Disclaimer: The following is a fan based fanfic, Dragonball Z belongs to Akira Toriyama, please support the official release.

I am a fan of the series Dragonball Z abridged and have decided to model Goku/KaKarot after the portrayal of him in DBZ abridged as I felt it would allow for more humor in this story.


Vegeta woke to find Bulma's head nestled against his chest in the afterglow of their lovemaking. He felt himself smile, something he hadn't don't in a long time. He felt content for the first time in years, a feeling he had not felt since his father was taken by Frieze and he had become king. He had given up hope long ago that his father was still alive., no one would be able to survive captivity for almost 15 years now. Vegeta made a fist in anger at the thought and accidently squeezed some of Bulma's hair.

"Ow, what was that for you jerk?! You've got a lot of nerve!" Bulma yelled, rubbing her head. "What the hell?!"

"Woman, would you quit your blubbering? I only tugged your hair a little bit! What are you complaining about?"

"You jerk face, that wasn't nice. I was getting in my beauty rest."

"Wench, no amount of sleep will help that face of yours." Vegeta said trying to appease her. However, by the look on her face that was not the best way to say that she was beautiful no matter how much sleep she got. Women were such strange creatures.

*Wack* Vegeta felt a momentary sting as Bulma slapped him in the face.

"Why you!" Vegeta said grabbing Bulma and flipping her so that she was under him. Vegeta grabbing her wrists with one hand and used the other to point to his cheek she had slapped. "Now that hurt, kiss it betters." Vegeta pouted playfully. Surprisingly, his banter with her and her slap only succeeded to turn him on.

Bulma signed, Vegeta clearly had a lot to learn with regards to women. This realization defused her temper and she brought her head up to place a kiss on Vegeta's cheek. At the last second he turned his head so that her lips met his. What she meant to be a quick peck turned into a more passionate kiss as Vegeta's tongue slipped between her lips.

Not to be out done, Bulma began to duel her tongue with his. They fought for supremacy both never yielding. Vegeta decided to break the kiss; he wanted to place his mouth on other areas of her body. He brought his mouth to her neck so he could pay homage to his mating mark on her neck.

He brought his other had down to her womanhood; he stroked and circled her clit then moved to her entrance. Bulma let out a moan but not out of pleasure. "Too sore." She whined.

"I can fix that, little one. Saiyen saliva has healing properties, if you hadn't noticed your mating mark has already healed." Vegeta moved down her body placing kisses along the way to his destination. His tongue flicked her clit before divulging into her folds. He used his tongue to mimic the movements of what his manhood would be doing soon.

Bulma squirmed under Vegeta's skilled tongue. She was feeling better already. His tongue was great but she was beginning to realize she needed something thicker.

"Vegeta, please I need you," she begged, wiggling her hips.

Vegeta grinned against her. Lifting his head, "Turn over, on your hands and knees." Vegeta moved so that she could do as he commanded. Once she was settled Vegeta moved behind her, placed his cock at her entrance and thrust into her.

Bulma moaned and bucked against Vegeta in pleasure as he thrust against her. He brought one hand to her breast and began to play with her nipple causing her to buck even wilder against him as he thrust. Vegeta chuckled and moved his hand to her clit. He began to circle it with his singer before deciding to kick it up a notch. He concentrated a small amount of his Kai into his finger. The added stimulation along with his thrusts caused her to be pushed over the edge. Her walls squeezed him as she came which triggered his own orgasm.

The loud knocking on the bedchamber door woke Vegeta and Bulma from their slumber after their second round of lovemaking. Vegeta growled at the door as one of his guards came bursting into the room. The guard glanced at the bed where Bulma struggled to draw the covers above her body to cover her nudity before giving up and deciding to roll off the bed and hide under it. Vegeta meanwhile had scrambled out of bed, not caring about his nudity to get in the guard's face.

"What is the meaning of this? How dare you invade my bed chamber!" He growled.

"Sire, please don't punish me, I only came because we have a situation regarding one of the potential mates!" the guard stammered.

"What happened to one of my girls?" Bulma demanded, "They've been through enough without some monkey pawing at them."

"Who are you calling a monkey!?" Vegeta demanded. "Atto, what is going on? Who would be foolish enough to defy me?"

"Ah, it's Kakarot sir." Atto replied.

"Ha, Kakarot!? Good joke, Atto, that boy wouldn't know what a pussy is even if you showed him one, let alone know what to do with one." Vegeta laughed.

"That's not the point, one of your monkey's touched one of my poor innocent girls!" Bulma yelled. Forgetting her nudity she emerged from the covers and would have made it out of the bedchamber had Vegeta not grabbed her and quickly wrapped a sheet around her.

"Get dressed first, no one gets to see what mine naked! We will then deal with this matter together!" Vegeta growled, "Come on." With the Vegeta dragged his mate into his closet to get dressed.

ChiChi shouted out her ecstasy as she came while riding Kakarot who let out a groan of his own. She had been unable to stop thinking about him after he had left her at her bedroom door when the party ended and all she had gotten was a hug. She knew from talking with him that he sensed that she was something special to him but the man had the mentality a five year old when it came to the opposite sex. It was like he had never had anyone explain the differences between men and women to him.

She smiled at his naiveté, it was adorable and refreshing to be with someone who didn't demand to take the lead all of the time, and honestly with the men on Frieza's ship it was like they were trying to prove their manliness by always trying to dominate her. Not that Kakarot relied on her to take the lead all during the night; in fact his dominant side turned her on more than she would have ever believed. However, he also sensed her own need to express her sexuality, as she needed but had not been allowed to act on.

Kakarot sat up and kissed his mark he had placed on ChiChi's neck causing her to shiver with delight. She felt so content and safe for the first time in ages. As Kakarot began sucking her neck she noticed he had grown hard inside her again. She moaned as he slowly began to thrust into her from beneath her.

The crash of the bedroom door bursting open had Kakarot flipping them so that ChiChi was beneath him and protected as Kakarot withdrew from her and sprang from the bed ready to defend his mate from attach. Who dared to enter his room interrupted his special fun time!?

"Kakarot, what the fuck are you doing cover yourself, my queen does not need to see your cock! The only cock she should ever see is mine." Vegeta snarled as he grabbed Bulma and thrust her behind him to try to prevent her from seeing the sight of a naked Kakarot standing in front of them, still fully erect ready to defend the woman who had started shrieking in to bed.

"OMG ChiChi?! Are you ok? Did this monkey hurt you?!" Bulma shouted as she ran over to her friend who appeared to be trying to bury herself in sheets to hide her nudity and her bright red face.

"Kakarot, explain yourself." Vegeta demanded.

"Well, you see, Vegeta buddy, I followed your orders not to do anything improper after dinner as best I could but…"

"Then how is it that I come to find you in this position? And put some pants on for god's sake!"

"Anyway I took ChiChi back to her room and I hugged her. I couldn't resist it Vegeta. She is just so soft and tiny and cuddly and delicate, like a pet Fluffernutter! I feel really bad and I know you'll want to punish me for it. I will accept any punishment you see, good buddy. But first I must make sure ChiChi is fully satisfied with our Special Fun Time. We were kinda in the middle of it." Kakarto said, turning back to the mountain of blankets that was ChiChi.

"I'm not talking about the hug, you moron, when I said no mating what did you think I meant?"

"No hugging!"

Vegeta took his hand and brought it to the bridge of his nose. Kakarot was going to be the death of him one day with his childlike mind. Meanwhile, Bulma appeared to be talking quietly with ChiChi, who, apart from looking extremely embarrassed, appeared none the worse for the wear. He looked up at the ceiling as though looking for patience before he began.

"Kakarot, mating is caused by having sex, not hugging. You were allowed to hug ChiChi but I meant no sex! These women have been through a lot and we need to be gentle with most of them."

"But we didn't have sex, ChiChi and I had Special Fun Time, she even has my mark from our Special Fun Time."

"OH MY GOD, KAKAROT!" Vegeta shouted, smacking his face with the palm of his hand.

Bulma could tell Vegeta looked ready to explode, so she left the pile of blankets that was ChiChi and returned to her mate to try to sooth him. She wrapped her arms around him. As she did this, there was a silence in the room as everyone gaped at Kakarot. Then, from the pile of blankets, came an explosion of laughter. ChiChi emerged wrapped in a sheet and walked over to Kakarot holding a pair of pants.

"Kakarot, sweetie, here are you pants, put them on while I explain." ChiChi said peaking him on the cheek. "Bulma, I was trying to follow the no mating policy, especially once you selflessly agreed to be the first one mated but I couldn't sleep. I was restless and scared and I wanted Kakarot. I needed him to hold me, so at about midnight I got up and went and found his room. I had already started to feel some of the bond so I could sense where his room was. I went and knocked on his door and when he opened it, he was nervous but he couldn't refuse my request for him to hold me. I hadn't meant to start anything but I kissed him as thanks, however as soon as our lips touched, need filled me. Our kiss transformed from chaste into something more. I needed to take my own destiny into my hands; I knew I couldn't let anyone tell me when I was allowed to mate. I seduced Kakarot. I took the lead. I decided my own fate for once."

"Oh ChiChi," Bulma said, walking over to her friend and hugging her "then, I'm glad you took control of your own destiny and mated Kakarot."

"Well, I'm glad you were the one who instigated the mating, but the fact remains, Kakarot still went against my direct order, there will have to be some punishment," Vegeta reminded the group.

"But, Vegeta, ChiChi not only consented, she initiated this by her own admission." Bulma said.

"Yes, but I need to remind everyone that they need to listen to me, there for, Kakarot, you get to be my sparing partner for the next month. Perhaps you'll be so sore you wont even think to disobey me again." Vegeta said.

"I accept your punishment, King Vegeta." Kakarot solemnly vowed.

"Very well, I expect to see you at training field 1 after breakfast. Now, my mate and I have other matters to attend to, until then." Vegeta grabbed Bulma, waved his hand in dismissal and walked out of the room. ChiChi and Kakarot could hear him saying something about the monkey remark and how naughty that comment was to Bulma as they left.

"ChiChi turned to Kakarot, hugged him and said, "I'm sorry you are being punished for my actions, it's not fair."

Kakarot bent down and kissed ChiChi on the nose, "ChiChi, that's not a punishment, Vegeta is the best fighter we have, it is an honor to be able to spar with him. And if I get hurt, I'll get even stronger when I heal! Besides, Vegeta is usually my training partner anyway this is nothing new. He may throw harder punches now though, that is all." Kakarot smiled down and her, "Now where were we, oh yes, let's go finish our Special Fun Time!"


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