A/N: If you're a fan Excel Saga, keep your eyes peeled for a couple cameos. Also here's the 3rd set of Bios:
Sakura: A girl from Cocoyashi like Nami... well I won't get that much into it as it will be too much of a spoiler for the Biju Biju fruit. She's in love with Sasuke and has a strange rivalry with Ino over him that borders on friendship. She's extremely strong and her strength often scares others... it is said that's she's stronger than Zoro... She one of Chopper's assents.
Inner Sakura: A voice in Sakura's head that says something when the time's right to, it is hinted that Ino, Kyubi and for some reason Luffy know about Inner Sakura.
Tia: Tia is a tomboy mamodo, she is infamous for her names "Tia the Tomboy" or the less faltering "Tia the Strangler" even after her memories were erased she still had that violent nature that made her famous back in the mamodo world, her known victims include: Hyde, Kanchome, Usopp and Zatch. She is in love with Zatch and has a friendly rivalry with Kolulu and a not-so friendly rivalry with Penny. Her powers involves defense, shields and swords.
Chapter 3: Food and Friends
It had been two since they arrived on Pure Island. Just about everyone was hungry, though there were those who had food, Zatch quickly found out that the island was ripe with yellow tail, those who weren't turned off by his eating habits (it whole while possibly still alive) were hungry but since at this point it was everyman for himself he wouldn't share. Kanchome always had his stash of candy but it took the combined efforts of Kolulu and Yuki to find out where it is. They tied him up, Yuki took the angle of being benevolent while Kolulu played a loose cannon with nothing left to live for and took the malevolent approach… in other words Good cop, bad cop…
"Where is the candy!" demanded Kolulu.
"I don't know…" said Kanchome.
"Tell us where it is now!" yelled Kolulu.
"There, there you can tell us…" sauid Yuki.
Tia would have been a better bad cop but she wanted no part in this…
Sanji threatened his emergency food supplies… of course Chopper, Akamaru and Kiba were angry...
They even found a white dog… or was it a cat… and wanted to cook it… but a hyper blonde girl claimed that it was her emergency food supply…
The only one on the ship0 willing to share was Akamaru, sadly no one wanted to eat his dog food.
Despite these, the sane half the crew knew that it had only been three days and this was nothing worry about.
On the third day Naruto was just lying on the deck and he heard the screech of a bird of prey. He looked up and saw some sort of bird, then he saw there was a letter tied to one of it's legs. It was addressed to "Which ever Straw Hat find it first…" he opened it and read it, it said that a certain someone was coming for a visit but don't tell Naruto, Sanji or Ino… he wanted it be a surprise so don't tell them (unless you one of them), the P.S. made him extremely happy though, it said "I know you are currently docked on Pure Island, I bet due to Luffy, Naruto and Ino… any Devil Fruit eaters that the crew has gained since I saw you last will cause problems getting supplies… I am giving permission that you can eat the bird that delivered the letter to you…" read Naruto.
Naruto stared at the bird… the bird sweatdroped... Naruto quickly transformed into his half demon form and grabbed the bird… crushing it's bones and killing it instantly.
"I have lunch!" said Naruto.
"Yay!" cheered Luffy.
After the meal Usopp thought of something…
"You know I was thinking… why didn't we just use disguises to back into town…" said Usopp.
"You mean the ones they don't want to capture… right?" asked Sasuke.
Usopp nodded.
"Why didn't anyone think of this before…" said Naruto.
"We weren't thinking…" sighed Nami.
Meanwhile in the island in the palace, Sara was looking though various old books that she had never seen anyone read… none of them were written by the profit.
"I just hope this isn't a wild goose chaise…" thought Sara.
Later in town…
"Can someone tell me why I'm dressed like this?" asked Zoro.
"We need to where disguises so they won't recognize us…" said Sakura wearing a red dress with black shorts underneath it.
"That's right…" said Nami wearing a yellow t-shirt and long green skirt.
"That's not what I mean… I mean why do I have dress up like a girl…" said Zoro, he was dressed in a long sleeved sky blue shirt with a blue mini-skirt, he also wore a long black wig to complement it.
"Don't forget you're also wanted by the marines…" said Sasuke, dress in a blue shirt with a high collar with a fan symbol on the back and white shorts.
"He's right you could get into a lot of trouble…" said Kaya wearing a pink hat, pink t-shirt and blue jeans.
"I think you actually make a pretty girl Zoro…" said Sanji wearing a white shirt with red hearts place where his nipples should be and red pants.
"At least I'm not dressed like a weirdo…" said Zoro.
"Do you mean Sanji or my brother?" asked Kiba dressed in a grey jacket with black fur trim on the slaves and hood which he wore up and grey pants.
He pointed to Usopp who was wearing a weird mask and cape… i8t was a very bad not to mentioned weird disguise.
"This not weird…" said Usopp.
"It is…" said Kiba.
Akamaru who was always riding on Kiba's head barked in agreement.
"W-we should get our supplies now…" said Hinata wearing a baize jacket and blue pants.
Elsewhere on the island a small boat arrived, on the sails was a pink rabbit and a blue cat a symbol feared on the Grand Line. Inside the boat there were two girls, a teenaged boy and a young boy who had puppet like joints.
""This might be a good place for a date…" said the teenaged boy.
"I already told you! I will only date you when you defeat Tachi… and that hasn't happened yet!" yelled one of the girls, she had short blue hair with a blue baseball cap over her head.
"What if they can't defeat Tachi though…" said the other girl with wait long pink hair that was covered in a white sun hat.
"Sis don't worry… he will…" said blue haired girl.
"If you want help in defeating Tachi why can't we just join the Straw Hats?" asked the pink haired girl.
"We are not joining them… so what if they have 8 mamodos with them… we are not join Captain Oblivious and his band of Idiots…." said the blue haired girl.
"So you'd rather hang out with him then hang out with the straw hats?" asked the puppet like boy.
"Her heatr4id for pirates is that storage… so much is that she's hang out with a perv…" said the pink haired girl.
The blue haired girl sighed, "Let's just get supplies…" said the blue haired girl.
The group approached the gate and guard said "Only one at time…"
All 4 went though and heard a bell…
"Looks like the whole group- this time…" said the guard with a smirk.
The group was walking though town when the men in white uniforms showed up.
"In the name of Pure Island we will imprison you for your evilness…" said one of the men.
"He did it! I saw him do it!" yelled the blue haired girl.
"What happened to our deal?" asked the teenager.
"Oh yeah…" said the blue haired.
"We can take care of them…" said the pink haired girl beginning to glow pink.
"Oh yeah… I'm ready…" said the teenager taking out a turquoise spell book.
"Time for a fight…" said the blue haired girl taking out a rapier from pocket space
About 10 minutes later at a market, they straw were looking around.
"Get them…" said a voice.
"We can't let those 4 escape!" yelled a voice.
"4…" said Nami.
"Do you think it's…" said Sakura.
"Jikar!" yelled a voice.
A strong wind blew.
"Ki beam!" yelled another voice as there was a pink light.
"Star of the night!" yelled another voice.
Just then the group ran though the market quickly.
"I blame you Eido!" yelled the blue haired girl running though while holding her sword.
"Ko… it's not my fault…" said the teenager named Eido flying on a skate board.
"Who's ever fault this is we have to escape…" said the puppet like boy.
"Hyde's right…" said the pink haired girl.
Then the guards ran past the straw hats. When everything the cleared all the Straw Hats sweatdroped.
"Were you going to say those 4?" asked Sasuke.
"I was going to say Luffy, Naruto, Zatch and someone else…" said Sakura.
"Should we help them?" asked Kaya.
"Well they are our friends…" said Kiba.
"I'll go…" said Zoro.
"Me too…" said Sasuke.
The fallowed the guards.
"Be careful Sasuke!" said Sakura.
"We should really finish up now… we can do more tomorrow…" said Nami.
"Yes Nami!" said Sanji in a loving way.
The gauds ran past an alley with Garbage cans. When all them past the group came out from behind the trash cans.
"That was close…" said the blue haired girl named Ko.
"So what's next?" asked Eido.
"Hey!" came a voice.
All 4 of them got into defensive position until they saw who it was.
"Stick up Your Asshole… what are you doing here?" said Ko.
"We saw you were in trouble… so we came to help you…" said Zoro.
"Zoro…" said the pink haired girl.
All 4 members began ot laugh.
"Save it door later we have to get out here…" said Zoro.
Right…" said the group of 4.
They managed to the gate once again and like last time they managed to get past, unlike last time the guard stayed asleep, they managed to get the Merry Go.
"What your back already?" asked Naruto.
"Where's the food…" said Luffy.
"We ran into some friends…" said Zoro.
"Really who?" asked Zatch.
"Hey Ino, Robin!" yelled Eido who was flying on his skateboard again.
"Eido… mast…" said Ino.
Eido crashed into the mast.
"The youngest one in curls…" sang Eido in a daze.
Hyde jumped onto the deck and slapped Eido.
"Ow what was that for…" said Eido.
"What do you think?" asked Hyde.
"Hyde!" said Yuki happily.
"Oh hi Yuki…" said Hyde blushing a little.
"It figures that Perverted Sk8ter Boi would crash into the mast…" said Ko jumping onto a ship.
"Hi guys!" said the pink haired girl jumping onto the ship.
"Hey Ko… are you ready join my crew?" asked Luffy.
"The answer is still no!" yelled Ko.
The pink haired girl gave a sad smile as a greeting.
"I see Tachi is still controlling Trent…" said Brago.
"Yeah…" said the pink haired girl, "Ko offered Eido if he beats him she'll go on a date with him…"
Ino gave a laugh, "Funny…"
"Why don't you guys just join up? Wouldn't be easier for you?" asked Tia.
"I'd love to…" said the pink haired girl.
"Usa… we are not join…" said Ko.
"That's the resin…" said the pink haired girl named Usa.
Later The rest of the Straw Hats found that Ko was in the Crow's nest throwing Kunai at Luffy and Naruto. The others just watched with sweat drops.
"I am never joining as musician!" she yelled.
"You are joining!" yelled Luffy.
"She's saying no, no but her sexy body is saying yes, yes…" said Kyubi.
"Naruto!" yelled Ko.
"What you want us to get kill she can sense your perverted thoughts…" thought Naruto.
"Well we all have to go sometime…" said Kyubi.
There was a volley of Kunai and Shrunken.
"What's going on here?" asked Nami.
"Do we want to know?" asked Kiba.
"I guess not…" said Nami.
"Hey Ino, let's go make dinner…" said Sanji.
"You should get changed first…" said Ino.
"Can I help?" asked Usa.
"Of course…" said Sanji with eye replaced with a heart.
Meanwhile in the palace Sara had found the book she was looking for.
"Here it is…" thought Sara.
"When the next set of 100 thousand year demons appear the Legna will consume the power of all Devil Fruit Eaters, Thousand Year Demons, Tailed Beasts and their hosts in the world, once ready they will conquer the earth. However one Devil Fruit eater, one thousand year demon and one Tailed Beast Host will save the world…" read Sara, her eyes were wide.
"So Sara you found the true prophecy…" said Lily appearing behind her.
Sara dropped the book and saw that she was with a man with black bat like wings.
"Looks like you found the truth…" said the man.
"Wait so your saying is that we've been capturing people who aren't bad…" said Sara.
"It depends, it like with human, some are good, some are bad… but us all our kind are what you would call evil…" said Lily.
"Your going to take obvert hew world aren't you?" asked Sara.
"Well princess… aren't you smart…" said Lily.
Lily shot a beam at Sara, she collapsed.
"So what the plan?" asked Lily.
"We blame those that came a few days ago and I heard that 4 more appeared today…" said the man.
"Of course Don… that's perfect…" said Lily.
"Remember state that they captured the princess to the guards… that will prompt them to capture them…" sauid the man named Don.
"Of course…" said Lily, "So then the world shall be ours…"
Later on Merry Go during dinner.
"So let me get this straight, the island think that all Devil Fruit eaters, mamodo and Jinchuriki are evil… that's a little stupid…" said Ko with her hat off reveling two cat ears on her head.
"I know just because some not all of us are evil means that we will take over the world…" said Hyde.
"Sure that guy Suda, that clown mamodo, that mamodo you guys told me about and Tachi are evil that don't everyone in this room is…" said Eido.
"I wonder why they went after me and Ko" said Usa with her hat off reliving two rabbit ears on her head.
"M-maybe they considerer decedents evil too…" said Hinata.
"That makes sense…" said Sakura.
"Okay we're stay with you guys until after you get to the next island…" said Usa.
"Usa…" said Ko.
"Too bad I decided…" said Usa.
Ko sighed…
"It's so wonderful that you two will be staying here…" said Sanji.
"Great…" said Usa.
"Whatever…" said Ko.
"All right that means Ko's our musician!" said Luffy and Naruto
"Like hell I am!" yelled Ko.
"Well you will sing for us right?" asked Luffy.
"Whatever…" said Ko.
"Yay!" cheered Naruto and Luffy.
Next Time: Guards show up on the Going Merry claiming that they kidnapped the Princess... what will happen?