Chapter 2 Undynes House

Papyrus and Sans got off the Riverperson's boat.

"*Tra la la la, come again soon." They said as Sans walked away.

"YOU TOO." Papyrus replied and waved goodbye to them, then he jogged over to Sans.

"DID YOU BRING HER YOUR GIFT SANS?" Papyrus asked.

"*nope, guess I forgot." Sans replied and grinned widely at his brother.

"TCH, YOU'RE LUCKY I YOUR GREAT BROTHER BROUGHT A SPARE JUST IN CASE, NYEH HEH."

Papyrus handed Sans a dog treat with a red bow tied to it. "*thanks bro." Sans replied taking the treat from Pap.

They soon arrived at Undynes front door, Papyrus checked himself over then wiped a bit of snow off his scarf, Sans did the same though he didn't really know what to look for. Papyrus barely knocked on the door when it was almost immediately swung open and Undyne stuck her head out, she looked frustrated.

"*PAPYRUS! YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR COOKING LESSON!" She practically screamed, Papyrus's jaw almost dropped out of his skull and he started shaking violently.

"HOW CAN THIS BE! HOW LATE AM I?!" Undyne looked at her bare wrist. "*Exactly two seconds late!" She answered, Papyrus put his hands on his skull. "NYOOH HOO, HOW CAN I EVER GET INTO THE ROYAL GUARD NOW!" Papyrus sank to his knees with tears running down his cheek bones, Sans placed his hand on his brothers back. "*it's ok Pap, calm down, you're going to flood waterfall at this rate." Sans said soothingly, but it seemed to upset Papyrus more. "*this was bound to happen one day Pap, laziness runs in the family." Sans continued and winked at his brother grinning widely, this seemed to strike a nerve in Papyrus for he immediately got to his feet.

"I THE GREAT PAPYRUS REFUSE TO FOLLOW ANY FAMILY GENETICS THAT INVOLVES LAZINESS!" Papyrus said, looking very mighty he continued. "TO MAKE UP FOR MY ERROR I WILL RUN 5000 LAPS AROUND SNOWDIN!" "*YEAH! AND ANOTHER 6000 AROUND WATERFALL!" Undyne chimed in.

"IF THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES! THEN I SHALL DO IT!" Papyrus shouted, Undyne started laughing.

Papyrus knelt down in a starting position, Undynes laughter died down a bit into more of a confused chuckle.

Papyrus stayed in this position for a whole three seconds then started charging towards Snowdin. "NYEH HEH HEEEEEH!" "*Woah he was serious!?"

"*Pap never jokes," Sans answered. "*he just doesn't have the heart for it." *Ba Dum Tis* "*Heh you can say that again, what's up with the jacket?" "*oh, Papyrus got it for me today." Undyne looked Sans up and down. "*Hmm, suits you punk, almost as if it was made for you..." "*yea...oh here's your gift." Sans tossed the dog treat to Undyne, it flew past her head but she threw a spear and pinned it to the wall by its ribbon.

"*...I wish Papyrus would stop giving me these," Undyne pulled her spear out and retrieved the treat. "I'm running out of space in my drawer." Undyne grinned widely and Sans gave a sympathetic chuckle.

They too stood in awkward silence for awhile then thankfully Papyrus appeared and skidded to a halt.

"(HUFF PUFF)" "*Wow I can't believe you actually did that." Undyne said looking at her wrist again. "*how you doing there Pap?" Sans asked. "(HUFF)...I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS,(WHEESH) I MUST BE, (COUGH) THE GREATEST RUNNER, (HUFF) WHO EVER LIVED!" Papyrus bragged while gasping for air. "*This is no time to be resting! its time for your cooking lesson!" Undyne commanded and grinned evilly, then quickly entered her house. Papyrus suddenly perked up almost as if he hadn't just run 11000 laps "YES YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT UNDYNE! COME SANS." Papyrus then jogged into the house and stopped just inside and waited for Sans to walk in before closing the door behind him.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT UNDYNE! COME ON SANS." Papyrus then walked in and stopped just inside the house and waited for Sans who took his time upon entering, Papyrus then closed the door behind them.

"*No no! it needs to be hotter! now stir it...faster...Faster...FASTER...FASTER!"

"I'M ALREADY GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!" "*Let me show you!" (Splashing sounds) "*Nhuhuhuhugh!" "WOWIE! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD STIR THAT FAST UNDYNE!" "*Turn the heat up!" (clicking sound) "*Higher!" "I THINK THAT'S AS HIGH AS IT CAN GO." "*Nonsense! let me do it." (Cracking sound along with sparking noises) "WOWIE! NOT EVEN MY STOVE CAN GO THAT HIGH. SANS! WAKE UP, HELP US WI-" These were some of the few things Sans heard before the stove caught on fire, and he had to move off the counter so that Papyrus could grab the fire extinguisher.

"*wow, you guys are on fire, heh heh." "*Shut up." Undyne replied aggressively and wiped some of the sludge off her face.

Papyrus finished putting out the fire and tasted a sample of the glup that once was spaghetti. "HMM, I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE ADDED MORE SAUCE." "*Well, that..failed." Undyne admitted. "NONSENSE! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT FAILURE, WE CAN JUST ADD THE SAUCE NOW!" Papyrus began adding a bunch of different sauces and spices to the pot. "*I don't think that's going to work." Undyne replied "*mustard yo-" Sans started but was cut off by the stove exploding.

Sans felt himself flying through the air, he quickly opened a short-cut outside, he landed on something hard then everything went black.

(Ha Ha...This one is certainly interesting...I wonder what will happen next...)

The last sentence was supposed to be in wingdings but the font isn't registered on =P

This story was meant to be longer and I apologise for the shortness buuut~ I just couldn't help putting that cliffhanger there. =)