AN: So I'm horrible and haven't updated, but that's because I literally just moved to a new state. Had a little bad luck with the job I was supposed to have, but enough of that. This starts as a flashback. Thanks for understanding, guys!

Meliodas and Ban downed their drinks; purple ale streaming down the sides of their mouths. Meliodas burped loudly, not even bothering to excuse himself while pretty girls bustled by. Ban took no notice either. He sighed heavily, red eyes narrowing down to their table outdoors. His long, shimmery hair fluttered lightly with the wind.

"I'm so tired, Captain." Ban finally said, tapping his finger on the edge of the cup.

Meliodas shrugged his shoulders. "Really? Can't you just use Fox Hunt on some poor sucker? Didn't stop you before."

Meliodas felt a presence pause behind him.

"Was that Bucharest?" A pretty woman asked.

"No, it was Edinburgh. Close though." Meliodas quipped with a wink. The woman pulled up a chair between the two, running her delicate fingers through her hair.

She chortled at Ban and poked fun at his sleepy demeanor. "You might have used Fox Hunt on Lenara and still left her with plenty of energy for the both of you."

Ban smiled at Volaria, nodding his head. "We cooked the other day. She's little, but she's actually pretty good at it."

Volaria grinned wide, but her lips fell like she suddenly tasted a foul secret. "Little Lenara is a sweet girl, but she is a handful," she sighed. Her long fingers wrapped around the bottle of ale, startling the two Sins as they watched her take a swig. She lowered it back, licking her lips.

"I must go. Ban, I trust you will be watching her tomorrow?" Volaria asked.

Ban nodded. "Yes ma'm."

"Good." She smoothed out the folds in her lemon colored gown. "I'll be out on the King's orders. It's going to be a long few days."

Volaria smiled and bid them farewell. Meliodas watched her hair swing back and forth as she walked. Ban snapped his fingers, commanding his captain's attention.

"Since when does the King send the castle chef's wife out on special orders?" Ban questioned, suddenly regaining his energy.

Meliodas tapped his chin. "I don't know, but Volaria knows we wouldn't run our mouths with that information. Maybe, she just wanted us to know in case something happened to her."

Ban sunk back into his chair. "I hope nothing happens. They're good people, you know?"

Meliodas filled his cup before taking another swig. He tried to spot Volaria in the crowd, but missed her. She was too quick for him.

"Yeah. They are good people

Diane, Elizabeth and I were given the task of starting a fire. Meliodas insisted we needed some girl time while the rest of them ran off to catch something tasty.

"They wouldn't need to catch anything if Meliodas let me fish." Elizabeth whined, arms full of branches.

Diane giggled. "Hey, I don't mind. It's kind of nice for us girls to hang out."

I stayed silent with the bundle in my arms. We threw them into the pile and stood around for a moment, contemplating what to do next. "Lenny? Do you know how to start a fire?"

"It's been awhile." I said, and knelt down to search for a couple good sticks.

I rubbed my hands raw, but eventually got it going. It was a bit of a trial to actually keep it going, but we persisted. Once that was done, Diane threw herself onto King's chastiefol.

"He let you keep that?" I asked with a laugh, tossing another stick into the fire.

"Yeah, he's really sweet, isn't he?"

"Did you see the look on his face when Ban and Meliodas pulled him in the water?" Elizabeth laughed, covering her red cheeks.

"He said something touched his leg, and he didn't think it was a fish." I grinned. Diane sunk further back, filling the air with her laughter.

"Probably a worm." Elizabeth quipped. My mouth opened in shock. I didn't know she had such a sense of humor.

"A massive worm." Diane replied.

I raised my brow. "Did they leave you two with a bottle of ale?"

"No." Diane assured me. "We just never get to talk about those things. Is it crude?"

I shook my head. "Meliodas grabs Elizabeth every time he sees her. I really don't think discussing the size of their packages is that terrible." I assured her.

"I agree!" Elizabeth stomped her foot. "I mean, I've gotten used to it..."

"So now that we're talking about it." Diane crossed her arms and a sly grin appeared with a twinkle in her eye. "So who do you guys think is bigger?"

Silence.

"Well..." I started. "Out of Gowther, King, Ban and Meliodas?"

Diane nodded her head. Fire crackled in the air as we all thought to ourselves.

"I'm going to go on a whim and say Gowther." I spoke softly.

"Meliodas." Diane said. "He's a small guy. Isn't that how those things work?"

"If that's how it works, then King would have the biggest..." Elizabeth trailed off. Diane's face flushed red when she realized Elizabeth made sense.

Diane raised her hands. "Okay, okay! Final guesses?"

Elizabeth sighed. "King."

"Meliodas" Diane persisted.

"Gowther." I answered.

"Not Ban?" Elizabeth asked. My eyes widened.

"W-why would you ask?"

"I thought you liked him." Elizabeth giggled, throwing her silvery locks over her shoulder.

I twisted my lips and shook my head. "Well now just because..."

"Aww she's turning red!" Diane pestered

The fire started going out again, and I ran out of sticks. "I'm heading off. I'll be right back" I assured them with a wave. As I headed to the wooded area, I could hear them giggle about my red cheeks. Really, I hadn't had that kind of conversation before.

"I should have made Kovak stay with me." I sighed, remembering how Meliodas insisted that Hawk and Kovak needed to bond. Had the moon not been so full, I would have gotten lost already. I was only twenty feet deep into the woods, but I wasn't going much further. I grabbed a couple of small sticks on the ground before I heard a sharp snap.

"Fuck." I whispered on instinct. My mother wouldn't have appreciated the words I picked up over the years.

"Calm down." I heard a deep voice and I dropped my sticks. Ban's flashy red outfit glared underneath the moonlight. I sighed in relief, thankful I wasn't about to be ripped to shreds by some carnivore. How am I supposed to look at this man with a straight face when I was just talking about his manly parts?

"What are you doing? We've got the fire going, shouldn't you be getting food?" I pestered.

"If you've got the fire going, then why are you looking for more sticks?"

"I didn't say it was going well."

He laughed and put his hands on his hips. "The others are bringing rabbits now. I just couldn't pass up the chance to scare you." Ban roughly scratched the top of my head.

"That might have been cute when I was seven."

"You're sharp tonight. Do you need a drink?"

"No. Yes. Maybe. Did you leave behind a bottle?"

"Why do you ask?"

I started walking the other direction when Ban twirled me around, pushing me to walk deeper into the woods with him.

"Nothing."

"Whatever, we totally heard you guys talking about our dicks." Ban boasted. "Also, mine's biggest. I'm like, six feet and seven inches. Tall guys have huge dicks."

"I don't know why I brought this up." I laughed, feeling my cheeks burn. "Also, you say yours is the biggest. So does that mean you've seen Gowther, Meliodas, and King's?"

Lenny, please stop! You're on a roll, and it's not a good one.

Ban stopped suddenly, putting his hand back on my head and letting it fall to my neck. "You're as cute as you've always been." He gave my neck a squeeze and I felt him move closer, leaning down to kiss my forehead. Ban lingered for a minute, pressing his lips down again. "Even when you're talking about silly things."

I looked up and smiled. He took my hand and started leading me back to the fire. "Come on. Let's go eat some of those rabbits I caught with my teeth."