So I started this a couple of weeks ago, but when I could not finish before debate number 3 I decided to first wait for debate number 3, see what happens, and go from there.

So yeah…

Basically for a while I had no idea how to write this chapter. I mean, with the first debate there was specific mention of Japan and US foreign policy and that became the spark for writing a oneshot. I suggested writing another chapter as a half joke for 2 reasons. One, for everyone who wants to see fanfic be used as a voice for their true feelings. Second, for those who say I am violating rules. Let me tell you something, this stuff has been going on much much longer than the time I've been writing fanfic. Heck, I once found a fanfic for Gate: The SDF fought there (I don't remember the whole damn name) where Trump is president, deported all the Muslims, built a wall, and decided to send American troops in full force to the other world and drive out the SDF forces already there! Just reading the first chapter was scary! Plus, there are fanfics where the characters are in the "real world" and are affected by "real world" events! Honestly, it seems like you guys just joined the site and decided to start policing us with no real authority! I have received actual notifications from the administrators a couple times in the past so don't think your PM's actually scare me.

Not to mention I am 100% certain that the good people of Japan who create anime are aware of what's going on in America and it influences their own work. Who watched Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans while it was running last Spring? I dare you to tell me that you weren't reminded of Trump with a certain fatass entrepreneur. Point is American current events do have influence on the Japanese media.

Now, before anyone asks or complains, Issei will have knowledge of events in America. How you ask? The marvel of the internet and social media is how! After seeing a story about a boy in Elementary school being bullied for being Muslim to the point where he and his family moved out of America…it shocked me to the core. And honestly I can't help but blame Trump. I remember 9/11 people. I may have only been in Elementary school, but I remember those times. I remember how confused my classmates and I were, but nothing like this happened, not even to me, the class weirdo! I mean for crying out loud this kid wanted to become President of the US and now he's leaving! At that age, I was forced to accept that it was impossible for me since I was born in Saudi Arabia despite being a natural born American citizen. When I got into an argument with my classmates at that age, he merely explained that I could not become president, but this kid…I'm sorry I just….look I know they are not actually connected. The bullying incident that was specifically reported was over the fact that he refused to eat food that was not halal, meaning not something he could eat. I mean that's more of a life choice for crying out loud! I mean me, my parents, and my siblings are fine with eating chicken that is not bought from a specific store or is not guaranteed halal, but my Grandmother insists on eating only halal food. It's no different from vegetarians, vegans, or anyone who decides to eat certain foods only.

My point is this, there is more Islamaphobia than ever before, even when 9/11 happened! When I stop to think about it, the one person who is the LOUDEST supporter for fearing and hating Muslims is Donald Trump. I'm not saying he is the sole reason we have problems like this, but I don't think that someone like him, who (as much as I hate to admit it) is a well known face associated with fame and success and riches, should be saying such hateful things. I would say more but I think I'll let my man Issei do the talking for once.

I will say this before getting started. I do have plans before and after the election. Whether or not Trump wins, the final two chapters are set in stone.

I apologize in advance for all the jokes.

I do not own the Kamen Rider franchise or High School DXD.

Things such as chants and data on the magic rings were obtained through Kamen Rider wiki, High school DXD wiki, and English translations of High School DxD volumes 1-20. I do however claim ownership to original spell and transformation rings as well as original techniques.

Ignore the timeline. I honestly have no idea what year I should place the events of the series in anyway.

Also, this is cannon to my story. No questions asked.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Sacred Gear and WizarDriver/Handauthor sounds

[Ddraig talking]

No More Bullshit

It had been a bit over a week since the ORC and the STC watched the second debate. Surprisingly, there was not much to say about it, not even from Issei. Then again, unlike with the previous debate, there was not much said directly concerning Japan, and since they were all Devils anyway they would not be as affected by the election results. Issei did say that he considered the real winner to be Carl Becker, the man who asked the two candidates if they had anything since to say about their opponent at the very end of the debate.

However, during the weekend between the second and third debates, Issei was noticeably…grouchy when it came to Trump. His friends feared that perhaps the entrepreneur had said or done something to upset him again. When approached about this, he assured them that wasn't the case. He did say that he heard some news from a friend he made in Texas that bothered him a lot.

Then came the third and final episode of the Presidential Debate Saga. Once again they got special permission to watch it live. Watching it, they could not stop themselves from making faces of disappointment at the behavior of the two candidates, though they did agree that it was more of a debate compared to the previous two. Rias and Sona were especially displeased with Trump's accusations that the election was rigged and his statement that implied he might not accept the results if he lost. By the time the show had ended, everyone was left with mixed feelings. One thing for sure, they were glad to not be part of the shit storm going on and have to vote there.

It was a couple of days later when Issei received a call from the rich candidate himself. At the moment he was at home so only Rias, Asia, Raynare and Kalawarner were there to eavesdrop.

"What can I do for you Donald?" Issei answered mockingly. "It's rare for you to call me, usually it's the other way around."

"Give me all the dirt you got on Hillary." Came the obnoxious and slightly nasal voice of Trump. Thanks to their heightened senses, the girls were able to hear everything the man was saying on the other side. Hearing him make demands of their precious Issei caused all of them to pay more attention to the conversation.

"Really now," Issei sighed. "You think just because you tell me to do something means it's going to happen? Sorry rich boy but the real world does not work like that. I'm surprised you haven't realized that already considering how bad you're doing right now." Issei chuckled, grinning as he could hear the displeased expression on Trump's face.

"Look here you…"

"Oh what are you going to do?" Issei interrupted with glee on his face. "Wait until I insult you more before you actually do anything?"

"Do you have any idea who I am you little shit!" Trump tower exclaimed losing his shit.

"Actually," Issei said as his face and voice went from cheerful bully to serious man. "I have a very good idea of what kind of man you are."

"Then I start showing more respect if I were you, especially to the next President of the most powerful nation on Earth!"

"Like that makes a difference." He replied sitting on his couch again.

"How dare you!"

"A made a friend while I was in Texas." Issei was not going to let Trump say anything during this conversation. "He's a college student in Houston and he's a born American citizen. He's also Muslim, but he's not afraid of you or your policies."

"Well"

"As far as he's concerned, even if you do become president, you won't really get anything done."

"Te…"

"He explained to me how the system of Checks and Balances works over there. While I don't remember all the specifics, I know that you won't get anything done without proper approval from the Legislative Branch and even if you do get something forced through using your underhanded douche bag means,"

"Don't you dare!"

"It would eventually be brought to the Judicial Branch and there you would be overturned. Of course," Issei snickered, "that's assuming anything you do approve or pass does anything in the first place."

"Well guess what, that friend of yours is going to be the first one deported, after paying a hefty fine for trying to defame me!"

"And that's why we both agree you don't deserve to be president." Issei cut in again.

"You're rich and famous. I will admit that. While your behavior and attitude leave a lot to be desired, you name is still associated with money and paparazzi."

"Which is why I can't stand the shit your saying on live television!" Issei slammed his hand down on the table loud enough to Trump to hear on the other end. "You say stuff about Mexicans being criminals, Muslims being terrorists, and all sorts of crap! Do you realize how impressionable kids are? Heck, even teenagers are influenced by your words."

There was recent evidence being Issei's words. Just the other day at school, he overheard the Perverted Duo discussing about how they were going to get rich then use their money and influence to get away with anything, especially, in their words, "doing whatever they want to women cause they have the money." Needless to say Kuoh academy had another excellent day of playing Beat the Perverts Pinata style. This time it was accompanied by the ending song from the anime "Free!" making the two beg for it to stop as their minds were assaulted with images of gay swimmers while getting the shit beat out of them. Funny enough, no one bothered asking Issei what they did this time to earn his wrath.

Back to the phone call.

"You say such hateful words, and kids think that your right. Not because they understand your bullshit, but because they know you're famous enough to be on TV a lot. They don't see you as a presidential candidate but as a cartoon character to be emulated."

"So frankly, Donald Trump," Issei said with the same tone he used when addressing a Phantom that really pissed him off. "I don't give a fuck if you become president or not. You'll end up impeached by my hand or your own, or you'll be a one term president who gets jack shit done. I don't give a fuck!"

"All that matters, is that one of these days, you're going to get yours Trump. I have bigger priorities than some temporary change in leadership."

"How dare you insult America you Japanese…"

"If you actually become a threat, I'll let my sempai take care of you and your ugly makeover." Issei grinned.

"Expect to see us on Inauguration Day, we'll be there to see President Obama off in style. Then like everyone else that day, we'll leave before the next president is sworn in."

With that he once again hung up on the orange skinned man with a relaxed smile on his face. "Glad I got that out of the way." He said as he got up and stretched his limbs. "How about we celebrate with some cheesecake for desert?" All the girls of the house raised their hands in agreement with smiles on their own faces.

Okay.

We should have a section on the site solely for the election.

I feel like I had more rage when I started writing this.

I'm going to go ahead and say this now. Yes, I am the friend in Texas he referred to. Who doesn't want to befriend characters they enjoy! Let me live out my fantasy!

Expect one last chapter where Trump tries to silence Issei but pays for it dearly. Will feature a certain American jackass from the anime Jormungand and will happen regardless of the outcome of the election.

Also, there will be a separate entry for Inauguration Day where the Kamen Rider's say goodbye to President Barack Hussein Obama.

That's it for now. Please Favorite, Follow, and Review. But most of all, thank you for reading!