Chapter 3: Your Best Friend
Flowey pov:
Flowey sprouted in the the passage between the room with all those leaves and the the room where that idiot Torial put out candy for the other monsters.
Of course it didn't occur to her that the Froggits were too intimidated by her to grab a piece and the Whimsums were too scared to even venture there.
Flowey thought to himself and silently observed the child from a safe distance, he had never seen a human act like this before nor could he predict them.
The human in question was a few meters away from him beating a froggit down with their stick.
*Voosh*
Dust slowly drifted down on the child's already very dusty hair and with a sad sigh the child walked on to look for some more prey.
Flowey giggled, then quickly popped underground to get to the next room, this was way too much fun to miss.
It's been a long time since he had seen this kind of destruction, maybe he was wrong to call the child an idiot...nah.
Flowey popped up in the room with the three stones, the kid seemed stumped and received an irritated groan from Flowey.
This is the easiest puzzle! not even that cowardly kid with the glasses didn't get stuck here.. actually none of the other humans got stuck here...except for one.
Flowey shuddered, as the memory of that human with their stupid banana and tough gloves, they got stuck here for hours. Flowey actually got so bored and tired of watching them running around swearing and punching the rocks like an idiot, that he left. Flowey didn't want a soul that was that irritating and and as clever as the rock he was punching, who just sat there taking the punches, shouting in pain and pleading with the human to stop.
Many years ago...
After a few hours Flowey came to the conclusion that it wasn't the soul that was dumb, it was the human that was the retard. He decided to try to catch up to the kid and popped up in the switches room, then Torials house, Flowey started to panic.
Where is that goddamn kid!
He practically searched the entire underground, then it hit him, what if the kid never got through the rock puzzle room? Surely the child wasn't that retarded?
But sure enough, when he popped up, there they were next to a rock sniveling, it looked like they were trying their hardest not to cry.
They punched a rock a few more times then slumped to a sitting position.
*"Ow" The rock replied.
"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING MEEE!" Flowey shouted, and immediately realized his mistake because not long after he said that Torial came running into the room.
And the rest was history, Flowey never got his soul and the child eventually died to Doggo.
Flowey looked up and saw the Human staring at him.
Crap, I zoned out!
Flowey quickly scrambled underground before they could grab him.
Talk about cutting it close, I must be more careful. I need to focus on getting that soul.
Flowey popped up underneath the trapped floor room and hid by the leaves.
The kid should definitely fall here and break one of their little delicate legs, then I will pelt them with pellets!
Flowey laughed evilly, his plan was foolproof! there was nothing the human could do to-
*Splat*
The human shook the leaves off of themself and then proceeded to climb back up. Flowey on the other-hand, now fully understood the term: "Flatter than a pancake"
It was a miracle he wasn't dead.
Wow someone has it out for me.
He pulled himself up and shook his head, a petal fell off and landed next to him. He felt like it was mocking him and he shot a pellet at it, just to miss.
The the small breeze the pellet made sent the petal drifting into the air again, Flowey sent a thorny vine at it.
*Miss*
*Miss*
*Miss*
"*AAAAAAAAAARGGHHH!"
*Miss*
*Miss*
*Miss*
*Miss*
The petal landed on his head.
"*GOT YOU NOW YOU LITTLE SH-YELP"
Flowey cried out in pain as he hit his own head, and yet still missed the petal.
*-2
The petal drifted down and landed next to him again. Flowey noticed Loox staring at him.
"*WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
"*Please dont make fun of me"
A evil grin formed on Flowey's face.
"*Oh i'm sorry, what was that? I was distracted by your GIANT UGLY EYE! I MEAN HOW DO YOU GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT? YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR THAT HUMAN, IT WOULD DO US ALL FAVOR WATCHING YOUR DISGUSTING EYE CRUMBLE INTO DUST!"
Flowey sneered, he then laughed manically at the Loox's face and popped underground. His victory made him feel a little better and he chuckled as he remembered the Loox's face.
Heh maybe I'll get lucky and that Trash-bag will kill the human, then he would just swoop in and take the soul for himself!
I should go see Papyrus, maybe I can convince him to get himself killed! Yeah that will tick that fat pig off, Hahaa!
Flowey could see it now, he was almost shaking with excitement.
I guess you could say he was Shaking like a leaf!
Ok bad puns aside, finally! the third chapter. Thank you random guest that really wanted more! This chapter wouldn't of even excited if it wasn't for you =D
In case people are confused or don't understand my style of writing:
Things in bold like this are my own personal comments.
This means the character is thinking.
Another thing is *-2, That means he lost 2Hp, I will do this often so deal with it =.=(This is my badass face)
I normally underline bad puns or things with emphas.
Also I use these lines, sometimes as a memory thing like I did in this chapter, a skip in time or the other thing. you will just have to guess what for. (Wink)
Oh and one more thing, i'm sorry for advance to those that are enjoying this, I have a bunch of other projects to finish and it's hard to get time for writing this ^^; I'll try my best to post them a fast as possible and as long as possible but I can't guarantee one a week. Sorry.