Well, here's Chapter 5. I'm sorry if the beginning seems too long. This is the beginning of an even funnier part I came up with so work with me people.

The next morning, Amy woke up groggy and tired. She had a really weird dream. One minute she was walking downstairs and she saw her father in his underwear, next she was being attacked by a giant tomato. The dream felt strangely real…well the first part. She HOPED the first part was a dream. She decided to walk into Raphael's room to tell him all about it. She opened the door, her eyes shooting wide as she shrieked at what she saw. Raphael was naked in bed with what looked like once of the plants from the greenhouse. Maybe he got drunk again and got beer goggles like last time when he was caught pleasuring himself with the wooden chair, she thought. Suddenly, she saw the plant move. Once it turned around, Amy realized it wasn't a plant at all, but a girl with green hair and lipstick on her face. She yawned and turned over to Raphael to wake him up. At that point, Amy slammed the door and ran out.

Sophitia was having a normal morning. She was in the kitchen cooking breakfast as the kids were in the bathroom washing up. Her husband came downstairs drowsily in his night gown as he always did. He smiled at his wife as he tiredly stretched his arms up.

"Morning, honey," he yawned, making Sophitia smile lovingly back.

"Good morning, Rothion," she answered. He smacked his lips tiredly, watching her cook breakfast. Suddenly he heard a loud groan behind him, making him swiftly turn around.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" Rothion screamed as he saw the creature behind him. It took him a second to realize it was just Cassandra. With her messy hair, nightly mask on, and angry tired glare on her face, it is hard to tell.

"Screw you…" Cassandra said to Rothion.

"Hey sis," Sophitia said. Cassandra plopped herself into a chair, then smacked her head on the breakfast table, falling fast asleep. Sophitia blinked then turned to her husband.

"I guess she stayed up too late again," she answered.

Abruptly, there was frantic loud banging at the door, which startled Sophitia and made her drop the spatula. Cassandra quickly popped her head up, revealing the red mark produced from the impact of her head to the table. Rothion's hairs were standing on end. "What on earth is that?" he asked.

"I don't know! I should check," she said, walking out of the kitchen to answer the door. She opened the door to see the preteen redhead, panting with a frightened stare on her face.

"Amy? What are you doing here?" she asked.

"I-I…Oh my God!" Amy said as if she were traumatized. She quickly wrapped her arms around Sophitia. Thinking she needed some comfort, Sophitia simply lead her in and closed the door, then walked her into the kitchen.

After making her some hot tea, Sophitia finally calmed her down so she could speak.

"Now Amy, you can tell me anything," Sophitia said in her nurturing, motherly tone. She was always the motherly one, always having people turn to her for help. Amy sucked in a breath, then spoke…or more yelled for that matter.

"DADDY WAS SLEEPING WITH A CRACK WHORE!" she let out. Sophitia froze. She couldn't believe what came out. To make matters worse, the kids just came downstairs, hearing exactly what Amy said.

"Um, Amy…" Sophitia started, staring at her children.

"Mommy, what's a crack whore?" asked Sophitia's daughter Pyrrha. Sophitia's eyes shot wide as she looked at her daughter.

"It's a type of job! Go get ready for school!" she yelled.

"Can I be a crack whore when I grow up?" she continued asking.

"NO! GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" Sophitia continued. Suddenly, Amy jumped up and quickly wrapped her arms around Sophitia at this point, almost knocking her over.

"I don't wanna go home!" she yelled

" Well, you'll have to…I can't breath…" Sophitia let out weakly.

"Wait…Mommy, Isn't Raphael gay?" her son Patroklos asked.

"And may I ask WHERE you heard that?" Sophitia asked angrily.

"Daddy says it all the time," he answered, pointing to Rothion," He always says Raphael is a pirate of butts and likes sausage or something like that," Sophitia glared at her husband. Amy just stood there like a deer in the headlights.

" He's bisexual, honey. Bisexual," Sophita finally corrected.

"What's bisexual?" Patroklos asked, tilting his head naively.

"I'll tell you another time, go follow your sister!" Sophitia said, getting stressed at this point.

"Bi-WHAT!" Amy finally yelled. Sophitia turned to her as she remembered 'Oh crap! Amy's in the room!'

"Nothing," Sophitia said, "Think nothing of it,"

At this point, it was Cassandra's turn to enter the conversation. Her face was beet red.

"Raphael is cheating on me…AGAIN! THAT BASTARD!" She fumed. Sophitia turned to her younger sibling and sighed. She knew where this was going.

"Now, Cassandra-"

"That's it! I'm leaving him…FOR GOOD!" Cassandra screamed, banging her fists on the table.

"But that's what you said the forth and fifth time he cheated," Sophitia said. Amy went back to the deer in the headlights look. Never in her life had she seen Raphael this way. Cassandra continued to fume.

"I mean it this time!" she yelled, crying at this point, " I'm tearing all his pictures off my wall!"

She ran into the back room, sobbing loudly. Sophitia followed.

"I'm not going to be cleaning up the mess again!" she yelled from the back room.

Amy still stared out, both confused and shocked at the same time. Rothion shook his head and sipped his cup of coffee.

"Women," he sighed.

Meanwhile at home, Raphael was finally revealing what he had done last night to Seigfried.

"I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!" Seigfried squealed like a distressed woman, his eyes watering up and all.

"I can't help it! I'm bi!" Raphael said back to him

"That doesn't mean you had to stick your sword in her!"

"She wanted it," Raphael said like a whore.

"I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WE NEVER MADE LOVE ANYMORE!" Seigfried yelled back.

" I'm sorry! I'm just beginning to flow more towards women, okay!" Raphael said back.

" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! AFTER ALL OF THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME!"

"Siggy--" Raphael said, trying to calm him down.

"DON'T YOU SIGGY ME!"

"You're making my ears bleed…" Raphael said to him, sticking a finger in his ear to scratch it.

"GOOD, MY HEART IS BLEEDING!" he cried loudly.

Raphael raised his eyebrow. That sounded unusually EMO. Finally he put that to the side and continued.

"Siggy, please don't act like this," Raphael pleaded.

"I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU RIGHT NOW! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Seigfried screamed, pointing at the door. Raphael stared at his finger for a while with his eyebrow raised, then finally chose to speak.

"Umm…"

"GO!"

"Seigfried…this is my house," He finally stated.

"OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN CONTROL OF YOU ANY LONGER! NOW I SAID GO, WALK OUT THE DOOR, JUST TURN AROUND NOW, CUZ YOUR NOT WELCOMED ANYMORE!"

Raphael still stared at him confusedly. Did he just quote "I will Survive"?

"This is really my house," Raphael continued.

"SCREW YOU!" Seigfried screamed as he stomped out of the house, "WE'RE OVER!"

Raphael simply watched as he hurriedly rushed out, slamming the door behind him. Honestly, he was ready to break up with him. He simply sighed with relief.

The drama wasn't over yet. Out of nowhere, he heard another knock at the door. Tira, who was walking down the stairs in a robe, suddenly ran to answer it. She opened the door to see it was Sophitia and Amy.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Sophitia asked, now getting more confused.

"Nothing. I was just leaving…" Tira tried to lie. Amy suddenly pointed at her.

"That's the crack whore!" Amy said.

"What did you call me?" Tira growled, raising her fist. Sophitia quickly moved in between the two.

"Now, Tira. Leave her alone. We came here to speak with Raphael," She said.

"Fine," Tira groaned, walking back into the house and letting them in.

"You know her?" Amy asked.

"Yeah, she was going to baby-sit my kids later. She seemed rather eager to do it too," Sophitia answered, "RAPHAEL, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU! WHERE ARE YOU!" she continued to yell. Raphael slowly came to the door.

"I'm here! Stop yelling," he said in an irritated tone. He saw Sophitia standing there in the doorway with her arms crossed and her foot tapping. He knew from past experiences, that meant trouble.

"What now?" he groaned, "Is Cassandra bitching about me not seeing her again?"

Upon hearing this, Sophitia quickly kneed him in the balls, causing him to immediately squeal like a five year old girl and fall to the floor.

"JEEZE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Raphael yelled, still grabbing his jewels.

"YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF…" Sophitia started, beginning a series of kicks to his groin.

"AMY, HELP ME!" Raphael screamed. Amy simply stood there with her arms crossed, watching this event. She would help him, but wasn't this the same guy who grounded her?

The horrible torture of Raphael's bits continued, until they were interrupted by the sound of the doorbell ringing. Sophitia stopped, hearing the doorbell.

"I'll be nice and let you finish that. It's probably Cassandra coming to finish you off anyway," she saied. Raphael slowly rose to his feet, barley being able to walk. Though struggling, he finally managed to limp to the front door and answered. He gasped out of astonishment. .His heart nearly jumped out of his mouth when he saw who it was.

"YOU?" he exclaimed.

To be continued…

So, who IS the person at the door? Tune into the next chapter to find out!