Here's chapter 2!

(Demuth is a COTS character! (letting you know...)

It had been a whole 24 hours in the Sorel household. Raphael had hired Demuth to fix the window (because he grew tired of fixing it himself). He was working hard on the broken window, taking out the broken glass and replacing the new one. Unfortunately throughout this whole process, he was getting interrupted by a "pest"

"BOO!" Amy screamed, jumping up behind him. Demuth quickly hopped up and turned around, only to see that it was that girl again.

"Damn it, girl!" he growled as he turned back to his work. This was the third time she had done that. Amy began to giggle slightly.

"I'm sorry! I just couldn't resist it!" she said. Demuth retorted with only a growl as he continued to concentrate on the window.

At that moment Amy stopped and gasped in horror. "OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT!" she screamed, pointing at something at the floor and covering her mouth.

"WHAT'S WHAT!" he yelled in fear as he jumped up, only for his head to meet with the top part of the window with a loud thump. Amy couldn't help but laugh at his response. Demuth sat on the floor in defeat, rubbing the newly forming bump on his head. He turned his head to the girl, his face fuming red.

"Damn, girl! Why don't you go outside and do something like sell yourself!" he sneered angrily. At that moment, Amy completely stopped laughing and glared. He told her to do WHAT!

"No, you didn't just say that…" Amy said, getting ready to kick his ass. Demuth stood up, putting his hands on his hips and staring the girl down.

"What are you gonna do about it?" he said in a condescending tone, smirking at himself. Right then, she pushed him out the window.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" was all he could let out. Amy poked her head out and yelled.

"THAT'S WHAT GOERGE WASHINGTON SAID BEFORE I STABBED HER!"

"WHAT?" was the last thing the man let out in utter confusion before finally landing with a booming thud.

The very oblivious Raphael chose that moment to finally walk into the room. "Amy, what was that?" he asked, wondering about all the noise that woke him from his nap. Amy put on a fake smile.

"Nothing!" she said innocently. Raphael looked at all the debris in the room. He could hear a man groaning in agony in the distance.

"Did you just try to kill the repair man by any chance?" Raphael asked. Amy finally gave up the innocent ruse and told the truth.

"HE BASICALLY CALLED ME A WHORE!" she yelled, thinking she gave off a meaningful excuse. Raphael sighed and walked out of the room.

"…I'll call Voldo…" he said.

Later, Amy was staring up at her father, highly confused and wondering what the hell he was thinking. "I thought you hired someone to work on the window?" she asked.

"I did," he simply answered.

"Then why is there a man in kinky bondage equipment lying in the middle of my bedroom?" she asked, pointing at Voldo, who was drooling at this point. Raphael raised his eyebrow at the 50-year-old male contortionist, then finally spoke.

"That's Voldo. I called him to help," he said. Amy tilted her head in even more confusion. Meanwhile Voldo was crawling up behind her.

"Huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" he hissed, making Amy quickly turn around to stare at him some more. "Huuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" he let out again.

"Do you have allergies or something?" she asked, getting a horsed, grunting sound in response.

"Was that a cough?"

"Huuuuuuuuuuuuuurrr…"

"Leave him alone, Amy," Raphael butted in, putting a hand on her shoulder. Amy turned to her father.

"What wrong with it?" she asked.

"He has problems," Raphael answered. At that point, Voldo had begun to roll into a wheel and spin around the room in little circles. At this point, Amy was staring at him in even more puzzlement, wondering if the thing was even human. She finally had enough.

"Daddy, where do you meet these people!" she asked. Raphael sighed and answered.

"I go places…places you've never been…places you don't ever want to be…"

Meanwhile, in Asia, Xianghua and Kilik wear training vigorously. They had been in the heat of their battle for hours, going back and forth and barely stopping for breaks. The hot sun was out during the peak hours of noon. Finally, Kilik quickly struck at Xianghua, the strength of his strike knocking the sword out of her hand. Xianghua gave way to the strength of the strike, grunting in pain. She looked at her sword on the ground, then at Kilik, finally picking it up as she spoke.

"That's the third time!" she yelled. Kilik chuckled as he twirled his staff in his hand.

"I know! It's my rod! The power of my rod never fails to get me what I want!" he yelled. Xianghua suddenly stopped and stared at him, her eyes widened as her thoughts went extremely perverse.

"That SO didn't sound right…" Xianghua said. Kilik stopped and stared back at her naively.

"What do you mean, Xianghua?" he asked. At that moment, Maxi came out of nowhere, seeming deeply troubled by something.

"Oh, man! This sucks! Has anyone seen my pack of edible underwear?" he yelled loudly. Kilik and Xianghua stopped and stared at him.

(Um…maybe I should go back to the story…)

After all of that oddness, the window was finally fixed. The two Sorel's were in the dining room, take a "well deserved break" (as if they did something). Raphael was sitting at the table sipping his favorite drink, which was a thick, crimson liquid out of a wine glass. He gulped it down quickly, then finally laid down the glass and exhaled contently. He licked some that was oozing down the side of his lip, then spoke. "Ah, it's so refreshing!" he said happily. Amy, who was sitting across from him, was staring at her wine glass filled with the blood-red fluid. She finally looked over to her father.

"Daddy, why do people think we're vampires?" she asked, taking a small sip after her question. Raphael was staring at his wine glass, still stained from the juice.

"I dunno…but this V8 is the best thing I have ever drank!" he said, smiling.

Suddenly, Voldo popped up behind Amy out of nowhere, hissing loudly. Amy screamed and hopped into Raphael's lap Scooby-Doo style, staring back at Voldo in a terrified stare.

"DADDY! IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! IT'S BEEN DOING THAT FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES! She screamed.

"Just stay close to me. He might have rabies, honey," Raphael replied worriedly. Suddenly Voldo flopped onto the floor and began to break dance. The two looked back at him, staring questionably at the thing as it began to spin on it's back.

"Daddy?" Amy asked as Voldo began to do the worm.

"Just look away…" Raphael replied. Voldo jumped back up to his feet into a crouching position, then began to leap like a frog towards the window nearby. He broke through the window and began his descent to the ground. They could both hear a scream in the distance. The two got up and slowly walked towards the window, eyeing the debris and the newly smashed glass. Raphael kicked a piece of the glass and cursed.

"Oh, great! Just break ANOTHER window right after one was just fixed!" he fumed. Amy stood behind her father, still blinking and staring confusedly.

"What the f-"

"We'll have none of that, young lady!" Raphael snapped, turning around and pointing a finger.

Well, wasn't that special? Make sure to look out for chapter 3!