Fatpaw appeared in all his fat glory, basking in the sunshine. He filled up the entire entranceway and more. "Hello, your Thinness," he sniffed. "It's time for my warrior ceremony."
Gorgeouscentuplerainbow sniffed also. "Coming, you fat lump."
Fatpaw was not amused, but he turned around without a word.
Many cats were now gathering around the empty Great Rock. Stormshadow3 did not check to see if it really was the Large Rock, the Big Rock, the Fat Rock, or something else entirely, and anyway, it was getting slightly suggestive back there, so we'll just leave it at Fat Rock. Suddenly, Princecharming spoke up. "We have no leader to conduct the ceremony!"
Cats gasped, even though this was old news. "Our honorable leader was eaten by zombies in the original fanfic!" More gasping. "The deputy, Glitterpuff, disappeared in a Pokémon battle!" Even more gasping... Oh, wait, that guy was choking, not gasping. Sorry, my bad. He just died, by the way. Oh, well.
But Fatpaw would not be let down this easily. "Then we'll have a ceremony without a leader!" he shouted. "We'll pretend Clanstar is still alive... somehow..."
That was the story of how twenty-four and a half cats, a stuffed chicken head, and a cockroach happened to be all staring at the Fat- I mean, Great Rock intently, as if waiting for something to happen.
Just like that, Fatpaw became FatNameInProgress, and how FatNameInProgress became Fatcat.
Fatcat was now satisfied. But he was secretly turning evil! But the poor readers don't know! Convenient narration! "I need to go hunting!" he said all of a sudden and flew off.
Gorgeouscentuplerainbow was annoyed. How dare Fatcat just go off like that without her approval? "Me too!" she shouted.
They flew over the horizon, and off the face of the earth, two flying potatoes/cats, paw in paw.
Um, backtracking. Back to the point where it said, 'Fatcat was now satisfied.' Now add, "Fatcat grew wings."
That's better.
So anyways. They flew, and they flew until they reached a sinister place only evil cats can go to! Gorgeouscentuplerainbow just bounced right off a tree, and watched as Fatcat continued in, oblivious to her sudden disappearance. "Wait!" she shouted.
Meanwhile... Ice cream break!
When the ice cream break was over, Fatstar- eh, Fatcat, heh heh, foreshadowing, went into the forest so dark and sinister that it was called the Dark Forest Ripoff. "Oh, ancient cats evil and bad," he chanted, "Hi!"
The same creepy guy with the spanking techniques as before appeared before him. "I will be your guide," he said. "What do you need? I am a spirit."
Fatcat smiled. "I wanna make all cats and humans and octopuses and elephants and whales and worms and arachnids and insects and other mammals and reptiles and fish and stuff fat!"
Meanwhile...
Ice cream.