Disclaimer: I don't own Attack on Titan.


AU: Slow

Levi knew that having an anime marathon with Hanji was a bad idea, but he never would have thought that it would bring that huge change into his life.

"Come on, Levi-san, do not be like this! She is our friend after all!" Eren asked him, using his puppy eyes about which he knew that Levi could not say no to.

"But why a piece about stupid headless women, group fights, an asshole and a man with anger issues? This is total bullshit!" Levi groaned in total helplessness. He only hoped Hanji would not infect his naïve boyfriend with her craziness.

"You know, when it comes to anger problems, you and Shizuo are totally alike," Hanji said on a sing-sang voice which made Eren chuckle.


Cherry blossoms were falling all around a teen boy on the screen as he looked up into the eyes of another one who had pitch-black hair.

"The atmosphere is quite romantic," Eren said quietly, then cried out. "Levi-san, why are you covering my eyes?!"

"That's right, Levi! Let him see the blossoming of an eternal love!" Hanji said on an accusing voice, glaring daggers at Levi.

"When you throw things at the one who is supposed to be your partner every fucking time you see them, I would not call that love," Levi said, referring to the trashcan incident in episode 3. Eren pulled Leiv's hand away in front of his eyes and turned his attention back to the screen where the two boys had their first chase, which ended with Shizuo being hit by a truck. Levi nodded with a victorious expression on his face. "See? This is what I am talking about."


"AWE, how cute! He goes to Shinjuku only to see the one he loves from the bottom of his heart!" Hanji squealed, jumping up and down in her seat.

"He goes there to kill him, Shitty Glasses! Stop being annoying," Levi growled, but when he heard Hanjis' humming, he knew something bad was coming.

"I am just good at telling when two people fit together. I was the one who told you that you and Eren would be together eventually," she said with a smug.

"Really?" Eren asked surprised and got a nod and a smile as an answer. He decided that as soon as they would finish the series, he would ask Hanji about that. When he turned back to the TV, he had to admit that Shizuo and Levi were one and the same. The older man threw things at him as well if he did not clean the flat properly.


After the last few episodes, Levi realized that the anime was really good – of course, he would not say that out loud for the world. When the last ending credit ended the really hoped that Hanji would go away and leave them alone. He really needed a little alone time with Eren after a night like that.

"There is another plus episode!" Hanji announced too energetic for his liking.

When said episode started and he found out that the theme would be love, he knew that it would not end well. The first part of it was – no matter how hard he tried to deny it – cute. But what happened after its first half, made his heart sank. The way Eren sat to the edge of the sofa to see everything better as soon as the chase started made Levi realize that slowly, but surely, he lost him. And then he said out loud the question that Levi hoped he would never hear coming out from his lips.

"Hanji-san, they are going to kiss right now, aren't they?"