Sara meats teh new carectors and the oled ons.

She gets to meet her other three boyfriends.

Im so gald that its satarday so i dont hav 2 be in skool.

We all love Saturday for that reason.

I toled my dad that i was wory abot failen and he sad it was ok becuz he donats lotsa munny 2 my scool and can tel the prinsipol and teh skool bored that he wont donat unles my grad is chang 2 passen grad if im failen.

The school won't change your grade because he won't donate. I think you're underestimating the faculty and school board.

Isn't Bribery a very Un-Christian sort of thing to do?

He sed he did this for my bruther a few tims wen he wuz in hi skool and the skool alweys gived him wat he aksed.

Sara and her family continue to prove just how not Christian they are.

I almost forgot how much I hated her brother.

Im so hapey im not gona fale.

You claimed to be so smart, but the fact that you're failing says otherwise.

I want to see you fail and drop out of high school. I want to see you suffer thousand-fold like you deserve.

CHAP 2: NO PAPAL AT THE MANSHAN

I mean, considering this is a video game world, I'd assume there wouldn't be a papal at the mansion.

Me and Sholk went 2 Nentendo wolrd and wer otsid the manshan.
"U ned 2 meat al the pepole hera" Sholk sed.

Meat. I'm kind of hungry for a hamburger.

"I alredy met moast of tham last tim" I sed.

But there's more characters now, dumdum.

"Wel i wasant hear yet and so wer a buncha otter pepole so u ned 2 met tham" Sholk sed.

Logic.

Sudanly Mark waked ot of the manshan adn ther was a gurl withim who loked kinda liek him.

I know of a Marth, but not a Mark.

And time for Sara to have a new girlfriend.

She wuz relly pritty and had long bloo hare.
"Hi agen Sara" March sed "this is my sitar Lucina."

I'm fairly certain that's not a sitar. But, I'm not musical genius so I might be wrong.

Wait. Isn't Lucina a descendant of Marth.

"Hi Lucina im Sara" I sed "ur relly pritty."

I'm betting Lucina is going to be the Lauren replacement here.

"Tanks r pritty 2" Lucina sed. Also Mark and Lucinas dad wasant Snaek.

You mean all this time it wasn't Snake? Gasp! Who would have thunk it!

It wuz sum bloo-hared guy who got beated up by Capten Failcan

Failcan. Captain Failcan.

(who i gess is the badguy of there gaems).

I'm not much of a Nintendo person, the most I've played is Mario. But, I'm fairly certain that Captain Falcon isn't a Fire Emblem character like Marth and Lucina. Plus, her dad's Chrom, right? Right?

Uh, I think so. Chrom is the father of Lucina and the descendant of Marth.

C im doen reserk of thes caractors.

Clearly. Reserk. But no research it seems.

I remambered last tim i wuz otsid the manshan and meeted a gurl and she cal me pritty.
"Ur not a lesban, r u?" I sed.

Leave Samus alone!

"No ima Christen!" Lucina seemd made that i acused her of bein a lesban.

Pretty sure Christianity isn't a thing in the world of Fire Emblem.

"Thats grate. Im sorey i akused u of bein a lesban" I sed.

Ugh, I'm already feeling my ears bleed from all of this.

"Its ok i no u ned 2 be carefol or lesbans will rap u" Lucina sed,

I wish we could put up gifs on here. Because I have this gif that expresses just how I feel towards that statement more than words can.

"butt i cant be a lesban becuz i hav a bofrend his naem is Roban."

Ever heard of a thing called a beard. Oh, and bisexuality?
"O ya that remineds me i hav a gurlfrend now her naem is also Roben. The 2 Robans r twin brothur an sistar butt there parants wernt vary kreatev with naems. We cal them Goy Roben and Gurl Roben so taht it isant confusen" Mark sed

I can't even tell. Are these actual Nintendo characters or Sara being an idiot.

I'm more shocked over the fact that Marth got a girlfriend when he was I'd assume dating Sara. Did they break up over the time between this and last story.

"also sens i hav a difrant gurlfrend we cant dat."

Because that is so much more important.
"Thats ok Sholk is my bofrend now" I sed.

It bothers me so much that they knew each other for five minutes and are dating.

In the words of Elsa and Kristoff; You can't marry someone you just met. That applies to dating too.
"Grate" Mart sed.

Cheese Grate.

I new Lucina and me wode be grate frends. Adn weall wented in2 manshan 2 meat everone eels.

Meeting eels. I hope they shock you.

Tha new pepole in teh Manshan wer intrestin. I meated Lucinas bofrend Buy Roban and Marks gurlfrend Gorl Roban.

Okay so I went and googled them. Same character, just the player can choose to be boy or girl. Should have figured that was the case.

Ther was Mageman who had a canen on his arm liek Samas so maybee hes Samas litol bruther

Megaman was my favorite when I was a kid. But, come on, he's not related to Samus at all.

(hoapfely he isant gay).

Well, there's Bass and there Protoman.

I always liked him with Roll. But, shippers will differ in opinions.

Ther was Roselena who loked alot liek Peech. Ther was also Viloger and Wifit Tranner and ther wer boy an girl vershans of bothof them. Ther was Pakman and Grenigga who wer poakmons

Um, Pakman isn't a Pokemon.

Who's Grenigga?

so they beleeved in evilushon and not God so i didant maek frends with them.

And Sara clearly never watched or played Pokemon before in her life. Pokemon Evolution is a bit different from actual Evolution.

They believe in God. His name is Arceus, and he's actually been seen, physically interacted, and spoken to people.

Ther was the Mi Fitters and ther were three of tham with difrant wepons. Ther was Pollutena who is an angle liek Pete butt shes his bos or sumthin so i gess shes a moar impotent angle. And ther was Litol Mike who is a boxcar. Ther miteof ben otter pepole 2 but the gaem isnt relees yet so idont no abot tham if ur reeden this aftar the gaem is ot pritend i sed the otter pepole wer there. I also notesed al the otter pepole frum b4 wer there. Ther wer sum difrances liek Icke was moar musklar now (maybee he was sad that Lauren was lyen 2 him al along wen tehy wer daten

Bisexuality is a thing my friend.

The idea of seeing him really muscular is kind of scary.

and she was reely a lesban so he werked ot alot becuz thats how reel mans deel with sadnas. Thats the resin hes mor musklar in thes storey).

…I, as a real man, take offense to that statement.

Sudanly Mastar Hanned flyed up.

Who's ready for an epic high-five?

"Sara ur bak" he didant seem hapey 2 see me

I WONDER WHY.

becuz hes a jurk who lissans 2 teh librul medea and beleevs al teh gud thins i do r ron.

Because they are you idiot.

"Do u stil hav my paparwerk frum last tim" I sed.

I'm surprised she even managed to fill out paperwork right.

"No i throwed it ot becuz idont liek u" Mister Han sed.
"Ur Meen!" I sed.

Pot calling kettle black.

"Its ok I new thes wode hapaned becuz ican c the futur so I alredy filed ot ur paparwerk agen 4 u" Sholk sed "u jus ned 2 sine it."

Now, I don't do paperwork often. But, don't you have to fill it out yourself or something?

"Yay" I sed. I sined the paparwerk and ther was noting Mastar Hen cold do 2 kep me otta tha Manshan.

Can't he just, I don't know, ban you?

He is the head of the household. I'd assume he had that kind of authority.

"Ucan shar a rome with Lucina i gess" Matterhorn sed.
"Grate!" I sed.

Sewer Grate.

"Cum with me" Lucina sed.

No, thank you.

So we wented 2 her room wichwas also my room now. I new theens wode be grate and id be able to saev God and Jesas.

I guess Jesus is still on vacation. Maybe Satan's vacaying with him.

I'm convinced God is just having a really long poker night with Satin and Obama. Because, honestly, God is God and isn't some damsel in distress.