The past chapters were crap and too short. Real stuff coming up.


Fatcat suddenly grew! His body began, uh, growing, and he was suddenly two times as large as before!

He smiled. "I don't know how that happened, but okay!"

I don't know either, but whatever.

Meanwhile, Gorgeouscentuplerainbow was busy talking with herself, breathing, panting, breathing, talking, and interacting and torturing fellow butterflies.

Gorgeouscentuplerainbow: I love butter! I love to fly! I like butterflies!

Butterflies: ...

Gorgeouscentuplerainbow: *smushes butterfly into ground* *makes another one* I love butter! I love to fly! Come hither, random cat that just appeared out of nowhere!

Random cat that just appeared out of nowhere: *comes hither*

Stormshadow3: *stalks Gorgeouscentuplerainbow*

Wait, what? Hold up a minute. NEVER MIND.

Suddenly, Fatstar appeared out of the dark, shadowy place because there needs to be more action in this story. "Hello!" he exclaimed. Even though he was evil... whatever, evil people can be nice, too.

Gorgeouscentuplerainbow was briefly stunned by the sheer size of Fatstar. I mean, Fatcat. Heh, more foreshadowing. "Why?" she complained. "Why did you need to do that? You were fine before! WHY?"

Fatcat, unfortunately, had hearing issues. "WHAT? Fry? You want me to fry you?"

Gorgeouscentuplerainbow trembled. Being fried wasn't going to do her looks any good. "But-"

"I know!" Fatcat suddenly exclaimed. "I'll make you fat, too! Then we can be together forever!"

"NO!" she screeched. But it was already too late. Stormshadow3 wanted to spare the details, especially considering the size of her cheeks, so let's just say that she got fat. "NO!"

"What?" Fatcat strained his ears to listen. "Cold? Then you need more fat!"

Gorgeouscentuplerainbow was at a breakdown. The random cat that appeared before decided to make a plot twist, as Stormshadow3 didn't know what to do with him at this point, but he suddenly disappeared instead!

Plot twist.

So anyways. Gorgeouscentuplerainbow was still freaking out, even after five minutes of Stormshadow3 sitting around and trying to decide how to continue this story, but you gotta admit, her situation was something worth freaking out about.

...and then, the chapter suddenly ends!

Hah hah, plot twist.

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