of the jutsu was that it required the user to split his chakra in half. Something that no sane ninja would do in the middle of battle. One can only imagine the meeting that happened for the conception of the jutsu:
"Hey, we need a new jutsu for battle."
"I have an idea, what about one that splits your already battle-exhausted chakra reserves to create a clone of you!"
"Brilliant idea, Jerry! Here, take my house keys, go fuck my wife!"
But that's of course, only speculation.
Back on topic, the reason why Naruto could utilize the Shadow Clone no jutsu so effectively was because he had an insane amount of chakra. If a normal person had a bucketful of chakra, Naruto had a lake full. If a normal chakra pool was the size of a normal person, Naruto's was the size of an Akimichi.
So, Naruto had chakra to spare to split, but the problem is, if the user wanted to create more than one clone, they needed to split their chakra twice, leaving them with only a quarter of what they had. Jerry must've fucked everyone's wife when that little effect was found.
Naruto may be stupid, but he wasn't so stupid as to split his chakra reserves forty or fifty times. That was idiotic, something only someone with a very small brain would do. So Naruto had his clone do it.
His clone created two more clones, who created four more clones and so on and so forth. Of course, a clone needed a minimum amount of chakra to be able to continue existing and also slowly uses up its chakra before dispelling. So, the original clone would then split its chakra again, continuing on the cycle two or three more times. And that's how Naruto managed to create a small army of clones.
"What the fuck was that?" he moaned, clutching his head. He quickly sealed away the mountain of money before heading off to bed for a very well deserved rest.
"I hope tomorrow isn't too bad..." Naruto muttered.
"UZUMAKI!" a woman roared. It seemed the day wouldn't be bad, it would be terrifying. Naruto was currently sprinting at full speed trying to escape the aforementioned purple haired woman, who was currently wielding a meat cleaver in one hand and a pair of walnuts in the other, the imagery not lost to Naruto.
The day had started normally enough. He had gone to meet with his teammates, and Kakashi had arrived three hours late, as usual. Nothing out of the norm, nothing that would indicate that a woman frothing at the mouth would be attempting to castrate him with a rusty cleaver.
The first sign of death arrived when Kakashi, who hadn't even finished his greeting suddenly disappeared. The other sign that Naruto was fucked was when the woman arrived with said tools destined to remove some appendages from his body.
And so, that's how Naruto could be found running down the streets of Konohagakure, a roaring woman hot on his heels wildly swinging her weapon.
"Seriously, what the fuck did my clones do?!" he yelled to himself and her.
Anko replied by roaring even louder and flinging the cleaver at his body. He quickly evaded it and when he looked back, he saw that the knife had been replaced by an very surprised looking snake, whom she swung with great gusto in large circles around her head.
"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN DEFILE YOUR BODY, TORTURE YOU AND KILL YOU!" the enraged woman yelled.
"I think you got the order of those things wrong!" Naruto yelled back, before mentally berating himself.
'Very smart, Naruto, question the woman who currently wants to kill you,' he thought to himself.
Naruto's escape eventually lead him to a large fence. Completely ignoring the signs that had in large print 'STAY AWAY, DANGER.', he had danger on his ass, and he'd rather take his chances with what lay ahead then behind.
He ended up in a clearing, where he stopped to catch his breath. He shrieked when a shuriken imbedded itself into the ground, inches away from dismembering his most prized member of all of his members. The pecker, that is, colloquially know to some as the the custard launcher, the captain, the ankle spanker. The point is, Naruto was dangerously close to losing his schlong dongadoodle and he was not particularly keen on letting the rabid woman have a second shot.
Anko was perched on a branch, her eyes promising death in a single glare along with a frothing mouth.
She reared back her hand holding the snake before throwing said creature like a fucking spear. Naruto hastily ducked underneath the living projectile. Where the snake landed, a decent sized crater appeared in a cloud of smoke.
"What in the name of all that is holy did my clones do to you?!" Naruto yelled.
"Replaced. Dango. With. Stink. Bombs." Anko replied through gritted teeth.
"Oh." was Naruto's reply, "I should run shouldn't I?"
The nod that followed was all the answer he needed before he took off like a bat out of hell.
Now, one may wonder as to why no one was currently helping the poor boy out. The answer is quite simple, no one gave a shit. And the ones who would actually be able to help him gave even less of a shit. Kakashi didn't want to get involved into whatever the hell Naruto had gotten himself into, and the Hokage, well the Hokage felt like the boy was getting his just desserts.
And so, Naruto was now in the predicament of having to run away from a screaming woman, who had replaced the snake with a string of beads that he really didn't want to know what their destination was.
He once again ended up in a clearing, this one on the outskirts of the village, but this time, he wasn't alone. It seemed that Might Guy and his team liked to train there, and Naruto just so happened to stumble upon them.
Naruto nearly fainted in relief, but remembered that there still was a demon after his ass, in more ways than one.
"Guy-sensei!" he screamed, wildly waving his arms.
"Naruto-san!" Guy yelled back before he was tackled by the blond, who quickly hid behind the man.
Before he could question the boy about his behaviour, Anko steamrolled out of the surrounded forest.
"Hand over the boy, Guy, and nobody gets hurt," she growled.
Guy took one look at the cowering boy before he making up his mind.
"I AM SORRY, ANKO-SAN, BUT I CANNOT HAND OVER NARUTO-SAN, NOT WHEN HE STILL HAS ALL OF HIS YOUTH LEFT."the man clad in green roared.
"I see..." the snake woman said, slowly drawing out an electric prod, "What a shame..."
"I shall, however, take his place!" Guy continued in a more subdued, but still yelling voice, striking a classic, Might Guy patented Good Guy Pose.
"Are you certain, Guy?" Anko asked, grinning viciously, "The boy has a lot to answer to. Things that needlarge amounts of discipline to correct."
The way the woman said discipline sent shivers down Naruto's spine, activating his 'Bad Touch' senses.
Guy's smile wavered a bit, before nodding his head. He turned to face his team, "THIS IS WHAT TEAMMATES ARE FOR! SACRIFICING YOURSELF SO THAT YOUR FRIEND'S FLAME OF YOUTH NEVER BE EXTINGUISHED!" he roared.
"Guy-SENSEI!" Lee yelled in response.
"LEE-KUN!" Guy yelled back, but before the two could smash together like water balloons, the man sporting the most magnificent of bowlcuts was dragged towards the forest by a grinning Anko.
Soon after, a loud crack could be heard, followed by an even louder "YOSH!"
Naruto didn't want to know what was happening to Guy.
A sound that was frighteningly similar to that of an engine revving could be heard, accompanied by a very loud scream of "YOSH!" that prolonged before faltering to nothingness.
Naruto really didn't want to know what was happening to Guy.
It was an hour later that Guy limped back into the clearing to meet with his team, Naruto long gone. On his face was a smile filled with pleasure and pain, and with every step, he uttered a small "Yosh."
Anko, it could be said, was one fucked individual.
After Naruto's escape from the sadist's clutches, he'd have to remember to thank Guy-sensei for that, he for the shinobi market. He needed to stock back up on tools, he had nearly used up all of the Chakra Paper that he used for seals. When Naruto said Chakra Paper, he didn't meant the one that displayed the users elemental affinities, rather, he meant papers that conducted chakra. No shit.
With his newfound fortune, he was able to buy high grade Chakra Paper, which meant higher quality seals, which meant bigger and more effective explosions. So, Naruto was a very happy camper after his little shopping spree that left several shop owners crying in joy, his previous life-threatening castration put out of mind long ago.
Apart from shopping, he had nothing else to do, Kakashi had forbidden him from training for a few days, something about wanted to let his body rest, though Anko's chase did chew out a good few hours of his day.
Glancing at the seal that held all of his money, he was struck with an idea and a desire, something that he had always wanted to do but never had the money for. People always said he had the Devil's luck, so today, he decided to test it out.
That day was not only know as the day Might Guy's FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH flowed stronger then ever before, but also as the day Naruto was banned from every. Single. Casino. In Hi no goddamn Kuni. He had left many casino owners in tears. Who knew it was possible to get 15 royal flushes in a row?
And so passed the next three days for Naruto. For the most part, he lounged around his home, eating ramen. He also visited Ichiraku's to catch up with the kindly owner and his pretty daughter, whom he regaled with his adventures that weren't embellished in any way what so ever. It was a three day vacation, with no responsibilities, no missions, just relaxation. Naruto, obviously, hated it. He wasn't one to stand still for any amount of time. The inactivity was slowly killing him, in a figurative manner of course. If inactivity killed him, he'd be something more akin to a shark, and if that was true, then why wasn't he running around swinging a large sword with a fucking mouth around like a kid trying to hit a pinata?
Shark thoughts aside, Naruto was bored, and when Naruto is bored, as it's been said time and time again, things either explode or are covered in copious amounts of something that is best left not described in vivid detail.
Fortunately, this time, Naruto chose to do the former. So, once more, Naruto could be found at his favourite training ground, devising a new way to warrant a restraining order from anything remotely flammable.
"Explosive tags are nice and all... But they take time to activate and can't form a chain reaction," Naruto mused to himself.
Indeed, explosive tags did take a few moments to activate and then blow everything in their vicinity to smithereens, and those few moments could cost a shinobi their life. In addition, when one explosive tag is activated, all of the primed ones are too. That's because the handseal, and chakra pulse, is the same for all tags. It was a bit like trying to catch a single fish in an overpopulated aquarium with a net that's the same size as the aquarium. While your whole family is starving. And your wife is threatening to leave you for Larry. Fucking Larry. It was an impossible task.
So, Naruto embarked on a journey to create a seal that didn't take a handseal to activate. It was deceptively easy task. A few strokes of his brush, and his other brush, and he was ready to go. He had modified the explosive tag to store chakra, which it was always meant to do, in a very unstable fashion rather then the safe and intelligent manner that it was designed to do. Really, all that Naruto did was fuck with the fail safes of the tag. So now, once the tag was imbued with chakra, the slightest of exterior influence could trigger the explosion, this included other explosions. Naruto, essentially created an unstable explosive tag. An unstable tag that he would be carrying in his fucking pockets. What a brilliant idea. He had also called it the Instant Death Tag. Naruto wasn't the most creative of people.
Disappointed at how little time it had taken him to "create" his new seal, which he didn't really "create" he more or less tampered with it in a way no mentally balance person would ever do, Naruto decided to take another little project that would require a bit of research. One that would shake the very foundations of the shinobi world.
Naruto decided to test his new seal on the Hokage. The foundation-shaking seal that is, not the explosive one. He had no wish to see what it felt like to be ripped limb from limb by an old man nearly 6 times his age. So Naruto knocked on the Hokage's door in a respectful and quiet manner. Actually, what Naruto did was kick down the door with a loud scream of "Ohayo, Hokage-jiji!"
Naruto didn't do quiet or subtle, ninja norms be damned. Naruto believed in barging in a scene guns blazing with explosions that rocked the earth and jutsus thrown left and right like they were going out of style. Most would call him boneheaded, stupid, foolish, rash, which he was, he liked to call himself badass.
The Hokage wasn't startled from his paperwork, a pile that he was thankfully almost gone through completely; he had felt Naruto's chakra signature from halfway across the block. It was a bit hard to miss when his chakra signature was essentially a large sign screaming "Here I am, kill me with your worst jutsus!". The Hokage would really need to advise Kakashi to teach the boy some chakra control.
"Hello, Naruto," the Sandaime Hokage chuckled, "What can I do for you today?"
"Jiji, you won't believe what I made!" Naruto yelled, running up to his desk and slamming his newly made explosive tag onto the table before going off into rambling about his newest creation.
The Hokage listened with rapt attention, that quickly turned to apprehension and slight fear as he learnt just what exactly was on his desk that very moment.
"Naruto... The seal on my desk... It isn't primed, is it?" he asked nervously.
"Of course not, Jiji!" Naruto replied exuberantly with a large smile before taking out another seal from his pocket, "This one is!"
A seal that was slightly smoking. 'Fu-' was all the Hokage could think before his world was filled with smoke.
"Hehe, sorry, Jiji," said Naruto rubbing the back of his neck and not looking apologetic in the slightest.
"It's alright, Naruto," the Hokage replied through his coughing, "No harm done..."
Indeed, the tag Naruto used seemed to have only produced smoke and nothing appeared to be out of place.
"Well, I gotta go! See ya, Jiji!" Naruto exclaimed before running off to do Kami knows what to someone.
The Hokage bid farewell to the retreating form of Naruto before turning his attention back on the stack of paperwork he had nearly finished. A stack of paper work that was now as tall as it had originally been. Sarutobi briefly considered setting fire to the whole lot, again, but the chewing out he had received from his secretary the last time he had done that was definitely not worth it. His heart was filled with despair at the prospect of spending the whole day filing paperwork.
Looking at the large pile of papers on his desk, he slowly opened one of his drawers and took out another sheet of paper. Written on it was "In case of extreme frustration, bang head here" and under the writing was a large target. A present from Naruto, one that he felt he'd be using a lot more frequently in the upcoming month. Daintily and gently placing it on his desk, the Hokage, with all the grace and dignity the befitted someone of his position, slammed his head upon the table. Numerous times.
His secretary, startled by the loud banging noise emitting from the Hokage's office quickly ran into it only to be greeted by this scene. She slowly backed out of the room, not wanting to question her leader's sanity.
What the Hokage never noticed was the seal that was placed at the bottom of the pile of papers, placed there by Naruto when he set his tag off. A seal that was bound to change everything.
Now, one may wonder just what Naruto had done to the Hokage's paperwork. The answer, is both simple and infinitely complex. The art of seal making is an intricate art.
To put it in layman terms, a seal is made of multiple components, and each component is made up of various designs. A design could be considered a bit like the letters of the alphabet, and if they are placed in a correct fashion, they create words, or components. And from those words, you can create a sentence, or a seal. As the seals become more and more complicated, they necessitate more and more components, and thus more designs. As one can image, shit becomes pretty convoluted pretty quickly.
As one masters the art of fuinjutsu, they learn to simplify the seals. And what one can accomplish with seals is limitless. You only need imagination and a lot of patience.
What Naruto's seal did was create a perfect, corporeal copy of the object above it, multiple times. It was a bit like the Shuriken Shadow Clone no Jutsu, that replicated an insane amount of shuriken from a single one. And indeed, that's exactly from where Naruto ripped his idea off. Before the creation of the seal, he had stopped by the village's library and looked up the jutsu in the Shinobi Section, something that he had access to now that he was a genin. He brought it out of the library, which technically he wasn't allowed because it was an A rank technique and also because he was a fucking genin. He wasn't even supposed to be in that section of the Shinobi Section. But Naruto being Naruto jacked the scroll nonetheless.
After many hours of studying the technique, Naruto had been able to decompose the jutsu into its components, for jutsu too were made of components but that's an explanation for another time. And from those components, he was able to transcribe the jutsu into a seal. That's right, Naruto transcribed a fucking jutsu onto a seal. Of course, the only reason why he was able to do it with the Shuriken Shadow Clone no Jutsu was because it was a fairly easy technique, needing only a large amount of chakra to create clones who'd henge into shuriken, which he had in abundance.
Essentially, Naruto created a seal that would work as a jutsu, needing only chakra to be activated. Thank Kami they were one use only.
It was insane. No one had ever done that before, hell no one thought it was even possible. But Naruto had a tendency to say a large hearty "Fuck you!" to impossible. A large part of all that was because Naruto was the only person to think about fuinjutsu like an alphabet enabling him to create seals that had no place existing. Another part is because a lot, if not all of Naruto's seals were either too stupid, reckless or expensive to even bother thinking about creating. Of course, that didn't stop him from making them.
So, Naruto was the first person to transcribe a jutsu onto a seal. Something that changed the ballgame completely. Now, anyone with chakra could activate any jutsu, if they had access to the seal obviously. And what did Naruto do with it? He pranked the Hokage. The fucking Hokage. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Thankfully, other higher ranked jutsu were too complex for Naruto to even fathom creating at his level, and so he put aside his little project for later. Much later.
Naruto, of course, was completely oblivious to his little ground breaking invention, and instead was off to find a certain muscle bound, spandex clad man for some advice.
He found said muscle bound, spandex clad man on a training ground with his team.
"Ohayo, Guy-sensei!" Naruto yelled.
"NARUTO-SAN!" the man with the bowl cut that made women swoon everywhere and positively gush from the nether regions greeted back, "What is my eternal rival's student doing here?"
"Well... I wanted to thank you for your help back then..." Naruto replied sheepishly.
"NO WORRIES, NARUTO-SAN. I WAS MERELY FULFILLING THE DUTY THAT A TRUE COMRADE OF YOUTH SHOULD HAVE!" Might Guy replied in his ever quiet voice.
"GUY-SENSEI!" screamed a certain clone of the man wearing a spandex suit that left little to the imagination.
"LEE-KUN!"
"Guy-SENSEI!"
And once again, the two collided together like to meteorites in a manner that would be completely unacceptable in an area near small children, funerals, churches or all three at the same time.
"I was also hoping that you could help me with creating my taijutsu style," Naruto interrupted the homo-erotic display with a small bow. When Naruto had visited the blacksmith on his return, he had been struck with the thought that he'd need a special style to accommodate his little project, so he turned to Guy to help.
Might Guy observed the boy in front of him for a moment before nodding. In a more... subdued but still slightly screaming voice he said, "I can give you advice on how to create your style. However, I won't be able to help you the whole way, nor can I train you..."
"Any help is appreciated!" Naruto exclaimed hurriedly.
"Very well... First, I'll need to see how much you've stocked your flames of YOUTH. AND FOR THAT YOU WILL NEED TO ENGAGE LEE-KUN IN A YOUTHFUL BATTLE!"the taijutsu specialist reverted back to his usual self.
"Alright!"
"YOSH, NARUTO-SAN. I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT TODAY. LET US LET OUR FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH OVERFLOW WITH YOUTHFULNESS!" Lee-kun roared, "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"
Naruto crouched down into his battle ready stance with a loud cry of "Wataaaaah!" and flailed his limbs wildly.
Lee stared at Naruto, obviously starstruck at the blonds performance.
"YOSH, NARUTO-SAN, YOUR FOUNTAIN IS ALREADY FULL TO THE BRIM, RIGHT Guy-SENSEI!" he yelled.
Guy-sensei, for his part, looked like Naruto had just dug up his dead grandmother's grave, opened the coffin and took a steaming shit on the corpse's chest before dancing the tango on the gravestone.
"Okay..." Guy coughed slightly and shook his head at the horrendous display of taijutsu that Naruto had just shown, "How about we actually start taking this seriously?"
"YOSH!"
"Hell yeah!"
Naruto and Lee faced each other on the field. Lee started off the spar with his sensei's signature move.
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Lee hollered before slamming into the ground like a green meteorite of youthful deadliness.
Naruto barely escaped the technique.
Lee jumped out of the medium sized crater that he had created before yelling to Naruto, "YOSH! NARUTO, YOUR YOUTHFULNESS IS AMAZING. TO HAVE DODGED MY ATTACK LIKE THAT!"
Naruto, seeing the destruction wrought by the technique was both amazed and slightly terrified.
"Holy shit, Lee! You have got to teach me that!" he said.
"Later!" Guy barked, "Resume your spar!"
And so, Lee and Naruto sparred for a good hour and a half, both being powerhouses in their own department. Naruto in terms of stamina, and Lee in strength and speed, which were both pretty fucking terrifying.
All throughout the mock fight, Guy observed the blond haired genin, taking mental notes of his flaws and strengths.
Seeing that both boys were exhausted, he called them towards him.
"GREAT FIGHT, LEE-KUN, NARUTO-SAN!" he yelled before turning serious, "Naruto, you have the strength and the stamina to be a great taijutsu specialist, however, you lack the finesse and the technique required to be one."
Ignore the boy's grumble of "Yea, no shit, that's why I'm here." he continued, "For you style I recommend..." Guy trailed off before scratching his head.
"What exactly is it that you need?" he asked.
Naruto, red faced at having forgotten to tell the man what exactly he needed, went up to him and whispered in his ear.
The jounin's eyes lit up when he heard what the boy had to say.
"I see... Well... For that I would suggest to be unpredictable. Your stamina allows you to not have to worry about outlasting your opponent, use that to your advantage. Strike when you can and study your adversary's style for flaws. For what you have in mind, I would suggest training your biceps and legs, a lot. They'll be under an immense amount of stress," Guy instructed Naruto. From out of nowhere, and Naruto wasn't keen on knowing exactly where because that spandex suit was very limited in storage space, Guy produced two scrolls, one green and the other blue.
"The green scroll is a mix of styles that I think you should try and incorporate into your style, and the blue one contains information on how to train your body, particularly the ones I mentioned," Guy informed the boy.
"Thanks, Guy-sensei!" Naruto exclaimed with a deep bow of gratitude, "I'll see you later!"
Naruto ran off to his apartment, it was late and he wanted to go get some rest. But upon arriving, he noticed a letter had been slipped underneath his door.
Opening it, he saw that it was from Kakashi, saying the he wanted to see Team Seven tomorrow first thing in the morning.
"Wonder what he wants with us," Naruto thought before casting aside those thoughts to rest.
"Now, I'm sure you're all curious as to why I've assembled you here," Kakashi said.
Seeing the nods from his students, he continued, "Well, you see... Next week, there's an event that's of the utmost importance for all genin."
"And what's that, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked, but she was already beginning to have an inkling of an idea of what her teacher meant.
"Why, the chunin exams, of course!" he exclaimed with an eye smile.
And done! Goddamn a lot of you people have read the story so far. Ten thousand of you fuckers have visited it. TEN. Thank you all.
Anyways, I am really sorry I didn't update sooner, but I was gone for two weeks with no internet and I had to revise all of my chapters... But on the good side, I wrote a shit ton, and so I'll be updating again soon (Read a week)! Anyways, yes, I know that the jutsu on the seal shit is a tad (read very) over powered, but I tried balancing it, and it won't come into play until much later. Well, chunin arc is now a go, and I don't know how the fuck it go to this point, but oh well. I hope my explanations for the seals wasn't too complicated and that you liked the chapter. Leave a review, don't blah blah blah. Until next time, Author, out!