A/N: Hey guys here's another little one-shot. I so needed my SasuNeji fix, I have missed writing about them and their pals. I know it have been forever but here it goes!

#8

Neji Hyuga

Sex: M

Age: 26

Body Type: Slim (5'6)

Looking for: Male partners

Neji sighed as he watched his friends Ino and Tenten created his online dating page. He was totally against meeting someone online because it seemed odd. It had taken months but he finally agreed to let them sign him up. They were insistent that he needed to find his future "husband" but it was so un-Hyuga like to even consider using an online dating site.

"Hey what should we put on your profile?" Tenten asked. "They want to know what your interests are and there is a space for a brief description of yourself."

"Well you can say I like reading, meditating, -"

"No, just stop!" Ino yelled waving her hands. There was no way she was letting him put such boring things on his profile. "Neji you want to attract potential dates, not scare them away."

"She's right Neju, there's so much more to you than reading," Tenten added.

Neji folded his arms, "Then what do you suggest?"

The two women begin to ponder. "I got it!" Ino said quickly.

Profile: I'm looking for someone handsome, well built, and looking for a good time. I enjoy traveling, sports, art, and the occasional party.

"Hey that's pretty good Ino. I'm sure someone will message you soon," Tenten said with a smile.

"How shallow does that make me sound saying he has to be handsome and well built? Oh and he has to be looking for a good time...? Seriously?"

"Well, I think it's simply and to the point just like you. It's not to revealing and it makes you seem approachable." Ino explained.

Neji sighed in defeat. It wasn't like they were going to listen to him anyway. Just because he let them sign him up didn't mean he had to actually meet any of the men that messaged him.

"Now to pick a profile pic," Tenten said soflty going through Neji's picture on his laptop.

"Oh, how about that one? He looks really cute," Ino gushed.

"Yeah I like that one too, how about you Neji?" Tenten asked.

Neji looked at the picture and frowned a little. It was picture Ino took of him two weeks ago when they all went out to a picnic with some more of their friends. He was wearing a lavender button down with the sleeves rolled up to the elbow and had his hand holding back some of his hair because the wind had been blowing with a small smile. "Whatever..."

"Ok, you officially have an online dating profile. I put your email in so that you will be alerted directly to your phone when some send you a message," Tenten said with a smile. "This is great."

"You said it! I am so tired of you not bringing a date to anything. You deserve to be happy. Tenten and I have a very good feeling about this," Ino said as she looked down at her buzzing phone. "Oh, I gotta go. I'm late for my dinner with my future in-laws."

Neji rolled his eyes. "Tell Naruto and company I said hello."

"Will do. Hey you riding with me Tenten? I could drop you off at Shino's."

"Yeah, see this weekend Neji," Tenten said as her and Ino left Neji apartment.

Neji sat for a while just staring at his profile on his computer screen. Deep down apart of him wanted what Ino and Tenten had. They were in love and it showed without them even having to say it. Ino and her high school sweetheart, Naruto, were finally getting married in three weeks. Tenten and Shino had been dating for two years and he was sure Shino was thinking about marriage soon too just based on conversations with him. That left him out since he had been single for five years. If he had been honest with Ino and Tenten, they would have known how embarrassed he was not being able to have a successful relationship. The online profile was just the icing on the cake.

...

Neji walked slowly to his office as he sorted through a few papers along the way. His phone had been going off quite a bit over the past two days and he wasn't sure even wanted to see the people who wrote him. What if they were creeps..? Neji shudder at the thought of some weirdo wanting to meet him. Once in his office he sat behind his desk and leaned back in his chair. He closed his eyes briefly trying to remember what he had planned for the weekend. He knew Ino and Tenten would be at his place a little after he got off like they were every Friday night.

Saturday was a cake tasting at Sweet Kraze at noon with Ino and the entire bridal party. Neji pinched the bridge of his nose. He really was hoping Ino and Naruto did it alone because they had quite a few opinionated friends.

Sunday was dinner at the Hyuga house. It was something his family had twice a month, which was rather nice since everyone is really busy most days.

...

Neji, Ino, and Tenten all sat in his living room. Ino in the middle of the trio with Neji's laptop on her lap. They insisted that Neji at least check the messages because he might actually see someone he likes.

"Ok first up is...Hidan"

Name: Hidan

Sex: M

Age: 33

Body Type: Muscular/Built (6'2)

Message: Hey sweet cheeks! I like what I see on your profile pic and hoping we can make this happen. You looking for a good time then I'm you man sweetie. A hot ass like yours would look good on my arm. Let's meet!

-imtrynafuqsum

"Wooooow..." was Tenten said after Ino read the message.

"This guy can't be serious," Neji said with a sigh. "Did you see his signature?"

Ino laughed a little. "At least it's creative...?"

"Next," Tenten and Neji said at the same time. Neji was hoping they would get better.

Name: Orochimaru

Sex: M

Age: 63

Body Type: Slim (5'9)

Message: Hello beautiful you are most definitely my type. Let's meet and play a little. I can show you a world you've never seen before and give you anything you want.

-AnacondaLong

"It's clear this guys wants to be your suga daddy," Tenten said trying to hide a laugh. She didn't want laugh, but it was funny.

"If he was like 30 years younger, I'd say go for it," Ino said.

"It doesn't matter how old he is, it would have still been a double hell no," Neji said folding his arms. These messages were getting worse.

"Well at least we know he's well equipped," Tenten said softly.

"Gross..."

Name: Kakashi Hatake

Sex: M

Age: 39

Body Type: Muscular/Average (6'0)

Message: I am interested in meeting you. You seem like you're looking for a good time and so am I. I am not looking for anything serious, just a good friend to spend some time with. We share a lot of the same interests and I think we'll click just fine.

-CopyPasteMe

"He actually seems nice," Neji said. "Not to mention he is really good looking."

Ino knew that look. Neji often got into one-sided realtionships with guys like this Kakashi. He did seem nice, but he didn't want anything serious. "Pass on this hot guy too. He doesn't want anything serious. You're looking for forever love remember..."

"Yeah, Ino's right, but he could totally get it. Eh Neji?" Tenten winked and nudged Neji playfully.

Name: Sasuke Uchiha

Sex: M

Age: 25

Body Type: Muscular (6'1)

Message: I'm was wondering if we could meet. I am new to this online dating so I'm not sure how to approach you. It would be nice if we could meet for dinner. I would really love to take you on a date and get to know you better.

-ImTheMan

The three friends sat silently as they read the message. Neji blinked. There was no way a guy that looked like the one in the profile picture was using an onliine dating site. It was too good to be true. Not to mention this guy was an Uchiha.

"What do you think?" Ino asked.

"I, I don't know," Neji said a little unsure. What if someones else was using his name to lure people out. "What if it's not really him?"

"What if it is?" Tenten asked. "They only way to find out is to set a meeting...or we could keep looking."

Neji was sure this was fake and if it was maybe Ino and Tenten would leave this online dating alone. "Alright, message him back.

Message: I would like to meet you a well and I am also new to online dating. A date sounds nice. If you are free tomorrow night meet at Flight on S. Maine St. at 8pm. The reservation will be under Hyuga.

-LongHairDontCare

"Now, we wait and see what he says." Ino said as they all stared at the computer.

Neji could helo but laugh a little to himself. It was weird that Ino and Tenten was just as excited about him potientlaly getting a date. They were good friends and if this worked out, he would have to do something nice for them.

"Hey what's with that signature?" Neji asked.

"Hehe, we thought it would be fuuny...you know...make it seem like you were fun and funny," Ino replied.

*BING*

"Fingers crossed," Tenten said when they heard the bing.

Message: It's a date. You have good taste Neji, Flight is one of my favorite resturants. I will see you tomorrow night.

-ImTheMan

"YESSSS!" Ino and Tenten said together as they jumped up and down. "Neji's got a date, Neji's got a date~" they sang out.

Neji couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. This was something new and he was really hoping it worked out. To be honest if Tenten and Ino hadn't been there when he check his messages he would have stopped at Kakashi. He would have been a safe choice for Neji since it was obvious he wouldn't have expected anything from him but a good time. But this Sasuke seemed nice enough and Neji would know Saturday night if he was who he said he was.

...

Itachi leaned back in his computer chair after hitting send. He had set this profile up for his brother a month ago and had received instant hits from thousands of guys. He just happen to run across Neji's profile because it was a feature. It was a new page with 500 hits in the first hour. So Itachi was curious and he like Neji's profile picture and not to mention he did a little check on Neji to make sure he was real before he sent a message.

"Now to get Sasuke to go..."

Itachi picked up his phone and pressed one. He was sure Sasuke was still in his office.

"What?" Itachi heard Sasuke say on the other line.

"That's not very professional, what if I had been a client?" Iatchi asked.

"Itachi, it's 10pm and not client can get to my direct line without a transfer. So like I said before what?"

"I have an important meeting for you tomorrow night at 8 at Flight on South Maine Street. Is your scedule clear?"

Itachi heard paper moving. "Uh yeah my last meeting is at 2 tomorrow. New Client or something?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah or something. Make sure you dress nice because this is important."

Sasuke snorted. "When have I not looked good going anywhere..."

"I'm not even going to respond to that..."

"I'm the man," Sasuke said and hung up the phone.

Itachi shook his head. "Cocky bastard." But he couldn't help but smile. He hoped this wouldn't back fire on him. He brother needed this and he had a good feeling when saw Neji's picture.

...

Sasuke handed his key to the valet. He straighten his jacket as he entered the restaurant. He decided to wear his navy blue suit with a matching navy shirt.

"Reservation for Hyuga."

The hostess signaled for Sasuke to follow her. He was led up a set of stairs to fairly private table. He loved this restaurant. He had a good feeling about this client. Itachi told him that they picked the place and that only told Sasuke they had good taste. He enjoyed the dim light and small candle glow. Sasuke saw a man(?) stand so he knew that was his table.

"How are you?" Neji asked extending his hand.

"Good, and you?" Sasuke asked taking Neji's smaller hand in his. It was obvious Neji was a male as soon as Sasuke heard his voice.

"I'm really good thank you." Neji blushed a little. Sasuke was even better looking in person.

"That's great," Sasuke said and signaled for the waitress. "Shall I order us drinks?"

"That would be nice," Neji replied.

Sasuke got a good look at his companion. The man across from him was looker. Beautiful almost and that's not a word he would often use to describe anything.

"So, Sasuke...what do you do?" Neji asked.

Sasuke raised his brow a little. Maybe Itachi didn't feel him in on anything. "Oh well I the CFO of Uchiha Intel."

"That's impressive and at such a young age."

"It's a family business, so it's only fitting I suppose. I am good at what I do. I also manage all of our company's accounts. Sales haven't been as good as they are now for about 10 years. So trust and believe you are in good hands."

Now it was Neji's turn to raise his brow. It was almost as if Sasuke was giving him a sales pitch. "Well I own my own real estate agency and contractor compay. You may have heard of it, Show Me Reality."

"I have, my mother had some work done last year and used your company. You do good work," Sasuke replied sipping his drink.

"So, tell me about yourself..." Neji said with a small smile.

Sasuke was confused. "What would you like to know?"

"Whatever you'd like to share, or I could go first and tell you a little about myself..." Neji responded.

Sasuke was sure this dinner was more like a date and a meeting. Their conversations was going nothing like he expected. He needed to know what was going on. "Neji can you tell me why we're meeting here tonight?"

Neji looked a littel offended. "Well we agreed to meet here tonight. You were the one who messaged me wanting to meet."

"Wait, what? I'm sorry but there must be some sort of mix up."

"Mix-up? What do you mean?"

Sasuke sighed. Now he got it. His brother was setting him up on a date. Sasuke looked and Neji. He was good choice no doubt, but he told his brother about meddling in his personal life. "You say I messaged you?"

Neji was beginning to get angry. Was Sasuke trying to pull some sort of prank on him. "Is this not a date Sasuke?"

Sasuke looked and the confused and angry face of the man sitting across from him. If he said no, he was sure Neji would be angry with him because of his lying brother. But if he said yes-

Sasuke was cut from his thoughts when he saw Neji stand up. "I'm leaving. It was nice meeting you Sasuke."

Sasuke watched as Neji headed for the exit. To be honest he didn't do anything wrong. This was all Itachi's doing. Sasuke sighed and ran his hand through his hair. He laid some money on the table and went after the Hyuga.

"Neji."

"What?"

Sasuke put his hand in his pockets. "I can give you a ride home...?"

Neji looked at him like he was crazy. "I'm not sure I understand..."

"Well you're obviously waiting on a taxi. I can give you a ride home." Sasuke handed his card to valet so that he could retrieve his car. "We need to talk."

...

The car ride was silent. The one thing Sasuke wasn't good at was talking about others feelings, but it didn't take a genius to figure out Neji was mad. Sasuke cleared his throat. He would just tell Neji the truth and see what happens.

"Ok Neji, it was obvious you met me online and we scheduled a date. The thing is today is my first time ever seeing you and I didn't schedule a date with you. My brother is also my boss at work and told me that I had an important meeting and for me to dress nice. I had no idea that it was a date."

Neji continued to look out the window. He believed Sasuke for some odd reason, but why would his brother do something like that without at least telling him first. Neji just wanted to go home and get in his bed. His night was not going as planned at all and it was tiresome. "Don't worry about it Sasuke. I'm not angry."

"No hard feelings."

"None," Neji replied."You can pull over to the side of the building. It's closer to my place."

Sasuke decided to take a risk. "Can I walk in?"

Neji had his lips set in a thin line. He wasn't sure. "I am not a woman, so that won't be necessary."

"I think I will."

The two walked quietly to the elevator that would take them to Neji's apartment. Neji could help but admire the nice building. It look expensive. With a soft bing Sasuke followed Neji to his door. He noted that there was only two on this floor, that could only mean Neji owned a penthouse.

Neji unlocked and opened his door. He turned to face Sasuke. "Well see around."

Sasuke's hand held the door open. "Invite me in..."

"Why would I do that?"

"Why wouldn't you...? Sasuke asked moving closer.

"Ok, what do you want?" Neji asked with arms folded as leaned against the door. He didn't even care that Sasuke was standing less than arms length away form him. The Uchiha had a motive and he needed to find out what it was.

"The truth?"

"The truth..." Neji echoed.

"You. You are going to invite me in and let me make up this disaster date."

"And how do you plan to do that?" Neji asked.

"We could talk...maybe watch a movie...drink a little..." Sasuke moved closer. "Or I can...eat...you..up."

Neji eyes on widen a little and he frowned. This Uchiha was a cocky one. He had never met someone like him. It was like switch had been flip or something. "That's not happening."

"Sure it is..."

"How so?"

Sasuke put his hand around Neji's neck and leaned in close. "Because I'm the man..."

With that Sasuke kissed Neji and to his pleasure Neji didn't push him away. "So you want to have a one night stand?" Neji asked. At this point Neji didn't mind. It's been a while since he was last with someone.

"It's only a one night stand if I don't come back, and I'm positive I'll be back for seconds."

A/N: Taaadaaaa! I really enjoyed writing this one. It was pretty fun making the profiles and I just love Ino and Tenten in this one.

*Please excuse the mistakes like always. You guys already know to expect them from me. hehe

*To be honest I wanted to make this one longer, but I didn't. I already got two other chapter stories I'm working on so I just shut my little idea I had in my head down.

_SasuNejiUchiha_