Well I'm back, delayed due to the FF.N glitch and it be thesis time so there is a lot of work. I hope they get that glitch fixed soon. It's really annoying. Anyhow, once again we have a ficlet based around the virgin prompt. This one has slashy leanings though if I told you the details, that would ruin the fun. Nothing R rated, really, just a bit of fun. So, just an ample warning. :)
Asking for It
"You're not a virgin?" Sanji repeated, not able to wrap his mind around it somehow. Luffy grinned hugely at Sanji from his position, cross legged, between the horns of the Merry.
"Nope," he said, digging a finger absently in his nose. "Why, do I look like one?"
Sanji decided he didn't even want to comment. He should just let it go. He should. He took a cigarette from his pocket and started to light it, then stared at Luffy again. Luffy grinned back at him.
"You're really not a virgin?"
"Nope!"
"So you had sex," Sanji said, knowing, somehow, he was going to regret this line of questioning but unable to resist. It was like picking at a scab. You knew it would heal if you just stopped but somehow the temptation was there to scrape at it with your fingernail and hope there wouldn't be pus.
"Yep," Luffy said, pulling his finger from his nose and contemplating the ball of snot on the end before flicking it out over the sea. Sanji was prepared to swear he saw it bounce.
"With a real live person," Sanji said. Luffy laughed.
"Is there any other way?" Then he looked contemplative, scratching at his chin. "Well I guess Chopper-"
"And it's not just some weird story Usopp told you," Sanji cut in, not wanting to go down that road.
"Nope."
He should have just left it at that….
"With who?"
"Nope! Can't kiss and tell!" Luffy said, resting his hands on his knees. "That ruins the fun."
"I don't believe it," Sanji said, putting the cigarette in his mouth but before he could light it Luffy was standing two feet in front of him, peering up with a manic grin.
"Want me to show you?"
And then the marines attacked.