Stranger, you have come back!
It seem that your need to hear my fantastical legend can not be held back, that is fine for today you have come at a rather important moment
First of all, let me ask you a question
"what does make a hero be knew as such?"
The answer of course, is heroic actions
And what could be more heroically than to patrol town in search of people that may need my help!
This of course mean patrolling!
And to patrol I chose to take a curious form, the nebulous existence that is a man eating mist, along with the noise view that is the eye of a parasitic
One allowed me to cover entire blocks at a time without being found by anyone, I also looked more like some natural mist, the other worked by allowing me to see whatever anyone who was touched by my mist saw for the next few hours
It was useful to finding people in trouble...
Villains? Why would I search for villains? This is a village with a rather efficient method of dealing with those, there is also the fact that politicking on this place is so much more complicated that back in my former world
Back in Earth... Well, whatever number it had at the time... "stupid alternate worlds and their forever shifting denominators"... The point is that back in my home planet politics deal with how good politicians were with words and how much money they could take from public service without being noticed
In this world politicians did not bother with the act of stealing money, at least not those from the village itself, it would be foolish to take RYO (the national coin) when any competent member could easily track your finances
It however appears that the political moves were more centered about cover operation, and since this was a ninja village you had to deal with cover operations that were a cover operations of the cover operation that everyone else remained unaware from since it was a cover for the cover's cover
In other words it could be equivalent of saying that criminal rings were infiltrated so thoroughly by the police, that they were the ones running the whole business, from the head honcho to the underling, every one member had a badge hidden somewhere, they each were looking for how to take the others down and the only possible criminal member was the green recruit that would not be taken down because he had not yet gotten filled with secrets worth finding
It should also be pointed out, that in such hypothetical situation none of the infiltrators knew about each other for it would be a 'security risk'
Because of this I chose to ignore 3 muggings from law enforce officers, 2 drug dealing ordeals, one nightmare research institute and 3 different cases were break and entering was taking place
The latter should be pointed out, was more of an illegal search than actual burglary, but if you took it to the leadere it was far more likely to be put under the rug, or at least get a black mark on the culprit's records
"this ninja was found by a 4 years old, his ability to sneak inside a house is lacking"
Because of this I chose to focus in more important matters
A lost little dog was returned to it's home, inozuka should be far more careful with their belongings
Due to some kind of mistake an Akimichi had placed house cleaner on the pantry and the cooking oil in under the sink, it would not kill them but it would give them stomachache for a few days at the very least, preventing the clocking of Konoha's sewerage system was a favor to everyone, even to myself
A random little girl forgot to turn off a candle, it was not that much of a true risk but 32.4568% chance of a fire beginning due to said candle could not be ignored, so I sneaked inside and blew it off said candle, taking the chance to put the pink haired to bed rather than the desk where she had finally fell to dream land, I finished by closing the book and with that done I am gone
Now, what kind of heroics could I do
Is there a missing cat? Yes, appears to be so but said cat also has a rather good reason to be missing
As a result I chose to grant him a superpower, from now on he shall become indestructible!
Matter taken care of when-
-I saw a monster
Do not misunderstand
I do not mean a monster on flesh, a person who merely has physical deformities would eigther be misfortunate enough to be a mutant, or fortunate enough to be owner of Eden's shard
What I saw was a monster of soul, a person who made the slaughter house 9 look like saints
They would kill and torture, but at the end of the day survival was something that you didn't really have, a day, a week, a month at most would be your ending, but at some level you did have your own will
When I think about it like that it makes me believe they are also monsters, but at the end I justify by the fact that they are merely really twisted human beings with a screwed common sense and utterly lack of empathy
Their honestly on how broken their existence is, makes them less of a monster, though not even a little less of a dangerous being
This however was much more twisted in some sort of way, a man walking, no, skulking around in classical ninja costume, black ensemble and face mask, bandages on the legs and arms, the single opening on the eyes to reveal his identity
This person climbed the wall that protected the Hyuuga Compound, the resident know for their uptight aptitudes and utterly lack of humor
A minute latter he comes out from the same point but caring a sack filled with something that was alive
It's because of a noisy person that I once meet, an individual that could not stop herself from finding secrets and telling them to others, for her privacy was not a real thing but more of a suggestion that she always ignored
A man on his forties, you have seen only one person with the same skin color, the dignitary of cloud that came earlier this week, his reason for a visit was to sing a peace teary, but he is now kidnapping the heiress of the hyuuga house for her genetics-
I did not need to hear more from my power to know the answer
This person was not a man, he was a monster
He was a child molester!
How could it be?, he must have seen the little hyuuga heiress when she came with her parent to the conference, enamored by her cuteness, he must have been temped in kidnapping the girl
It was rather obvious, as I would also be thumped myself when in the presence of so much Moe!
But you must not misunderstand, I am a 4 years old boy, I am acceptable an acceptable pairing, but he is a 40+ years oldman who was planning to take advantage of such a little girl
Because of this I let go of the state of not being that is being a fog, I rather change for the state of a night predator that is forever cloaked in shadows, I go trough the bag relieving it of the contents and moving so fast that he is unable to do anything about it
'Moe~!'
Was my sole though upon seeing the adorable princess that I have just rescued, short but shining purple hair, pale lavender pupils that make her look even more threatening, round head and soft cheeks, no skin embellishments and with the hugginess that might surpass my favorite teddy bear...
...i Am temping to kidnap the girl myself
'No!, not rigth now!, i am a hero! I must... not... be temped!'
Finally composing myself I chose to ignore whatever the man had said, I focus on the girl in my arms
"do not worry princess, I am here for you" I said with what I am sure was a perfect face and perfect liner
I assure you that I did not ask 'path to say the most amazing one liner' nor did I use a shard to make me 'the most beautiful being for the one in front of me"
Of course I didn't
"if you excuse me for a moment" I said with a princely tone and turned to my enemy
The ninja is confused
I think he said something but I am not sure, ninja banter was not something I had been interested on and since he could have ruined my one liner I had chosen to silence him
"pathetic' I said 'to go for such a cute girl and yet have no words to defend your actions"
I chose to ignore the fact that it was me who had pressed the metaphorica 'mute' button
"taste despair" I said and let the darkness of my soul leave my body
It was a shard made from the negative emotions, a way to hide yourself from the world
The ninja was covered in it, he prepared to take a defensive position and was awaiting for an attack
He had made a mistake
Giving a last glance and a wave to the little girl I moved forward, unlike him I was not impaired by the darkness on the sighless form, I myself was able to see just fine
I also was using another power, one that would reveal all the ugly parts of my body, one tat would twit my true self in such a way that reality would have to know how dangerous I could be, and yet a form that could never been seen
In a darkness where none by myself could gaze I was a monster whose existence was hidden, hands turned on blades, a body covered in twisted muscles, so many were the changes but I did not care to remember, for they were not mean to be knew and every time it would be sighly different
I moved
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Hiashi was running for his daughter, how could he have been so blind to the danger, how could someone from a foreigner village reach his daughter's room without being found by any of the guards was not important at this moment
The important thing was stopping the cloud ninja from escaping
It was when he reached the street that he saw a goup of ANBU, one of them even had his daughter on his arms
"Hinata!" said Hiashi finally relaxing, the fact that a group of konoha had found her borough him some calm
"daddy!" said the girl almost jumping from the anbu's arm, the black haired anbu managed to keep her from falling but still made an effort to not fall over while letting her walk to his side
Hinata ran and took his robe before he managed to hug her "daddy daddy, I meet a hero!'
"I see" he said making an effort to keep some of the seriousness of his tone, he was grateful that only one of the ANBU were looking at him when he was almost at the point of crying
He turned to Anbu "thanks ANBU-san, for finding my daughter" he said to the ninja, a woman, hashi noted
"no, it was not us, we barely got here to investigate that" she said pointing down the street, "if not much of a trouble we would like to know what it is hiding so..."
Hiashi understood the request, turning to look at what he had ignored on his haste to his daughter he finally saw, part of the street was hidden in a cloak of darkness, it was a tight smoke and a few ninjas were giving tentative touches to the edge, as if expecting something to attack from inside, or it to be made of acid
One of them used his sword to touch the thing, nothing that it did not appear to suffer any damage from the contact
Sighing Hiashi said "BYAKUGAN!" and was suddenly shocked
He could not see through this thing
The 'all seeing eye' was no longer 'all seeing'
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Rock Lee groaned from his hiding spot, who would have though that a ninja molester was so hard to beat, he was blind, deaf and named! How the heck had he managed to pull of the suicide charge?
Then again, it was called 'suicide" for a reason
But leaving aside thought of the deceased he began to thing about what he had learned today
"how can I deal with a nation filled with child molesters?"
And wasn't that a shocking new?
He had knew that worlds different from one to another, but this Kumogakure liked to kidnap little girls for breeding
Rock Shuddered just thinking on the mental picture that it came to him
? You wonder why he though it was a child molesting nation? It was rather simple, as they had chose a child molester as a representative, it was rather obvious that it was everything that they themselves were
"maybe I should send them an Endbringer?"
The idea was temping, oh so very temping
But at the end he couldn't really unleash that in the world without bringing a bunch of different troubles
He therefore chose a different path
"one of bonesaw experimental virus will have to do, should I plague them with sterility, accelerated ageing, weak bones, erectile dysfunction, weakened immune system or a cancer epidemic?"
Head filled with such thought Rock chose to cut end his patrolling for the day, it would not end well if he did not take a time for preparing about it
There was also the fact that he at least had one positive feeling
'today i made my first fangirl'
Such good and warm emotions filled his heart at said thought
Others might call it dread
'silly narrator, heroes do not feel dread, we feel the call of a challenge!'
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