Explosions are Fun

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, it's been a while since I updated this, so here's some new material. Enjoy!

5-A New Convert

Hanabi Hyuga felt a shiver run down her spine as another went off. She wiggled as she rubbed her thighs together. She licked her lips and then another went off and again she shivered with delight.

"I can't take it, I just can't take it any more" she said to herself.

/Scene Break/

In a crater-covered training ground Naruto and Tenten were in the middle of another very passionate make-out session after a very extensive round of blowing things up.

"Oh Naruto, I love you, I love the explosions we make together" Tenten moaned.

"Mmm Tenten, my Heavenly Heaven" Naruto groaned.

A loud clearing of the throat broke the hot passionate moment. The two looked up to see Hanabi standing there red in the face since she had walked in them really making out.

"Yes, can we help you?" Tenten asked a bit annoyed at being interrupted.

"Um, yes" Hanabi said shyly.

All of her Hyuga superiority was gone.

"Hey, I know you. You're Hinata's little sister" Naruto said pointing at Hanabi.

"Yeah, that's me" Hanabi said.

"Okay, so what's your name? Tenten asked.

"Hanabi, Hanabi Hyuga" Hanabi said proudly.

"Oh yeah, you're the girl Konohamaru goes on about" Naruto said.

Hanabi growled at this. She had told the Sarutobi boy over and over that she wasn't interested in him, but he just didn't get the hint at all.

"I am" she said.

"What can we do for you, we're a bit busy?" Tenten asked impatiently.

Hanabi blushed since Tenten still hadn't buttoned up her shirt at all and it showed the loose bindings around her chest. Naruto's jacket was gone and his pants undone though were just hanging off his hips.

"Um Tenten, maybe we should tidy ourselves up?" Naruto suggested.

"Fine" Tenten said with a huff.

When the amorous pair was fixed up then turned their attention back to Hanabi.

"So what can we do for you?" Naruto asked.

"I-I-I" Hanabi mumbled.

"Uh, this stuttering thing isn't genetic or something, is it?" Naruto asked since Hanabi was sounding just like her big sister right now.

Hanabi blushed badly at this.

"What can we help you with?" Tenten asked gently.

"Um, well, it's, uh, well" Hanabi mumbled.

An explosion was heard and Hanabi shivered as her knees trembled. Oh, it was so euphoric. She had to bit back a moan. Naruto had forgotten one of his planted bombs.

Tenten saw this and grinned widely. She had found a 'sister'. Hanabi showed all the signs that she had. So she walked over and wrapped a sisterly arm around Hanabi.

"Come dear sister, we have so much to discuss" the weapons mistress said.

Naruto looked at Tenten confused as to why his girlfriend was calling Hanabi 'sister'.

"Naruto honey, we must have a celebration for my new little sister" Tenten said happily.

"Um, okay" Naruto said.

Tenten then whispered into Naruto's ear and the sunny blond grinned as a foxy smile grew on his face. He then kissed Tenten and rushed off saying, "be back as soon as I can."

It didn't take long it seemed and Naruto was back with what looked like the entire cache of Konoha's exploding tags. Along with it was what appeared to be the entire stock of plastic and toy army stuff like tanks and such. This made Hanabi rub her thighs together harder as her tongue swept across her lips, her eyes slightly glazed over as she saw all that was before her.

"Let's get started" Naruto said with a wide foxy grin.

Tenten shivered and moved to stand close to Naruto since she knew she would leap on him and ravish him as soon as the boom-booms began.

6-New Levels of Youth

"YOSH!"

Guy and his prized pupil Rock Lee were once again training to elevate their wonderful youthfulness.

"Guy-sensei, we should go see Tenten, we need to see how youthful she is" Lee said excitedly. "And if need be we shall use our glorious flames of youth to ignite hers!"

"An excellent thought my darling pupil. Come let us go, SPRING TIME OF YOUTH!" Guy cried out as a big huge cloud of dust was left in his wake.

"THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Lee exclaimed as he followed right behind his sensei with his own dust cloud.

Everyone in the village parted like the Red Sea as they heard the two green spandex wearing men ran by. It was a common occurrence and mostly everyone was used to it though still disturbed by the sight.

The duo raced til they got to the training ground Tenten had begun to frequent as of late.

"Where is Tenten?" Lee asked as he looked around at the empty training ground.

"Hm, it appears she's not here" Guy said with a frown.

"You don't suppose something has happened to her Guy-sensei?" Lee asked with a bit of worry.

"I don't know my youthful friend, I don't know" Guy said thoughtfully.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

That shout came from three voices.

The spot where the green duo were standing burst up from underneath them, sending them flying high. Higher than even a certain toad sage ever reached.

"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Um, was that bushy brow and super bushy brow?" Naruto asked.

"Who cares, I want another" Hanabi said in a demanding tone.

"Yes more, and more, and much bigger too" Tenten said excitedly.

Naruto shrugged, who was he to argue with the girls. One his lover and the other he was thinking of a little sister of sorts.

"Right, what should be blow up next?" he asked.

"Hyuga compound!" Hanabi exclaimed.

"Warehouse 13" Tenten said.

"Uh, why those two?" Naruto asked confused.

"That warehouse is where Guy sensei and Lee house their green spandex. I want it blow sky high" Tenten said.

"We don't need to blow up all of the Hyuga compound, just a few places with all the Hyuga council members who have rods up their asses" Hanabi said.

"Lets do both" Naruto said.

The girls cheered.

/Scene Break/

Meanwhile Guy and Lee landed on the moon and decided to spread the glorious flames of youth there.

End

A/N: that ends this chap, hoped you liked it even though it took a long time. Thanks for reading and please review.