Disclaimer: Will reference some light novel stuff.

This project is manly so I can practice writing and show my love for Konosuba.

I would say this is a slice of life but might have some plot and romance.

Other than that there's not much left to say, so hopefully you all enjoy!

Chapter 3: God's Blessing on this Wonderful Drunk!

25000 Eris worth of food.. This Goddess really is trying to keep me in debt or something.

After finishing all the food, we left with the guild. I carried Megumin on my shoulders since she just so happened to pass out before we left. As we were walking down the dimly lit streets of Axel, Aqua spoke up.

"I'm sorry Kazuma" she whimpered, her head low.

"What for?"

"I may have gone overboard with the food. I was just really hungry…"

"Oh that? It's fine really, we ordered enough to last us till tomorrow. And you didn't run me into debt so that's a plus." She didn't seem satisfied with my answer so I placed a hand on her shoulder. "Oi don't look so down, I forgive you."

"Thanks, now get your hand off me you perverted NEET." This bitch! I care about her for a second and she says that! Ugh

"Don't call me that, you useless goddess!" I said pulling my hand from her shoulder.

Aqua giggled.. HUH? Where the hell did that come from? "Oi! WHat are you laughing at!?"

"It's just that our constant arguing is a bit funny, don't you think? We're like an old couple!"

She said, holding back her laughter. "Also the face you make whenever you're angry or confused is the best! THAT ONE! THE FACE YOU'RE MAKING RIGHT NOW!" She couldn't stop laughing.

"HEY YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF ME YOU AIRHEAD! STOP LAUGHING YOU WORTHLESS GODDESS!" My face was red as hell, I knew about how dumb I looked sometimes but hoped nobody would really point it out. Everything she said was true. I thought I even heard Megumin laugh at me. No actually I swear I heard her laugh.

"Megumin.. Are you really passed out?" no answer… no she's definitely faking it. I poked her face a bit. I don't exactly know if she's ticklish or not so I tried tickling her. She moved little and I think I saw a smile.. So I dropped her.

"OWW! KAZUMA!" Yep I knew it.

"Megumin. I only have one question. Why?"

"Well I- uh i really don't know i just didn't feel like i could walk so i thought you'd carry me."

Really? That's all.

"Well if you didn't feel like you could walk straight on your own I could've held you hand or something." I would have been fine carrying her too but if she could stand it would take some pain off my back.

"Yeah that sounds uh good." She murmured reaching for my hand. She missed the first time but got it the second time.

"I've got your other hand, okay? Just to make sure you don't slip." Aqua said grabbing Megumin's hand.

"Oh Uh Yeah thanks."

So we all walked through Axel, hand-in-hand.

Once we arrived at the mansion we all went to the living room. Aqua placed some left overs in our refrigerator, made by Vanir of course. Megumin was a bit light headed and decided to go to her room and sleep. It was pretty late so I decided to turn in, too. Before that Aqua begged me to read her a bedtime story, as I sort of predicted earlier.. Maybe my secret power in this new world is future vision?

A/N: And with that the first "arc" is over. This wasn't very planned out if I'm being honest, future chapters might have more cohesiveness and focus. These chapters weren't exactly edited too much either. Basically this is what i first typed. They might also be a bit longer but that depends. Next chapter is gonna be cutesy i think, i haven't decided yet. Anywho catch you all next time!