I Do Not Own Naruto or Any of Its Characters
A/N: Hey everyone I'm back with number 3! I got this idea from the wonderful –itanejiluver-. I hope this is to everyone's liking.
Text Messages (#3)
Neji shifted uncomfortably next to Haku. He couldn't believe he let Haku dress him for his date. Well now their date; more like a group date. It went from Sasuke taking him to the spring festival, to Haku telling Hidan, then Sasori being dragged along. That only made Sai want to come and not to mention Itachi was bring his cousin Hinata. So as far as a date goes, it wasn't one anymore.
"Would you stand still and stop pulling on your top," Haku scolded fixing Neji's shirt back.
Neji frowned. How could he not fidget in such an outfit? He had never worn anything like this when he and Sasuke went out. It wasn't like it wasn't a nice shirt, but it was no doubt Haku bought the shirt from the teen girls' section in the mall. "Easy for you to say."
"Oh relax. Sasuke is going to love it!" Haku exclaimed happily.
"Sai, you don't think it's too much?" Neji asked his texting friend.
Sai turned to look at both Haku and Neji. He noted that Haku dress like he always did. Wearing a cream lacey maxi shirt with a thin brown belt with a soft yellow camisole covered with thin tan cardigan. Neji on the other hand looked a little different. Sai noted that he was clearly wearing on of Haku's shirts. This shirt was cute in Sai opinion. It was thin crochet lavender off the shoulder sweater paired with a nice pair of skinny jeans and white Vans with matching lavender laces. "You look fine to me Neji," Sai answered.
"See, you look cute," Haku added pushing a string of Neji's hair out of his face.
Neji felt the messy bun Haku put at the top of his head secretly wanting to take it down. Of course Sai was going to agree. He was wearing a white high-low long sleeve shirt showing off his midriff.
"Here they come," Haku said waving over the group.
When Neji noticed the group getting closer he hid behind his taller friends. He was having second thoughts about his outfit. What if Sasuke didn't like it?
"Sup bitches!" Hidan yelled pulling Haku close to him.
"Try to control yourself, Hidan," Itachi said shaking his head.
Sasuke noticed Neji standing with his back towards them. "Neji?" he called out his name but Neji didn't turn around. Sasuke walked closer and put his hand on Neji shoulder. "Chibi, you ok?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't call me that…" Neji hissed lowly with a blush on his face. He hated when Sasuke called him that in front of everyone. When his eyes finally met Sasuke's he noticed him staring at him. 'Ho no' was al Neji could think. "Go on and say it."
Sasuke gave Neji a confused look. "Say what?"
Neji put his hands on his hips. "I see you staring at my clothes. So just go ahead and say I look ridiculous."
"Why would I say that?" Sasuke asked rubbing Neji's neck down to his bare shoulder.
Neji blushed a little. "You don't think I look too girly wearing this?"
If Sasuke was being honest with himself then Neji's shirt and hairdo did make him look a little more girly than normal. "A little, but its ok," Sasuke said pulling Neji against him. Neji blushed a little at the close contact and even more so when Sasuke kissed him in front of everyone.
"I told you he'd think you look cute!"
Neji pulled away from the kiss and pushed Sasuke away. "Let's just go in."
Sasuke laced their hands and led the way.
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"Hello."
"Hey."
Sai walked beside Sasori quietly. He was still trying to figure out the older male. Sasori was a real mystery to Sai, but in a good way. Sasori was most definitely a challenge and no book he's read yet has told him how to solve the mystery that is Sasori.
"Saso!" Both Sasori and Sai turned to see a tall blonde running towards them. "Hey, I thought you said you'd wait for me at the gate."
"I don't recall ever saying that," Sasori answered back not looking at the blonde.
Sai couldn't help but wonder who the blonde was. "Hello, I'm Sai," he introduced himself giving his best smile.
"Sai, who are you?" the blonde asked pointing at Sai.
"Isn't it polite to introduce yourself as well?" Sai asked tilting his head a little.
"Deidara, now who are you, hm?" he asked latching onto Sasori's arm.
Sai noticed this and also notice Sasori didn't mind the blond being so close to him. Maybe that's why he couldn't figure out Sasori. He never even thought about the red head already being in a relationship.
"Just a friend," Sai answered.
"So is he," Sasori said pushing Deidara off him. Sai couldn't help but smile a little. At least he knew now he still had a chance with Sasori.
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"Look there's that bitch Deidara!"
Haku turned his attention a few yards away and saw who he assumed was Deidara walking with Sasori and Sai. "Who is Deidara?" Haku asked.
"Just one of Sasori's many sluts. Dei's a nice guy but he is such a whore for Sasori," Hidan answered. Haku could only nod at Hidan's colorful answer. He sometimes wished Hidan would control language when they were out in public around children. "But that Sai dude shouldn't worry tho'; Sasori's totally looking forward to fucking him."
Hidan's last statement got the attention of a lady and her two sons. She instantly frowned at Hidan and mumbled under her breath. "What?!" Hidan yelled and glared at the woman.
"Let's just go to another booth," Haku said pulling Hidan away from the fuming lady.
"Yeah fuck you too you stupid bitch!"
"Hidan!" Haku yelled.
"Hm, what?"
"Can you please just stop it already, please? That woman was with her children."
Hidan frowned and pulled his arm away from Haku. "Didn't you hear what that wrinkled faced hag said about us, about you?"
Haku could only look away. Of course he heard what that lady said about them. 'Stupid ingrate fags, you people are nothing but bad news.' He had heard such things many times before. He could tell that Hidan wasn't use to being called out about his sexuality, at least not to his face anyway.
"I know what she said," Haku said lowly sitting on the nearest bench. Hidan followed and sat next to him. "I've heard and dealt with worse."
"Well as long as you hangin' with me, I'll punch a bitch in the mouth for talking about you that way," Hidan said confidently. Haku couldn't help but smile. Hidan was being nice to him in his own way and letting him know he would protect him. "Now get your sweet little ass over here." Hidan pulled Haku closer to him placing a firm kiss on his lips. Haku's blushed and shyly kissed back.
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Sasuke sighed as he watched Neji watch his brother and Hinata. It was a bit much he had to admit. "Would you stop?"
"Huh, stop what?" Neji asked.
Sasuke sighed and paid the vender for another game. "Stop eye stalking them," Sasuke mumbled trying to focus on knocking all the pins down.
"What the hell is eye stalking?" Neji asked never taking his eyes away from the other couple.
"What you're doing right now. It's creepy Hyuga…" Sasuke mentally cheered because he got all the pins down.
"Pick your prize sir."
Neji turned around and glared at Sasuke, who was currently taking a large unicorn from the vender. "It's not creepy! I just want to make sure that brother of yours doesn't try to molest my innocent cousin," Neji said matter of fact.
Sasuke sighed and shoved the lavender unicorn in Neji's arms. "Chibi, seriously? My brother molesting Hinata?"
Neji just blushed at the overly large stuff animal in his arms. "It could happen," Neji said defending himself. "He is your brother after all…" Neji mumbled the last part with a blush.
Sasuke smirked at the blushing Hyuga. "I don't recall you complaining Chibi," Sasuke purred pinching Neji's cheek.
Neji playfully slapped Sasuke's hand away. "That's not the same! I just don't want her to end up pregnant, sad, and alone."
"My brother's a good guy Neji; he wouldn't hurt her ya know…"
"Yeah, I know. I'm just protective of her is all because she hasn't had the best experience with men," Neji said.
"Besides you have a greater chance of getting pregnant than her," Sasuke said walking to a food tent.
"Yeah, I guess you're –" Neji stopped and thought about what Sasuke just said. He caught up with Sasuke. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Neji asked.
"I was just saying. It's not like they're having sex yet anyway, so it's more likely for you to get pregnant versus someone who hasn't even seen a dick."
"What the fuck Sasuke! Are you trying to get me pregnant?!"
It was Sasuke's turn to be confused. What the hell was Neji talking about? "What, no! I was just… oh come on Neji you know that's not what I meant…"
Neji folded his arms the best he could holding the large stuffed animal. He couldn't help but blush at the thought of him being pregnant by Sasuke. Neji narrowed his eyes at Sasuke before entering the tent without another word.
Sasuke just sighed and followed Neji in.
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Itachi stood at the entrance with Hinata waiting on everyone else to meet up. "It's good to get away from the prying eyes of your cousin."
Hinata could only give Itachi a small smile. She knew Neji could be a bit overbearing since her last relationship fail. "He m-means well."
Itachi sighed and wrapped his arms around her shoulders. "Yeah I know." He kissed her temple causing her to blush prettily. "I want to see you again tomorrow. After school perhaps, I could pick you up."
"Oh, y-yes I would like that a lot," Hinata answered happily. She had been enjoying the time she'd spent with Itachi. He was really nice to her. Even though they have only been officially a couple for three months. He had been taking her out for almost a year. She liked the fact that he wasn't forceful with her and didn't try to make her do anything she wasn't ready for. He let her set the pace of their relationship and she really liked that.
"So your class let's out noon tomorrow right?" Itachi asked.
"Yes, I only have two classes tomorrow."
"Sup lovebirds!"
Itachi mentally groaned because that loud voice could only belong to Hidan. He turned to see Hidan and Haku approaching them. He noted that Haku was carrying two large animals, while Hidan carried another.
"Looks like someone had fun," Itachi commented dryly.
"Hell yeah we did! I won more than this, but softy over here gave some away," Hidan said pointing at Haku.
"I didn't see a reason to bring them all back. There were a lot of kids who couldn't win their own so I gave them some of mine," Haku said causing Hinata to smile.
"That was v-very kind of you Haku," Hinata said.
"Well I wanted those little shits to suffer. You know one of those little bastards had the nerve to kick me in the leg!" Hidan exclaimed.
"You probably deserved it," Itachi commented.
"He did," Haku added. "Oh look there's Sai!"
Sai, Sasori, and Deidara approach the growing group. "I didn't know you were coming Deidara," Itachi said.
"Yeah, I told Saso to wait for me at the gate, but you know how he is, hm!"
"This loud mouth knows I don't wait on anyone," Sasori said lowly.
"Awe come on, don't be mean," Deidara whined.
"I don't see how you could stand being with these two bastards all day," Hidan said to Sai.
"It was no trouble, really. I like spending time with Sasori," Sai said with a small smile.
"So the constant arguing between these two didn't bother you at all?" Itachi asked. "I can hardly stand hanging out with the two of them together."
"It was more of a one-sided argument," Sai said shooting Deidara a glare that didn't go unnoticed by the group.
"What's that supposed to mean punk?!" Deidara hissed at Sai.
Itachi could only see things getting worse. He knew that the others weren't going to step in because Hidan loved fights, Haku and Hinata were too nice, and Sasori didn't care enough to intervene. "Alright you two knock it off."
"Everyone's here," Neji announced as he and Sasuke joined the group. "I don't believe we've met."
Deidara turned his attention to Neji. He also noted how cute Neji was and could only wonder if he was after Sasori too. "You don't need to know me pretty boy."
"Relax Dei, he's with me," Sasuke said wrapping his arm around Neji's waist.
"In that case, I'm Deidara."
Neji gave Sasuke a questioning look. He thought it was pretty weird that this Deidara person all of sudden changed his attitude. "Yeah….Neji, Sasuke's boyfriend."
Deidara smiled. "He's a cutie Sasuke." The tall blonde came closer to Neji who just gave a nervous smile.
"O….k. I'm going to take Hinata home now. Is that alright Neji?" Itachi asked.
Neji knew Itachi was being sarcastic. "Well she rode with you so it would only make sense."
"See you guys later," Hinata said as Itachi took her by her hand.
"Saso, do you want to ride with me?" Deidara asked.
"I drove…"
"Ok, then call me. Maybe we can meet up later."
Sasori just 'hn' in response to Deidara. It wasn't that he didn't like the blonde because he did in a friendly way. He just wished that Deidara dropped the idea of them being together. They had already tired being in a relationship, twice, and it didn't work.
"Well Haku's taking me home in that go-cart he calls a car," Hidan pulling Haku close.
"Fine by me," Sasori said. He and Hidan had actually ridden together.
"Good, let's go sweet cheeks!"
"Wait, what about Sai and Neji? They came here with me…" Haku protested.
"It's fine he can ride with me," Sasori causing Sai to smile a little.
"Ok, be safe and call me guys," Haku called out to Neji and Sai as he was being dragged away by Hidan.
"Come on kid, let's go," Sasori said walking away.
"Yes, see you soon Neji, Sasuke," Sai said walking with Sasori. Sasori in returned just gave them both a nod.
"Bye…"
"So you ready to go?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah…"
"Your place?" Sasuke asked rubbing Neji's lower back.
"I don't know, I wouldn't want to get pregnant," Neji replied causing both him and Sasuke to laugh.
"I'll take my chances," Sasuke whispered in Neji's ear. Neji couldn't help but shiver at Sasuke's voice.
Neji turned to face Sasuke wrapping his free arm around his neck. Pulling the Uchiha close, Neji kissed him softly. "Fine, but you have to feed me first," Neji said pulling away.
"I thought I did…"
"You did," Neji said lacing his finger with Sasuke's. "But I'm talking about dessert Uchiha."
Sasuke took out his phone.
To: Itachi
Don't wait up. Staying at Neji's tonight! =D
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*buzz buzz*
Itachi reached in his pocket and pulled out his phone. He was still sitting in his car outside the Hyuga estate when he received a text. He could only chuckle a little at his brother's text.
To: Sasuke
Be gentle, you know the poor guy has to work in the a.m.
A/N:Hey I was meaning to put this at the end of my other chapters. Please excuse any mistakes you may come across. I try to catch them all, but you know how that goes….So don't alarmed if you see something that's supposed to be something else.
***I hope everyone enjoyed this! Remember to review and shot me an idea or two if you have one. Thanks again for reading! (^.^)
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