Chapter 2-the myterireus girl

Authers note shes not really a girl bc shes 18 if she was 16 that would be goss and illegal wow preverts seriously!?)

I stared at Sherlok Homes with POWER. I was not acuatly sycik I was deducting like he does bc that's really epic. But bc I was more deductful then him (Im a socapath to but like a normal one but with epic powers like Sherlok!) I decided to pretend I was sycik to see if he could tell.

"Well if ur really Sherlok Homes then u can tell who I am with ur deductive powers "I challenged him.

He looked at me with passion "My socapathicness is broken...but only with u! That must mean that ur...a socapath!?"

John was confussd like Lestrad is all the time. Except when John is confussed his face is really stupid and he looks like a fucking clown. (A stupid one like on a kids show not like an epic holloween one)

"I thought u were sycik?"

"shut up John theres no syciks don't be a bloody idiot (that's what britsh ppl say instead of fucking moron!? I know its weird, right!). Sherlok went back to me. "sorry for my friend hes a dumass. But hes like my bff so he has to stay bc I like it when hes stupid."

I yelled "BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY RIGHT!? BC im not making out with u if ur gay bc that's weird bc im strait."\

"NO no no. Johns just my bff. But! I have a secret...im on crack cocane and also maybe pot or heroine im not sure. And the vialin I play it like 24/7 all the time,." Sherlok confessed.

He was really hot when he confessed stuff.

I looked at him and we started to make out bc we had a socapath connection...

But then Lestrod waked in and said "Sherlok we need u! Someone got killed with a knife and I don't know who did it."

Sherlok whirled aroud and said "Omg Lestrod ok im coming just let me make out with that hot socapath."

John was cunfussed again. "wait didn't u arrest him?"

Sherlok was annoyed bc Johns a dumass ALL THE FUCKING TIME "wtf John that was a trap for the real culprit come on keep up."

"Hurry up bc it's a really epic crime and if we don't solve it then a person might get killed maybe John?" Lestrod was in a hurry so we left. I decided to come to bc they might need my epic socapath powers.