-Chapter Six-

After the mortifying breath testing incident, I finally arrive at work 20 minutes late.

My hair's tousled from the head banging session, my cheeks a bright raspberry red, to anyone else I probably look like I just had a good, hard bang.

As soon as I step through the door, a husky voice echos my dirty thoughts.

"Who have you been fucking Swan?"

I roll my eyes as I pass him. He's over-feeding the axolotls yet again. Lucky for him there are no customers in the store to hear his vulgar language.

"Whatever would give you that idea?"

"Cheeks flushed, that just rolled out of bed sex hair. Yeah you've definitely had some Tuesday mornin' lovin'. All the girls I sleep with leave my house looking the same way. All satisfied and shit."

"I don't think that's the look of satisfaction. It's probably anger after finding out they have 5 minutes to leave your bed," I quip grabbing the fish food and walking over to him.

"Well maybe you should test the theory out and take a ride on the Titan."

"Ew Ed!" I screamed throwing some fish flakes at him, "I don't want to catch herpes from you! And from what I can remember, you weren't even that great."

"Baby you know I don't have herpes. You can even look for yourself," he winked in my direction.

That's Edward, coincindetly Alice's older brother. But unlike Alice's anal organised life and somewhat proper etiquette, Edward's is the complete opposite.

Following in the footsteps of his father, he attended Med school in New York for all but two years before realising he actually didn't want to become a surgeon. He dropped out and moved to Seattle to be closer to his family and took up a job at Purrs, Furrs and Gile-ty Fishes. It's not like he technically needed a job, I'm sure his dad could pay for his lavish lifestyle of sleeping with whores and playing in his loser band.

When I finished uni with no job prospects in sight, he offered me a job at the pet store. Of course I didn't know he was recently promoted to second in charge.

That means I officially work under Edward 'The Guiter Slayer' Cullen.

The same Edward who's trying to make two turtles hump each other while singing "Let's get it on".

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