This is my seventh consecutive installment of my new story: Milo, the Genjutsu God.
Sorry that I'm a little slow with the delivery as I am not used to typing 10k+ word chapters, I'm Kind of slow ;)
I hope you enjoy and as always, if you like these stories, like it, maybe even write about it. If you don't, well that's just fine to, but tell me about it, and its reasonable I'll fix it.
"I am talking like this."
'I am thinking like this'
'I am thinking very deep and being very important right now'
'I am so self centered for thinking this importantly'
"I am underlining details like this"
"I am saying something important like this"
"I am saying something really bold so it can stick out from the rest like this"
Konoha – Gate
It was late in the afternoon that team 7 and team Zabuza trudged through the gates of Konoha… though not very far, a platoon of ANBU surrounded them and told the group that they would be their escorts to the Hokage Tower. It's only because Kakashi had the forethought of sending his scouting dog-nin, Pakkun, with a message to the Hokage to not kill our guests on sight.
The trip home had been rather uneventful to the young Genin, though they were still having trouble with the concept that one of their own was bloody filthy rich. Naruto was the most accepting for obvious reasons. They talked about buying the whole apartment complex they were staying in for them and the rouge ninjas; nobody ever lived there besides the two, because who would ever want to live with a pair of demons.
Sasuke had been leveling his stage one Sharingan to lower the CP cost per minute for activation by switching between his red and black eyes continuously and glaring at or trying to goad either Naruto or Milo into a fight. Yes sure he found some semblance of kinship for the two brothers, but he was still an Uchiha with pride and that pride cannot comprehend that a non Uchiha would be stronger than he.
Sakura was surprisingly silent during most of the trip, switching between looking longingly at her Sasuke-kun and sad at either Naruto or Milo; she was still going through some minor shock when she found out they didn't had the best of upbringings. It didn't help her anxiety levels that their Jonin Sensei chosen to read his stupid book over trying to start a simple conversation with his supposed lovable little Genin.
So here they all were, but instead of the privacy of the Hokage's office their escorts made a slight change in direction. Standing at the head of Konoha's council room was none other than the wizen Hokage himself gesturing for the group to come forward, everyone was present: his trusted advisors were comfortably sitting next to him, the shinobi clan heads on the left… and the 54th replacement of civilians representatives that made up its council on the right.
"Well I must admit this is quite a sight." The old man who was wearing a very important hat stated the obvious as the group reached the middle of the half circle, "Would someone care to explain to me and everyone here that there is not one but four rouge ninjas in my council room as the letter Kakashi sent me was very vague, it just said "it's not my fault"." he said as everyone in the room beside the Hokage and the one who wrote said letter sweatdropped.
"Oh chill-lax daddy-o," Milo stated in a relaxed manner before gesturing to the group behind him, "These cool catz here are with me. They're my bitches see cause I got that green-green."
The whole council and the two groups blinked in surprise at the utter audacity of the Genin for talking to his leader in such a tone and for the for the fact that they had no god given idea what he said, but one thing was clear to the Akuma twins…
"Hey gaki, did you just call us your bitches?" they asked/demanded in unison while aiming their claws at the unfazed and confused boy.
"I don't think I did." He said shocking the crowd as he doesn't even knew what he said, "But~~ if I did, and this is a major if, it would have to be due to the fact that I now own your souls."
"Kakashi," The Hokage said getting said Jonin's attention, "I would like to think that you're intelligent," sweat drops from said Jonin were made, "Could you care to explain to every here that still has their sanity whatever the hell your Genin just said." He finish while mumbling something about kids these days and their hip new lingo.
"H-Hai Hokage-sama," Kakashi said, hearing the last part of what the old monkey said and was trying very hard not too laugh. He then reported what ever happened on the mission all the way to when Milo single handedly (with his clones of course) raided Gato's stronghold when it was completely unguarded, taking all his money and taking over the company in a different name.
Shocked at what they just heard, everyone on the on the ninja side of the council looked at the young man with hanging mouths while the civilians were looking at him like a piece of meat and making the boy squirm a little.
"Is this true Milo-kun?" the Hokage asked him kindly after getting over his shock.
The redhead nodded, "Yes it is Hokage-sama. After the battle and the completion of the bridge in made a pact with the people of wave for 20% of my weakly earnings if I could use their shores, and now roads, as a trading route since Gato own a monopoly on their ports, and I enlisted the help of the rogue ninja's Zabuza Momochi, Haku Momochi and the Akuma twins, Gozu an Meizu, to help any product of mine safe passage to their destination." He explained shocking the council even more of his apparent strategic genius, no more so than the apparent father and son, though it might be due to not wanting to tell the council, made up of hungry blood line breeders.
Milo than held his hand up like he was in class. "Yes Milo?" Sarutobi said acknowledging the redhead.
"Could you point me in the right direction where the head of Konoha's treasury and the master of trading goods are?"
Once again surprise, the Hokage asked the obvious of why while pointing to said gentlemen over at the civilian council.
"Because I want to establish a trading agreement between Konoha and Sea Side transports like I did with Wave, duh!" he said leaving a dumbfounded Hokage behind and was walking towards Big money bags and Will totally rip you off at any chance.
So you're the ones I need to talk to start my empire." He said plainly making everyone beside the two in front of him sweat dropped.
"Yesh you argh." The big walrus slurred, pink in the face, "I am Futotto Otoko (literally means: Fat man), head of the treasury department of Konoha. I oversee all banking and monetary transactions for the village." He huffed, taking a few breaths every other word.
"Yes definitely hehehe," a ratty faced man net to Otoko spoke next. "Hehehe name's Shin'yo dekimasen (Untrustworthy); hehehe you got the money, I got your goods hehehe."
"Well you guys sound nice and I should trust you with my money." Milo said, faking innocents (and common sense). He then brought out a big coin sack out from… his pants, "First I would like to open a savings account from you Futotto. It's strictly going to be funds for Shin'yo's trading goods so I can then have the goods be sold to wave for a profit, and then, once the profit returns 35% of the revenue I earned will be liquidated for Konohagakure as a whole so it can increase its economy." The Hokage himself blinked in surprised for the more then generous act of patriotism. Shin'yo would only give back 5% to the community if his records were true.
"Yes well," Futotto huffed, getting excited as he glanced at Shin'yo, "Now all we need is our fee. How about, I don't know... how's 15% quarter annual sounds to you hmmm?" he said licking his lips.
"Are you trying to con me Futotto-san?" the boy asked, tilting his head to the side. "Why do I need to 60% of what I make a year for one crummy storage space?" hearing this Futotto was surprise that he was found out rather quickly, Killing intent quickly fell upon the fat man and the rat as all experience ninja eyes landed on them.
Thinking of something quick, Futotto stuttered, "Nonono, nothing like that young man. Why the price it that high simply because for security purposes I assure you." The man said gazing at the coin pouch hungrily.
Milo nodded in understanding, "You are trying to con me." Before the big man could rebuttal how preposterous that was, Milo turned to a grinning Zabuza and sighed. "And to think the people of wave were more than willing to give me a fair price." He stated more to himself than anyone else.
Zabuza shrugged, "Could be due to the fact that we got rid of Gato and his thugs."
"True." The boy relented before turning to a worried Hokage, "Sorry Hokage-sama, but whatever transpires in the next minute or so just know… they started it." he said leaving him thinking that the deal was off.
Boy he was dead wrong…
Quickly grabbing the fat folds of his neck, Milo slammed Futotto's head on the table dazing him. "Now listen up you double-decker PIG FART!"Glowing blue eyes glared as Milo screamed in the man's ear while simultaneously casting a Genjustu while leaking his killing intent around himself to make his appearance more demonic.
"WHERE ARE WE?! WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW?!"
"K-K-Konoha." The frightened man managed to say.
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET! We're in one of the hidden villages, a village design for security and military purposes. Not only THAT but the fact that we pride ourselves for being tied with Kumogakure for military strength AND security. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM MAGGOT!" the demented boy continued to degrade the porker.
"N-no." the man sobbed.
"I AM THE CRIMSON KING!" a blood soaked Milo Shouted. "You thought you were conning a mere mortal?! You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind and get me to succumb to your will?! FOOL! I shall drown you in the maelstrom of my nightmares! My tentacles will twist and contort your throat as I throttle you with visions of hermaphroditic succubi and violent, oedipal rape fantasies! I will take your foundations. I will subjugate your children. I will rape and devour your women! But you, only you, will remain alive. So you may bear testament to my will and ultimate REVENGEANCE!"
"and YOU!" Milo cried pointing to the cowering rat like man, "If you ever try to sell me something that is ONE Ryu over the market value I will teach myself how to make chloroform so I can knock you out and chain you to the wall of my dungeon. The first thing you see upon waking up is ME! Standing before you as your new god, and then I'll make you worship me in ways no one has before, before sacrificing your soul to the goddess of death and destruction. UNDERSTAND?!" he quickly nodded, to fearful to speak.
"Good," He said cheerfully turning back to normal.
On the ninja side (and definitely safer) everyone was watching with widen eyes at the most fucked up thing their ears just listened too. Zabuza blinked in surprised before turning to a gob smacked Kakashi, "Geez Kakashi, I knew your boy was fucked in the head but I had no idea he's this fucked up." He said impressed while the other Jonin nodded dumbly.
"This is nothing," Naruto said shocking everyone. "Hehe you all should have seen him when I got to know him."
Naruto." Kakashi said getting the blonde's attention, "Are you seriously saying that he is worse?" he asked paling a bit along with the rest of the Genin.
The boy nodded, "Hmmhmm, first he wasn't always like this, he started off by writing dark poetry then he upgraded to making finely knitted hand sown replica dolls of our tormentors then placing each doll within a pentagramic circle and stabbing out their eyes one by one before extinguishing their souls in a ritualized fire." He said in a perfectly straight face, aware of the shocked faces of his teammates and the other shinobi listening.
"Wow," Sasuke voiced after a minute of silence, "That's pretty fucked up." Sakura and everyone else nodded their heads.
"Is it just me or do you guys feel aroused by what Milo said back there... about the dungeon i mean?" Haku asked out of the blue.
Staring was the teens response.
"No? Just me then?" they stared even more.
"Yes well then…" The said addressing everyone in the room. "on behalf of all of us here I would like to congratulate each and every one of you on your completed mission that became an A-rank due to… unforeseen circumstances, and not only that but manage to in list services of, I want to say freelancers. " he said unsure what to call the missing-nin. "But due to you, Genin Milo, having a international trading business, it wouldn't be wise for the whole village if you weren't associated with us anymore." He said shocking the crowd.
"Hokage-sama you can't be serious!" Kakashi all but shouted over the uproar of protesting ninja on the council
"Sensei's right jiji," Naruto went into the fray as he bravely defended his older brother. "You can't just send him packing, he just started his ninja career like the rest of us, believe it! It's not fa…" a bump on the head stopped him from saying more.
"God you're loud," Milo said digging his pinky in his ear before flicking the excess ear wax. "And here I thought I taught you to use your inside voice when we're inside?"
"Nii-chan…" the blonde said quietly as he, and the rest of team 7, couldn't believe that the redhead was so calm about this.
"Oh don't give me that look," he said referring to the look his blonde brother was giving him, "It's really a strategic retreat from power if you ask me." He said surprising everyone, "Just think about it, if word got out that Konohagakure filled the giant vacuum effect of one of the largest corporations in the whole world for themselves, one, they would get a major boon in economy and power, and two is that Konoha has just painted a giant target on their heads for retaliation and war. Hokage-sama, the genius of a man, came up with the hard decision with sacrificing on Genin to potentially avert an incident of massive proportions." He finished looking up at the Hokage in a new light, "And I accept, on one condition though."
"And what would that be Milo-kun?" he asked curiously. He was very impressed with this Genin as he seemed to be the only one of all the Genin in his generation that truly understands the tough decisions that a leader sometimes has to make for the good of all.
"Two actually, First I want you and the Fire Daimyo to pardon and classify myself and my new team," he gestured to Zabuza, Haku, and the twin, "To be Ronin, until you know if we do something bad."
"Done!" Sarutobi smiled as he now really saw Milo as leadership material, think about not only yourself but your team as well is a very admirable trait, "And the second?"
Milo smiled, "Since we will be considered independent ninja, we will be free to participate in any ninja event that will happen if we have the consent of a credible Kage." He said confusing everyone besides the ones with a higher rank of ninja.
'What's he talking about?' the Genin and the rogue ninja Haku thought at the same time
'The Chunin Exams' thought Kakashi with a smirk.
'Kami this kid has some major gonads making those kind of demands, hehe this could actually be fun.' Thought Zabuza with a shark like grin while looking at his "boss"
"Done and done," Hiruzen said as he gestured the young Genin to step forward, "Genin Milo you now are hereby and now and forever discharge honorably from Konoha's ninja ranks. You may relieve yourself of the symbol of affiliation." Milo then proceeded to discard the belt buckle that told everyone he was a ninja of Konohagakure and placed it on the Hokage table.
The Hokage smiled and wrote something on a piece of paper with his signature seal of approval stamped on the sheet before handing it over, "You Genin Milo are now and forever, until you commit a crime that is, a independent ninja. I will personally pay for your friends pardon and write a letter to the Daimyo himself after this meeting to change their classification. This here is my sign note to allow you and your team to participate in any event that can happen within the land of fire. Don't lose this." He said sternly as Milo nodded and placed it in his inventory.
"Now to you four," he was speaking to team Zabuza now. "You are considered honorary guest in my village as long as you follow the cities rules you will not be harmed. Do you understand?" they nodded their consents, "Good now I have a selection of hotels…"
He was interrupted by a raised hand, "Hokage-sama, I humbly request that my employees live close to their employer as part of a benefits package: free housing."
The Hokage sighed, "Milo-kun you do realize that your apartment is only house to hold one or two people and you already share it with Naruto-kun, where are the rest suppose to go?"
The psycho smiled, "You said apartment but we live in an apartment Complex, an abandoned complex mind you, and I would like to by the land for my employees so I can spoil them so they won't ever leave hehehe." He said as he rubbed his hands maniacally while everyone else sweat dropped as Haku asked if free dental and health care comes with the benefits package.
"Yes but food and traveling arrangements when not on a job is not covered unfortunately." Milo said in his business like tone.
The bishonen nodded in understand, "Sounds reasonable I guess. I mean you don't want to pay for unnecessary luxuries'."
"Correct, I mean I like you guys and all, but I do have an image to uphold." Milo proudly stated puffing his chest out.
"What image is that nii-chan?" Naruto asked curiously.
Petting the boy on the head… like a dog, Milo smiles and says. "My dear little brother, my image is too vast in knowledge for your adolescent mind to comprehend at this point in time. I'll tell you when you're older."
Faking a sniffle as he ignored the fact that his older brother might have just insulted him; "Really?" Naruto asked innocently.
"uh yeah…" Milo said partially affect by Naruto's damning technique, The puppy dog eye no Jutsu. "But anyway Hokage-sama, will you kindly point me in the right direction of your director of real estate?"
"AHHHHHH!" a middle aged woman in a suit dress on the civilian side screamed bloody murder as she cowered in her seat, "Y-You c-can have it o-on the house (no pun intended) Crimson-sama, just please DON'T HURT ME!"
Blinking Milo turned back to the old man, "so I guess she's the one I need to talk to?" he asked pointing to the freaked out lady.
The Hokage nodded and sweat dropped at the Genin's… unique sense of business negotiations.
"Hi there my name is Milo; Crimson King is just one of my many aliases in some of my rape fantasies I have," the redhead said in a straight that didn't seem to calm her in the slightest. "What's your name? I'm not going to hurt you." Milo said kindly after he was in front of the mature woman.
"M-my name is Tsumetai On'na (cold woman), Crimson-sama." the woman said, cowering.
"Well Ms. Tsumetai, here this is for you…" he says as he brought out a small bag of 100,000 Ryu (100 USD), "use this to help pay for your daughter's tuition."
Tsumetai went wide eyed after the mention of her daughter, "How do you know my daughter?" she asked defensively.
Shrugging, "I don't really know her at all, but your description on your character sheet tells me that you are only taking this position to provide for your family and raise enough money to pay for your daughter's tuition for one of the many higher learning centers all over the land of fire." Milo responded.
Everyone who didn't know about his pseudo omniscient power was shocked to hear what his response was.
"*cough* *cough* yes well I think this council meeting has concluded, everyone is dismissed."
With Team 7 and Team Zabuza
"Alright my cute little Genin, congratulations on your first A-ranked mission, I am sorry to see you go Milo-kun and so soon too but I am none the less proud to have been your sensei for the time we shared. He said happily with his trademark eye-smile while holding out hind hand.
The rest of team 7 smiled as Milo took the offered hand, "It was my genuine pleasure to be your student, but I am still going to call you sensei, Kakashi-sensei."
"Oh stop acting like you two are never going to see each other again, believe it!" Naruto shouted catching them by surprise, "so what if Milo-onii-chan is not a ninja in Konoha any more he's still a ninja, he's still an ally, and he's still my brother believe it!" despite saying his catch phrase Naruto made some valuable points.
Your right Naruto," Sakura voiced. "With senpai's new business it will allow him to go on many adventures and with the trading pact with Konoha we'll see him every now and again."
"That right Kohai," Milo confirmed. "its noon now so how about we all go get something to eat, my treat… and no Naruto we are not going to Ichiraku's." he said after seeing the ramen in his brother's eye who pouted in return.
"I must admit I am hungry." Haku said softly with the twin nodded in agreement as their stomachs growled.
"An excellent suggestion their Milo-kun," Kakashi announced as he brought out his book, Icha-Icha Paradise, much to the uneducated children's dismay and started reading. "and I have the perfect place where we can go."
And so the eight of them went inside a restaurant called "Yakiniku-Q", nobody but Kakashi really seemed to even know this place existed, granted Konoha was a big place and there was very little word about this place. A little slice of heaven Kakashi said.
Upon entering two things were known to the Genin. First was the sweet smell of smoked beef invaded their nostrils', and two, they weren't alone…
"Sasuke-kun!" a high pitched voice cried out and not even a second later a long haired blonde parasite engulfed Sasuke's back making him stumble.
"Ino-pig," Sakura shouted, pushing her of her Sasuke, "Get of my Sasuke you bitch!"
Dusting herself off she glared at her rival, "Why hello to you two forehead girl. I see your chest is still flat." She smirked goading her on.
A tick mark form on the girl's massive forehead, "I still see that you still that the saying about 'dumb blondes' in stride." The cherry blossom fired back.
While the verbal beat down was still raging on Zabuza lean down to Milo's ear, "Are they always like this, aren't they supposed to be ninjas or something?"
Milo stifled a laugh and calmly whispered back, "It's not just me then hehe… no but seriously they been like this ever since our academy days and Ino, the blonde one, is still mad at her for "taking" her place in team 7 so she won't be able to… whatever she just did to their object of affection, Sasuke."
"Girls are weird." Haku voiced entering the conversation.
"Says the guy who's actively trying to be one," Meizu teased before getting elbowed by said girly boy for his troubles.
The display got the attention of a bearded man as he looked up and paled as he saw the tall, imposing figure of Zabuza Momochi.
Name: Asuma Sarutobi
Title: one baddass monk
Age: 28
Level: Lvl? -/-
HP ? CP ? MP ?
Description: Asuma is your typically a laid-back individual, and does not get himself involved in things unless absolutely necessary. He also is a heavy smoker but despite this, he would abruptly break the habit under certain circumstances.
Getting in a combat stance, shocking his students, as his dual trench knifes hummed a light blue "Zabuza Momochi, the demon of Kiri, what are you doing here?" he asked cautiously scaring his team even more as they heard about the man before but didn't knew what he looked like.
Now that they got a good look, the rumors didn't do him justice, he's even scarier in person.
Blinking a few times, "I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that, did you just asked why a hungry man is in a barbecue restaurant?" he asked somewhat confused.
His question made the other restaurant goers sweat drop.
A hand intervened between the two before this get out of hand, "whoa, it's okay Asuma-san the Lord Hokage pardoned Zabuza and the rest of his group." Kakashi stated looking at Asuma and telling him to stand down.
"Why would father do something that idiotic?" Asuma asked baffled after hearing his father was involved."
"Well…" the scarecrow said sheepishly, "It's kind of a long story but the jest is that my super awesome little Genins and I liberated a entire village from the tyrannical businessman Gato and now the new boss of the previous "Gato's Transports" now "Sea Side Transport" hired these four ninja as independent contractors. So as celebration of a good job done I thought 'hey why don't we all enjoy a nice lunch together'." he finished his story to a gob smacked team 7.
"W-what?!" Ino screeched, "How does forehead get a mission like that?" she demanded, glaring at her sensei who looked at them seriously.
"Because you're not ready, that's why Genin." Ino, for her part, cowered up her master's gaze. "So who's your new boss?" Asuma asked Zabuza.
"That's classified as of right now as he is making renovations to the new company over at wave… we are here by his request of starting a new trade route from Konoha to Wave and vice versa." He said quickly as Zabuza didn't think that the redhead didn't want all the spot light on him right now, and he was correct in the fact that Milo gave the big man a subtle nod.
Shikamaru noticed something, "Hey Milo, Where's your forehead protector?" he said looking over the boy form and spotted none.
"Hey your right!" Choji exclaimed next to his best friend.
"Well actually that's another reason why sensei is paying for lunch…" Milo said looking at his one eyed sensei as if telling him 'I'll pay you back later.' Taking a deep breath he continued, "I just resigned in being a ninja for Konoha."
"WHAT!" team 10 shouted at the same time.
"Yeah… it turns out that because of my "Suspected" mental instability was questionable during the end of the mission, they thought it would be best, for my health, if I resign." Milo said.
"Wow red, I thought you were messed up before… but wow." Ino said believing the half truth.
"Hey," Asuma says, "Since we're already here, why don't you guy's join us and I'll split the check with Kakashi?" he asked suddenly.
"Yes," Kakashi said all too quickly. "*Cough, cough* I-I mean yes we would be more than happy to take you up on your offer, come on people." He said sitting next to Asuma.
Naruto and Milo looked at each other, and before they too sat down for lunch, they smirked at their sensei's antics.
Three weeks later – Academy entrance: 11:30AM
Currently we see two lone figures standing by the academy entrance waiting for the rest to show up, adjusting their new wristbands that had storage seals on it for their Kunai, Shuriken, and Senbons. Each one carried a scroll or something along those lines to store food rations, first aid kits, poisons and antidotes, five cubic feet of water, anything for two Suiton users who do not want to use too much of their chakra.
They were both male despite one had distinct feminine features and the other, a tall redheaded teen wearing a tattered cloak with the hood up to hide any discernible features from the neck down.
Haku, under his mask, looked to his boss/Adonis, "Did your old teammates tell you when they would show up?" he asked in his perfected feminine voice.
"I don't know… they said they'll be here soon." The boy said while finishing sharpening his new upgraded chakra conducting Wakizashi and made sure his seals for his sidearm was in order.
His not so helpful answer made the bishonen head drop in exasperation, "Though, I can't wait to see Lily again... and the rest of the gang. You remember when I told you to be wary of him? He's unhinged and not my kind of unhinged, unhinged… wait, I take that back, he's totally loopy."
Thankfully Haku wore his mask less you could have seen her (AN: I know Haku's a guy, but for the writers sake I going to address him as a girl or feminine male) jealous blush that she was currently wearing. She knew who "Lily" was and exactly what he was capable of, "Yes I remember…" she said, remembering the event that happened a couple days ago…
Flashback – start
"Why do we have to go back to wave? I want to see Haku-chan kick some major Genin butt!" Meizu snapped at his boss while his calmer brother, Gozu, was standing near the cart filled with trading goods and a handful of the boss's clones.
"Because you nincompoop your official ninja rank before you fled your village with the big man here," Milo yelled back pointing to Zabuza, "says that you and your brother are already Chunin. Haku has never officially sign up in the ninja program despite being trained by Zabuza so he's staying here with me to participate in the Chunin Exams. Besides that, we're bringing our first shipment to Wave as per trading agreement."
It was true, the Chunin exams were in five days from now and more and more people are showing up every day. Teams from all over were showing up willy nilly from every village in the elemental nations to prove to the world their strengths, they had to evade a couple Kiri teams on the way, despite paying off the bounty there is still a lot of bad blood between the two groups.
"Then why is he staying then?" he pointed at Zabuza.
It was Zabuza that defended himself, "Because moron, despite being Ronin now it does not excuse the fact that the rules clearly state 'all participates must be nominated by a Jonin or of higher rank to have a chance to compete' Haku's already my apprentice, but I guess I can have two students instead of one." He said smirking at the deflated look Meizu was giving him.
"Don't worry Meizu-kun," Haku softly said getting the down man's attention, "I heard that you can watch the third part of the Exam at the stadium."
"Ok Haku-chan," he said visible brighter at the prospect of Haku fighting in the arena. He then glared daggers at the redhead, "You better not do anything to corrupt my dear little brother's young mind while we're gone you sick perverted psycho!"
"Awww…" the boy cried out, dejectedly, "And here i was going to get him to help me with a certain experiment too."
A little blood dripped down Haku's nose at the prospect of being alone with the redhead, "E-Experiment, what kind of experiment Milo-kun?" He asked excited.
"Well a few days ago I went into this really shady store with three X's at the top of their sign…" by now everyone in listening range was sporting different shades of red on their faces, "The store owner, nice lady by the way… Zabuza you would definitely like her, suggest that I watch this great movie she picked out just for me in the private theater in the back and tell her how I thought about it when the movie finished."
"Oh my god," Meizu cried, pinching the top of his brow.
"So there I was sitting in this empty room with a bunch of tissue boxes and I thought to myself that it was going to be a sad movie, you know the kind without a happy ending." By know Zabuza was trying very hard not to bust a gut while Haku was beat red.
"But I was wrong, it wasn't a sad movie… it was an action movie with lots and lots of violence. By the end of the greatest movie I ever watched in a long time I couldn't help but feel all tingly down somewhere, so I bought it and I wanted to see if Haku would feel that way too after watching it also." he looked over to see if Haku would agree, but found him bleeding profusely from the nose, "Haku, are you okay?" Milo asked tilting his head.
Whipping the excess blood on his sleeve, "Y-yeah I'm fine Milo-kun, I-I just had a nose bleed." She stammered still in a daze.
"Oh, alright then." Milo shrugged.
Not able to hold out anymore, Zabuza laughed and laughed at the two and that made Haku's blush deepened, 'I don't know if he's a manipulated genius or an idiot, Kami this kid's funny.'
"Why's Zabuza laughing like that?" Milo asked Haku, who did a great impression of that Hyuga stalker girl nodded her head that he didn't know.
Meizu, red in the face, picked Milo up and brought the boy to his face, "NO! No video, understand!" and brought his claw up threatening.
Holding his hands up in surrender, "Whoa whoa its cool man, no movie I get it… the movie was a little too graphic anyway but I still liked it."
Dropping the boy on his bum unceremoniously Meizu turned and left, "Whatever man… *sigh* let's go Gozu there's so much stupid I can handle." Gozu nodded and a clone pulled on the reigns starting the carriage, leaving the three at the gate.
Zabuza, stopping his laughter, turn to the two, "Well I have to inform the old Kage that my two students will be participating this year, later." He too vanished with a Shunshin made out of water.
Both of them shrugged with Haku, who still has a little tinge of pink in her cheeks, helped Milo up and decided to get some lunch.
While walking they noticed Naruto and three other kids, one being the Hokage's grandson Konohamaru Sarutobi, being chased by an irate Sakura Haruno. Having nothing better to do, they tried to catch up with them.
"Hey Sakura-kohai, how come you chasing Naruto and his little friends, and why do you look so mad?" Asked Milo curiously to Sakura while still keeping pace; it seemed that she didn't understand or chose to ignore the poor boy as she continued to pursue her targets.
"Ouch!" Konohamaru's voice rang out around the corner after crashing into a hard place.
"That hurt kid." A cruel shinobi voice called out as he picked up the little shrimp with relative ease by the collar and got ready to some punishment.
"Konohamaru!" Naruto shouted in worry for his friend after everyone came to investigate the crash. As they arrived they saw two sand shinobi, obviously from their foreign attire and Hitai-ate. The one holding the leaf ring wore a black, baggy, full body suit with a red and yellow circle in the front. He also wears a black hood the covers his head completely with cat like ears at the top, his face was covered in purple make up and had his forehead protector on his… well forehead. He also had a life size bundle of bandages on his back
Name: Kankuro no Sabaku
Title: serious child hater
Age: 15
Level: Lvl47 27.75k/47k
HP: 8400 CP: 16258 MP: 3225
Description: Kankuro's hatred for children stems from his little brother, Gaara, after he kills people without feeling remorse for his actions. He also likes to play with puppets.
The older kunoichi's outfit consists of pale purple colored, off-the-shoulders garment/blouse that extended halfway down her thighs, with a red sash tied around her waist to hold that giant black wooden paper fan she carries. In addition she is wearing a fish net mesh under her blouse that showed over her shoulders and to her right calf and left thigh, her forehead protector was around her neck.
Name: Temari no Sabaku
Title: A "fan" girl
Age: 16
Level: Lvl48 35k/48k
HP: 7150 CP: 19126 MP: 2275
Description: Temari is a prudent, stoic, and blunt individual who is rarely afraid to speak her mind. She is also rather dismissive with a cruel streak to her given to her via her murderous brother's (Gaara) influence.
"So, does this hurt?" the cat boy asked flexing his grip on the young boy, chocking him.
"Put him down Kankuro, or you know you'll regret it later." The four ponytailed blonde said to the other sand shinobi.
"Hey I'm sorry this is my fault, can you put him down?" Sakura cupped her hands as she tried to reason with the brute. 'Who are they… what are they?'
"YEAH YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR HANDS OF HIM RIGHT NOW!" Naruto shouted comically.
Kankuro, who was still holding up Konohamaru, smirked after seeing Naruto's Haiti-ate, 'So these are the hidden leaf Genin, hehe.'
"We have a couple minutes till he gets back let's mess up these punks huh." He said to the sand girl all the while looking at Konohamaru.
While the little boy was kicking and screaming and one Naruto tumbled over trying to get Konohamaru, a very loud gasp could be heard. Everybody jumped in surprise as all eyes landed on Milo, "Mr. Whiskers… what's going on here, how did you get outside of my mind?" he demanded, pointing to a confused puppeteer.
"Wha – I'm not a cat!" He screamed at the clearly insane. The distraction was enough so Sasuke could sling a rock at the guy's hand, dropping Konohamaru so Haku could perform a Shunshin to save him.
You're a long way from home and seriously out matched." Sasuke said smugly, sitting on a tree branch and juggling a pebble in one hand.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cooed.
Looking at the raven haired boy, Temari blushed pink, 'Well well local hottie.'
"Ah another one, you all are like cockroaches." Kankuro said look balefully towards Sasuke while catering to his trembling hand.
"Get lost!" stated the avenger.
"Hey Punk, get down here with your wimpy friends so I can beat that snot nose smug face of yours." The cat boy unbuckled his straps and set the mummified bundle of cloth on the ground standing up.
Temari was surprised about this. "Really you're going to use Karasu (Crow) for this, seriously?"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Mr. Whiskers," Milo announced halting Kankuro's advance, "I don't think Lily-kun is all too happy with you."
"What are you talking about freak." An irritated Kankuro snapped while his sister, Temari, giggled at the apparent nickname.
"I mean the short little boy with the love tattoo and the giant gourd on his back standing upside down in the tree Emo-chan is relaxing in. You know, Lily."Milo says cheerfully making the two sand ninjas freeze in fear as they knew who the kid was describing.
Suddenly a gust of sand engulfed the spot behind Kankuro and Temari to reveal a young teen that was surprisingly a little shorter than Naruto. He has fair skin and short spiky auburn hair, not unlike Milo's, which was depicted as red, green eyes, again like Milo's green colored eyes, with no distinctive pupil, or eyebrows for that matter. Two noticeable traits stand out to the Genin, besides the leather foreign garbs he wore and the life size gourd, was the serious insomnia look and the faded scar/carving of the Kanji word for "Love" on his forehead.
Name: Gaara no Sabaku
Title: The little Monster
Age: 13
Level: Lvl 52 47.325k/52k
HP: 4550 CP: ? MP: 2200
Description: "Gaara of the Sand Waterfall" is deeply unbalanced, completely unmoved by others' pleas for mercy and, in certain situations, driven mad with bloodlust. This behavior is partly due to Shukaku, his tailed beast: the Ichibi, whose voice Gaara alone can hear in his head. Shukaku encourages violence at every opportunity and torments Gaara with threats to take control of his body if he goes asleep, thus making Gaara an insomniac.
"Kankuro, stop this at once; you're embarrassing our village." The little guy said in a monotone. The two Suna Genin creakily turned to face their little brother.
"G-Gaara, What's up man?" said Kankuro, trying to cover the fear in his voice. Sasuke however, was rather surprised that the Suna ninja managed to sneak up on him what's more is that Milo was able to snuff him out and he was 15 feet away, 'Kami that was close, I really need to increase my awareness, if Milo wasn't here I don't know what would have happened.'
"Losing yourself in a fight like that, how pathetic. Why do you think we came all the way to this village in the first place Kankuro?" the short redheaded container said, making the puppeteer respond rather quickly.
"Listen Gaara, it's not what you think see! These guys started it!" the cat said earning a rather loud snort from Milo, gaining the spotlight for the time being.
"Don't listen to him Lily-kun," Milo cried earning a rather perplex expression from the normally stoic Gaara. "Mr. Whiskers here is a crafty one he is as his favorite form of entertainment is to steal candy from little children." Milo said as everyone associated with the boy sweat dropped while Temari was giggling at the sheer stupidity of someone that had the balls to call her monster of a brother a girl's name.
"What did you called me? Gaara said in monotone while glaring intensely at the redheaded idiot, all the while Shukaku was cackling insanely generating an aura of bloodlust that surrounded its container.
Milo, who was not affected by the oppressing aura like everyone else was thanks to the Gamer Mind, blinked once twice thrice, "I'm pretty sure I called you Lily, Lily-kun." He said confused then grunted in pain as six sand javelins, connected to the top of the gourd, impaled him center mass before that Milo burst into water.
Everyone was shocked at the scene before them they didn't realized the person of their interest was sitting on top of the fence next to Haku till he jumped down, "Awesome! I just knew you were friendship material Lily-kun, I mean besides the whole twin thing we got going on." He said, referring to the red hair, pale complexion and the green eyes.
"Friend… Ship?" Gaara said the word like a foreign word to him; he was still a little startled that he couldn't give the blood of the strange redhead to his mother so he could sleep tonight.
"Hmmhmm," Milo hummed excitedly. "Friends are cool and all but the really good friends of mine are the ones that tried to kill me at least once. Take Haku-chan here for example…" he said pointing to the girly boy. "See he's tried to kill me many times over and now the gender confused lad is now one of my best friends, ever!" He finished by squeezing the life out of the boy in a massive bear hug.
Gaara blinked once, "You… are a strange one." His siblings nodded their heads while Kankuro was stilled a little miffed at being called a cat. He is NOT a cat!
Faster than the eye could follow, Milo was five feet from the Suna siblings, "So what do you say, want to be friends?" Milo asked cupping his hands, begging.
"You want to be friends… with me, a monster?" he asked, unsure. Gaara, to be honest, wasn't the best social kind of person granted his siblings are still alive so that's something, right?
Speaking of siblings, Temari and Kankuro were both caught with their mouth's hanging wide open. Their little brother, the monster of Sunagakure, was offered a shot at friendship by this, either total moron or highly insane person it could be both, and he's actually considering it.
'What is this guy, isn't he afraid of Gaara?' Temari thought baffled. 'I mean he did kill him… well sort of, but he did say that that cross-dresser tried to kill him multiple times already and they're still friends. This guy's weird.'
'I don't really care either way… as long as that idiot stops with the stupid pet names.' Kankuro grumbled.
"Sure why not, I mean I'm already friend with a couple of demons, what's one monster gonna do?" Milo said referring to Zabuza and the demon brothers.
What he said shocked the three shinobi in front of him and Konohamaru's gang.
"Psst. Hey boss," Konoha whisper, well tried to whisper, into Naruto's ear, "That's your brother right? Why is he, you know…" he then whirled his finger around the side of his head as a universal sign for crazy.
"Well Konohamaru," Naruto said, equally whispering at the same pitch, "The story with Aniki is, so far, a long road with too many twist and curves, but Kami dammit he makes it work." He explained, confusing the boy even more with that accurate analogy.
"Give me time… to think." Gaara finally answered.
"Don't take too long Mr. One." The tall redhead waved merrily at the sand siblings shocked faces before going back to his slightly confused teammate and best friend.
'How did he know/Kill him, he knows too much!' was the sand Shinobi's conjoined thoughts.
"By the way, my name is Milo Uzumaki and sorry about the whole 'snotty kid runs into teammate thing' but seriously Mr. Whiskers I'm pretty sure he's still in the Academy, surely you can cut him a little slack?"
"THAT'S IT!" Kankuro screamed, ready to throw a Kunai at the annoyance. Though before he could take aim, a wall of sand erected from the ground blocking his view, "that's enough Kankuro," Gaara said back in his normal monotone. "I look forward to seeing you again sometime… Uzumaki." He said before leaving with the rest of the Suna team following suit.
"HEY WAIT!" Sakura called out to the three retreating figures.
"What?" Gaara said, glancing at the pink haired banshee.
"Judging from your Haiti-ate you guys are ninjas from the hidden village within the sand, right? You may be allied with the leaf, but it is forbidden for shinobis to enter another hidden village without permission." She said, surprising Naruto and the Academy students who didn't know that tidbit of information.
"State your business, depending on what it is we may let you go… except that one." She said pointing to Gaara, "You committed the crime of assault of foreign soil to a Konoha civilian unprovoked." Sakura finished, doing her best impression of intimidation shocking the Sand Genin even further.
'A civilian that can perform the water clone and substitution jutsu perfectly and nonverbal too? Impossible.' Temari thought, skeptical.
"Oh don't be like that Kohai," Milo said, grabbing her attention. "If you recall, yes I did resign from the leaf but I immediately reinstated as a Ronin, I'm no Civilian than you are a hair dresser."
"But he still assaulted you unprovoked."Sakura defended.
"Did he? I thought it was just a misunderstanding between new friends, isn't that right Mr. eight, Mrs. Two?" Milo said surprising everyone.
Suddenly another team arrived from the rafters of a nearby building, but this team was from another hidden village: the village hidden within the clouds. Although they were accompanied by what seem to be their Jonin Sensei. He has dark skin and a muscular build, as well as white hair and a goatee. On his right shoulder, he has a tattoo of the kanji for "iron" and on his left cheek; he has a tattoo of a bull's horn. Also his top lip also has a slightly darker hue than his bottom one.
The man wore oval shaped sunglasses and a white-colored forehead protector. He also has his village's standard one-strap-over-one-shoulder standard flak jacket, and a long, red rope belt tied around his waist, the standard Kumo hand and shin guards, shinobi sandals, a white scarf around his neck and he carries seven swords on his back.
Name: Killer Bee
Title: Self proclaimed rap god
Age: 38
Level: Lvl? - / -
HP: ? CP: ? MP: ?
Description: Killer B is very proud of his own power and also very proud of who he is. Killer B can be quite cocky and stubborn, especially in terms of his own strength, demanding respect from others and asks to be called "Lord Jinjuriki" (Jinjuriki-sama) and his tailed beast be called "Lord Eight-Tails" (Hachibi-sama). B has a special way of expressing his pride through song, more specifically in rap-style and tends to use the words "Fool-Ya-Fool!" when referring or speaking to others. He will even write his rhymes in the middle of a fight, or during an important meeting, he gets his rapping ideas from his opponents in battle. This sometimes causes the people around him to become greatly annoyed by him. B thinks very highly of his rapping skills and doesn't respect anyone who would make fun of rap or his lyrics.
Within the man's unit, was a girl with long, straight, blonde, hair bound with taut bandages, dark eyes and she wore red lipstick. She wore a short-sleeved black and purple blouse and black pants, both of which had a design similar to clouds on them, purple fingerless gloves and a chain of blue beads wound around her left hand. She also wore the standard Kumogakure forehead protector, sandals and a kunai holster, which was strapped to her right thigh. She also wore bandages around her arms and legs as well as a red belt around her waist.
Name: Yugito Nii
Title: The coolest alley cat around
Age: 16
Level: Lvl 49 16.1K / 49K
HP: ? CP: ? MP: 3450
Description: Yugito gained confidence in herself through hard work, making her a courageous, proud and wise kunoichi. Also, it was said that she is very firm, decisive, and thoughtful of her teammates.
The next is a dark-skinned kunoichi with long spiky red hair and amber eyes. She wears a long, short-sleeved dress with frilly edges complete with the Kumogakure flak jacket, two simple yellow earrings, fishnet stockings, thigh-high boots with white soles and a forehead protector which she wears like a bandanna. She also carries a long sword on her back.
Name: Karui
Title: A real firecracker
Age: 16
Level: Lvl 45 16.1K / 45K
HP: 8888 CP: 13096 MP: 1650
Description: Karui is also quite outspoken, stubborn, and impulsive; allowing her emotions to come out and also seems to have a somewhat comedic negative relationship with her team-mate, Omoi.
The last member is a young, dark-skinned Kumo-nin with short, spiky, white hair and dark eyes accentuated with lines curving upwards from the corners. He wears a dark outfit consisting of an overlong shirt with a hood, with red bandage hand guards, Kumogakure shin guards, and a black forehead protector along with a Kumogakure flak jacket. He is in what seems like a thoughtful expression, as though always in deep contemplation and sucking on a lollipop. He also carries a long sword on his back.
Name: Omoi
Title: Spokesperson for dental hygiene
Age: 16
Level: Lvl 45 16.1K / 45K
HP: 8235 CP: 14211 MP: 1850
Description: Omoi is a very cautious person and likes to think things through before acting, and as a result, gets lost in his thoughts quite often. He is more level-headed than his teammate Karui, but often demonstrates a wild imagination and has a habit of exaggerating the end result of minor things
"You," the red haired cloud-nin snapped at Milo, "How the hell did you know Yugito-chan and B-sama are jinjurikis?" she said shocking those around her.
"I didn't. I just thought that the girl's lucky number was two along with the big guy being eight, what the hell's a jinjuriki?" Milo responded tilted his head in confusion, playing stupid.
"Don't play dumb!" she shouted, getting ready to pummel the snot out of the boy.
Her captain's hand blocked her advance, "Nice to meet you mister…" B said to Milo.
"Zero… and my brother over there is Mr. Nine." Milo answered, pointing to Naruto who puffed out his chest.
B brought his hand to his chin looking at them both, "Hmm, interesting. Well introductions are in order Fool-ya-Fool!" he said getting in his rapping posture, "I fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee, I'm the Jinjuriki of the Hachibi, the might Killer Bee!" B shouted pumping his fist in the air.
"B-sama, stop rapping please," The blonde girl sighed. "I'm Yugito Nii by the way."
"Omoi" the younger male stated, not really paying attention.
"Karui" the redhead growled, realized she was tricked.
"Nice to meet you all, I love to stay and chat but we have a certain play date to get back to." Milo said turning to leave the crowd by grabbing a slightly blushing Haku, at the mention of being on a date, even if it was to get something to eat, by the hand and walked in the direction they came from. "Seeya later Lily-kun." He said while dodging a sand blast.
"So after lunch, do you want to help me with that experiment I told you about earlier?" Milo asked Haku after they were from ear shot.
Haku's face instantly went beat red and promptly passed out from the lack of blood.
Flashback – End
'So much sweat and... ' Haku thought dreamily as a thin line of blood trailed down his nose.
"HEY YOOOOU GUUUUYS!" a high pitched voice called out, catching the two off guard.
Naruto, with Sasuke and Sakura following in toe, came up in front of the two masked Ronin, "hey Onii-chan, Haku-chan, sorry we're late, why didn't you wake me up?" Naruto said to Milo.
"I slept over at Haku's place last night to get up early; it was your job to get up yourself. That's not very ninja-e if you sleep in all the time." A shrugging Milo responded making the shorter one pout.
"Pfft, let's just go already." Sasuke said, walking pass them and into the Academy hoping to advance through the ranks and to get stronger to kill him.
When they got to the second floor they were met with commotion of a rather large group of people with two very well disguised Chunin, if the question marks over their names was any indication, was blocking an empty room. Milo then noticed an obvious flaw, "Hey guys, why does that sign over that door has a Genjutsu on it?" he ask them, feigning incompetence. "That's kind of funny… I guess. Hey Sakura-kohai, Emo-chan isn't it funny?"
"Oh, so you noticed that did you?" one of the mini men said in a snarky tone, "But just because you can open your eyes doesn't mean you can be a Chunin!" he said rushing the redhead, Kunai in hand preparing to strike.
But the strike never came. A green and orange blur blocked the Henged Chunin, revealing a Bruce Lee look alike wearing a solid green full body jumpsuit with medical tape from the knuckles on his hands to his forearms and orange leg warmers over top of the standard blue sandals he was wearing.
Name: Rock Lee
Title: Freedom "youth" fighter
Age: 13
Level: Lvl 45 26.1K / 45K
HP: ? CP: 100 MP: 800
Description: Under Might Guy's leadership, Lee has acquired a number of his sensei's personality traits: he is energetic, optimistic, and hot-blooded, and shows the epitome of a "nice guy".
"Hey, what happened to the plan Lee? I thought you were the one who said that we shouldn't draw attention?" said a Hyuga boy with fair skin and long black hair. He wore a khaki shirt, a dull blue shirt beneath that and chain armor beneath even that.
He wore dark brown shorts, blue shinobi sandals, and wrapped bandages around his right arm, chest, and right leg. He tied his hair back in a loose ponytail tied a few inches above the end. Also he wears a black forehead protector, under which a smaller headband with two straps was framed to the sides of his face.
Name: Neji Hyuga
Title: Free bird activist
Age: 14
Level: Lvl 47 17K / 47K
HP: ? CP: 11100 MP: 4775
Description: more mature than most his age, Neji was driven by a fatalistic belief that his and everyone else's fates were determined from birth and were inescapable. He perceived his own destiny as being that of a rare talent, causing him to arrogantly place himself above those he believes are "weaker" than him.
Next to the boy was a girl that had brown hair and eyes. She wears her hair in two Chinese-style buns on her head with short fringe-bangs framing her face. She wears a pink sleeveless qipao-style blouse with red sleeve trimmings and yellow fastening buttons and dark green pants. A pouch is adjusted to her thigh and her forehead protector and sandals are both blue.
Name: Ten-Ten
Title: Obsessed with the pointy end
Age: 13
Level: Lvl 44 12K / 44K
HP: 7475 CP: 9898 MP: 3575
Description: Tenten is depicted as naturally inquisitive and observant, with a personal dream to become a legendary kunoichi like Tsunade. This has led to her to become strongly opinionated about women, defending that girls can be just as skilled as boys in Taijutsu and other martial arts. Tenten exhibits distaste for weakness or individuals being overly dependent on other people.
"I know Neji-san, it's just…," the now named Lee blushed pink after seeing Sakura.
"Oh no…" the panda girl saw this and shook he head.
"Swaggering" past Naruto, Lee came up to the pink hair girl, "Hi, Your Sakura right?" she nodded dumbly "In that case, will you go out with me! I'll protect you with my life!" he said, giving a toothy smile that seemed to shine like Mr. clean for no reason.
"No… you're weird." Sakura said, grossed out by the now depressed Genin. Seeing no other reason to stay here, Milo quickly grabbed on to Haku's hand and motioned the others to follow. They arrived on the third floor only to here a familiar voice above them. "Hey you, Uchiha, halt!" Lee said from the balcony on the fourth floor… how he got their so fast or for that matter why, no one knows.
"What is it?" the Uchiha said neutrally.
Lee took on a determined look with imaginary flame in his eyes, "I wish to fight you, here and now!"
"A fight? Now?" Sasuke asked, baffled.
"Yes." Lee responded, jumping from the story balcony gracefully and got into a combat stance in front of the five. "When you want to learn about a name, first you need to introduce yourself right? My name is Rock Lee, Uchiha Sasuke."
"Huh, so you know and you still want to fight me?"Sasuke asked, smirking.
"I challenge you. Everyone is always talking about how great the Uchiha clan in, I want to see if it is true. I figured you would be a good test for me and... " Lee said, turning to Sakura and blushed on command, "Oh Sakura, I love you!"
"EEEEWWEWWWWW!" Sakura screamed hysterically.
"Aaaand that's our queue to go… come along Haku, don't beat each other up to much you hear? Also, sorry for your weird love life kohai! Hope it works out in the end!" Milo said, waving merrily at the group as he retreated to the correct door with Haku following like the obedient little… friend that he is.
"TRAITOR!" Sakura screamed at the retreating Milo while dodging very realistic love hearts.
While team 7 was dealing with a… very unusual opponent, team Zabuza, now with Milo included, went into room 301 and the first thing they felt, was the killing intent of dozen upon dozen of applicants also taking the exams.
'This is going to be fun.' Milo thought excitedly as they entered.
And ~ that's a wrap! Chapter 7, yes!
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I am dropping the polls next week, but Haku is defiantly on as you could probably tell already. If I don't pick Gaara, he could be a good friends with benefits kind of thing. I don't know, tell me if I'm doing this to fast okay… the pairing I mean.
What will be the Milo pairing. -No Harem, maybe 1 or 2 -No Gender Bender -Yes straight -yes slash, but only if Milo's the seme
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Haku
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Kin
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Temari
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Ten Ten
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Karin
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Ino
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