Disclaimer: Will reference some light novel stuff.

This project is manly so I can practice writing and show my love for Konosuba.

I would say this is a slice of life but might have some plot and romance.

Other than that there's not much left to say, so hopefully you all enjoy!

Chapter 4: God's Blessing on this Wonderful Bed!

It was pitch black out when I heard a light knock at my door.

"Who is it?"

"M-Megumin. Can I come in?" Megumin?! Why is she awake at this hour? She's probably hungover or something.

"Sure, come on in." Megumin gently opened and closed the door. "What do you need?" I asked her rubbing my eyes.

"I kinda just woke up. I threw up on the floor in my room and decided to come here."

"Well what do you want from me?"

"I just wanted to sleep with you." My dreams of living in another world has finally come true. I was hoping I'd have girls all over me the minute I set foot in this world, but better late than never. "Oi, get your head out of the gutters you know what I meant." Shit she must have telepathic powers or something.

"If that's all you wanted, sure I'll allow it. Just don't say a word about this to anyone, got that?"

"My lips are sealed." Megumin said as she climbed into bed next to me. This'll suffice for now, I suppose.

Being close to each other and all both our faces were growing red. Years of being a shut in really haven't prepared my heart for this, have they? We were facing away from each other at the moment, as to avoid making this situation anymore awkward.

"Can we talk?" Megumin asked poking my back.

"Uhmm sure, what do you have on your mind?" I asked still facing away from her.

"You know it's quite rude to not face someone when you're speaking to them, right? I know you're a shut-in so you may not have much social experience." Jeez she really doesn't have such a great image of me, now does she? So I caved and faced her face to face. My bed's not exactly a king sized bed or anything, so our faces were mere inches apart. My heart really can't handle this situation, I might die here.

"So.. what's on your mind?"

"I wanted to thank you for taking care of me when I got drunk. I would also like to apologize for getting drunk." Megumin whispered. I never did ask her about how or why she got drunk… but I don't want to put her through a guilt trip or anything. Besides I have a pretty good idea as to how she pulled it off. Putting Darkness to sleep, then sneaking off to the guild.

"Well it's one of the perks to having teammates. We watch each others backs and take care of each other in times of need. And don't worry about what you did, it's fine."

"I guess you're right.. I don't think I thank you enough though.. For letting me join you team."

"I should be the one thanking you. You're the main reason this team gets any quests done!"

"You idiot." She giggled,"Can you just let me thank you and accept it. You don't have to try and return the favor. Right now I just want to appreciate everything you've done for me and thank you."

"Oh I'm uh-" Megumin wrapped her arms around me as I was about to apologize. Damn I really don't have a clue on what do in a situation like this.

"It's okay Kazuma, you don't have to say a word." Megumin said as she placed her head on my chest. "Just calm down, your heart's about to jump out of your chest." At that moment being so close to her, I realized something. Wait her breath doesn't smell like she threw up.. So that means she made that up as an excuse! As I began to calm down and my eyes became heavy something else came to mind.

WAIT THIS ISN'T RIGHT IF SOMEBODY SEES THIS I'M GONNA BE LABELED AS A LOLICON FOREVER!

Actually thinking more about that it doesn't seem like to bad of an idea… oh shit

After the initial panic, Megumin's embrace brought me a lot of peace. It felt nice. Tonight I truly felt appreciated. I decided to return the embrace as my eyes slowly became heavy.

This truly is a wonderful world.

A/N: This was mainly to add a little more zest to my fanfic. Hopefully everyone enjoyed. Next chapter should be out sometime this week and will include some actual story and plot maybe. Also chapter will probably stay around 700 to 1000 words long. I want to make my fanfic an easy read cause I know that a 4000 word long fanfic can drag on sometimes. So I'll keep it short and sweet for now. Till next time!