Explosions are Fun
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: okay, it took me a while, but here's a second chap of this. I want to note that each one of these will be loosely connected together, but there will be ones that won't be. Just to let you know.
2-Blonde Bombshell Enters
It was a calm and peaceful day in Konoha. Bird singing, sun shining brightly. Then there was a loud BOOM! Followed by other ones. None of the residents of Konoha seemed to even look up from their business since they seem to be used to hearing explosions. But one person wasn't.
"What the hell was that!?" he shouted.
The person was wearing a suit with small little cat ears. He had make- I mean war paint on and carrying a puppet that was wrapped with bandages on his back. He was with his two siblings a dirty blond girl named Temari and a red haired boy named Gaara.
"They were explosions Kankuro" Temari said in a tone that made her sound like she was talking to a child.
"Yeah, I know that, but where did they come from?" Kankuro asked.
"Want to check them out?" Temari asked with a exasperated sigh.
"Yeah" Kankuro said eagerly.
"I can't I have a meeting with the Hokage" Gaara said.
"Then we better get going" Temari said.
Kankuro pouted since he wanted to find out what was making the explosions.
"You two go ahead, I can make my way to the meeting by myself" Gaara said.
"But Gaara" Temari said.
Gaara looked at Temari and gave her a look that said 'he was fine and to go'. Temari sighed and relented. She knew no one except Naruto could possibly beat Gaara. Gaara left on his way to the Hokage tower while Temari and Kankuro followed the sound of the explosions.
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Temari and Kankuro raced through the woods and then came to a clearing. There was destruction everywhere as well as huge craters too. It seemed almost in the middle of the wreckage were two figures. One looked like they were raping the other.
Kankuro just stared as a bit of blood leaked out of his nose. Temari was stunned, but then turned to Kankuro and saw the perverted look on her brother's face. She got angry. She pulled out her fan and swung it like a baseball bat. The metal slammed into Kankuro's face and he went flying til he hit a tree. He was knocked unconscious.
One of the figures looked and saw Temari.
"Oh hey Temari" Naruto said getting up and trying to pull his pants up.
Temari was shocked seeing Naruto in such a disheveled state and tried not to stare. It was hard since Naruto sure looked good. He was still getting his pants back on with his jacket off and shirt gone showing off his rock hard bod. She walked over to the two making sure to avoid the larger craters that dotted the landscape.
"Naruto, and who are you?" Temari asked.
"I'm Tenten" the long haired brunette said.
Temari was shocked seeing Naruto and Tenten together.
Tenten didn't seem to conscious about her appearance at all even though her pants were open and halfway down and her top was open with her bra showing.
"What are you two doing here and did you cause those explosions?" Temari asked.
"Huh, yeah it was us" Naruto said.
He then leaned in close and Temari walked over knowing Naruto wanted to tell her something in private.
"Tenten gets hot with explosives" he whispered.
Temari was shocked and looked at Tenten, who had the decency to blush at her secret fetish being revealed.
"You're joking" the Suna kunoichi said with utter surprise in her voice.
"I am not, watch" Naruto said with a grin.
He pulled out another explosive tag and Temari saw Tenten lick her lips. Naruto wrapped the tag around a kunai and threw it away from them. It exploded as soon as it made contact with its target, which so happened to be a tree. The tree was now a ruin with just a burned stump. Temari saw Tenten shiver in ecstasy from the explosion.
It's true Temari thought in disbelief.
"Here, want to try. It's fun watching things go boom" Naruto said as he handed Temari a kunai with a tag already wrapped around the handle.
"Sure, why not" Temari said with a shrug.
She threw the kunai and it hit the ground and went boom. There was a smoldering crater in its wake. Tenten was panting now. Naruto handed Temari another one and Temari was having some fun. She never thought using explosive tags would be this thrilling, but it was. She was so into it that she never noticed Tenten tackling her then began to ravage her. Tugging off her clothes and no matter what she tried she couldn't get free from the weapons mistress' grasp.
Naruto wasn't left alone though he was soon pulled down too. Temari tried to get free, but Tenten was in major heat from all those explosions. When it cooled down Temari didn't know what had happened, but it felt downright amazing.
"I think I need to talk to Gaara into being an ambassador to Konoha" Temari said as she wiped the sweat from her brow.
"Mmmm, like that idea" Naruto mumbled.
"What can we blow up next?" Tenten asked with excitement.
Temari seemed interested in the answer to this question too.
Kankuro would be forgotten about til the next day.
End
A/N: and that's the end of my second one. Not as long as the first and most likely not as good as the first, but not bad at all. This story will have no direction at all. Thanks for reading and please review.