The Eds driving through the neighborhood
Meanwhile in the Cul-De-Sac, Edd is still picking the lock of Rolf's shed. "Almost got it." He says. He keeps on doing it until finally the lock is hacked open. "And there you have it." Says Edd. "Ha!" laughs Eddy, "Now we are outta here!" "Happy place! Happy place!" says Ed. "So how are we going to get there?" asks Eddy, "If we go on foot, it'll be too late." "Oh no we're not." Says Edd, holding up his car keys, "It's already been a year since I got my driver's license." "Bingo!" says Eddy in excitement. "Peach's castle here we come!" he says as he, Ed, and Edd approach Edd's car.
As they got in, Eddy says, "I'm driving." But Edd says, "No, I will drive due to my carefulness and good handling of this four-wheel vehicle." Edd takes the driver's seat while Eddy sits next to him and Ed seats in the backseat. Edd inserts the key and twists it. Then he backs up the car off of the driveway of his house. Soon the car starts driving out of the Cul-De-Sac and through the neighborhood.
"This stinks." Says Eddy, "I want to drive." "Not a chance." Says Edd, "You don't even have your license yet." "I want to drive." Says Ed. "No." says Edd, "Not shut up I need to steer this to Peach's castle."
But up ahead, there's a red light. "Great!" says Eddy, "Now we'll never make it there in time."
A Fistful of Birdo
Yoshi and Birdo are facing off against Sarah and Jimmy. Sarah rushes over to pummel Yoshi, who flips over and slams Sarah on the ground. Sarah kicks him and then grabs him by the face. Birdo spits eggs at Jimmy, who is trying to defend himself with his hockey stick. Jimmy whacks Birdo with it. Yoshi uses his tongue to grab a table. He then pulls it over to him and uses it to slam Sarah at a wall.
"That will show you." Says Yoshi. "Try me." Says a voice. It is Nazz. "That all you got?" asks Yoshi before combatting with her. Birdo is being thrown at a wall by Jimmy. "I'm going to hurt you until you cry!" says Jimmy as he is about to deliver a blow at her. Birdo grabs the hockey stick away from him and grabs him by the arms. "You take that back!" she says as she pins him against a table. Jimmy retaliates with a kick in the shin and then starts punching and kicking Birdo. He puts his arm around her neck in a choke hold and the two start struggling.
An attacker who is running from a ruthless flying Shy Guy drops a lighter. Seeing it, Birdo reaches out to grab it, but Jimmy's chokehold on her makes it difficult. After struggling so hard, she finally reaches the lighter. She burns Jimmy's hand and frees herself. "Let's see how you like this." Says Birdo as she rushes over to attack Jimmy. "Bring it on!" says Jimmy as he gets ready to fight. The two start duking it out the hard way. Birdo grabs Jimmy by the retainer and busts it into a shape of a bow. Then Birdo proceeds to beat him in a horrific attack. After the ordeal settles, Jimmy is left badly bruised, a bloody nose, and a huge scratch on his back.
Wario, Waluigi, and the piano
Nazz is combatting with a Toad while two other girls are fighting two Koopas. The flying shy guys arm themselves with dart guns and start hovering around shooting the attackers with darts. Rolf chases after a Yoshi. "Rolf shall scrape that smile off your face!"
Wario and Waluigi are busy working on a piano. They are plugging wires and loading arm cannons. One boy fires his gun at Diddy Kong, who is hiding behind a pillar dodging the bullet. "Nice try!" he says, "Get a load of this." He starts shooting peanuts at the attacker, who flees in cowardice. Wario is using the screwdriver while Waluigi is using the wrench. Several Monkeys are dodging the golf club swings and pitchfork throws that are coming to them. One Monkey comes out of the kitchen with a cart of stacks of plates. Another Monkey jumps on them and start flinging plates at the attackers.
Meanwhile Wario and Waluigi are carrying the piano over the railing. "Ready," says Wario. "Aim," says Waluigi. "Fire!" they both say and they throw the piano down onto the mob-goers. It crushes one while sending the others flying. "That all you got?!" one attacker calls out to them. "Not quite." Says Waluigi. The piano then opens up and start zapping the surrounding mob-goers with electricity. "That's what you don't see coming."