Explosions are Fun

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, so I am taking what I added in the last chap for this one. For those who don't know what I am talking about read the last chap and you'll understand.

7-Warehouse Blow Out

"So this is the place?" Naruto asked looking at an ordinary looking warehouse. It looked just like every other warehouse that was in the warehouse district of Konoha.

"Yes, it is" Tenten said with a steely eyed look.

"It looks like a normal warehouse though" Hanabi said with some disappointment in her voice.

"Don't be fooled. Inside holds the horror that can bring an entire village to their knees" Tenten said in an ominous dramatic tone.

"Um, don't you think you're exaggerating some?" Naruto asked.

"No, I am not. Inside there is pure evil" Tenten said firmly.

"I still say we should've started with the elders and the others with rods up the asses" Hanabi said pouting.

"We'll get to them Firecracker" Naruto said.

"We better" Hanabi said still slightly pouting.

Tenten found the door and broke the lock with a kunai. She then led them inside and turned on the light.

"HOLY MOTHER!" Naruto cried out.

Hanabi just stared wide-eyed with her jaw hanging down in complete shock.

Inside the warehouse were rows upon rows of green spandex of various sizes. More than enough to blanket the entire Elemental nations it seemed, maybe more. Then there were other spandex in various sizes and colors too. It looked like there was every color of the rainbow in here.

"This is why it must be destroyed" Tenten said loudly.

"You're right sis, for the greater good of all mankind this must be abolished" Hanabi said nodding her head.

"Thanks sis" Tenten said smiling. "Though why is it when you said that I feel you need a white beard and twinkling blue eyes?"

"Not sure, I feel the same when I said that" Hanabi said as she stuck out her bottom lip in thought.

Naruto shook out of his shock and began to work. He unsealed explosive seals. The ones he was unsealing were special ones. They had some extra spice to them.

"Naruto honey, have you been holding out on me?" Tenten asked sweetly as she saw the new seals.

"No darling, I had these and was saving them for a special occasion. This feels like a something special" Naruto said.

Tenten nodded satisfied with the answer.

Hanabi watched.

"Can you teach me?" she asked.

"Of course Firecracker" Naruto said with a smile.

Hanabi was happy.

"You teach her, but not me" Tenten pouted.

"That's because when I tried to teach you you began chuckling evilly with that scary dark aura surrounding you" Naruto said.

"Uh, yeah, right. I forgot" Tenten said as she rubbed the back of her head.

That was day that had a very dark cloud over, and I mean literally a dark cloud. Since Tenten's evil chuckling blotted out the sun with ominous dark clouds.

Hanabi looked confused.

"Firecracker, here takes these and place wherever you think they're needed" Naruto said as he handed Hanabi a scroll that was filled with the special seals.

Hanabi took the scroll and nodded then skipped off happily to the other side of the warehouse.

"And what about me?" Tenten pouted.

"You take the left and I go down the middle" Naruto said.

Tenten nodded and grabbed her load from Naruto and dashed off.

It took a lot of time to get a tag on every one of the spandex and Naruto had to use his clones to help. Once done they connected a chakra fuse to them all. A Chakra fuse worked the same as a normal fuse, but just you 'lit' it with chakra and not fire.

"Right, we should move outside and a good distance before we light this baby up" Naruto said.

"But I wanna see the boom-boom" Hanabi said whining.

"Yeah, me too" Tenten whined.

"Trust me, you'll see it" Naruto said.

They moved out and put on hard metal helmets to protect their heads along with ear plugs so they wouldn't damage their hearing. Naruto held the chakra fuse and turned to Hanabi.

"Firecracker, would care to do the honors?" Naruto asked.

"Yes" Hanabi said happily.

"Hey, why are you letting her do it?" Tenten asked.

"Because this is Firecracker's first explosion and it should be special" Naruto said.

"Fine, but I want my own special boom-boom" Tenten said as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Naruto just nodded then turned to Hanabi to explain what had to be done. Hanabi pushed some chakra into her fingertips that was holding the end of the fuse. It sparked and the chakra flowed through the fuse and into the warehouse.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The sound was heard for many miles as trees seemed to bend away from the explosion. Nearby warehouse were leveled to their foundation with whatever they were storing now gone. The entire ground shook like it was an earthquake and spread outwards like ripples in a pond. It crossed the whole of the village and the surrounding area. Everyone fell over and some homes and business were damaged or destroyed from the shakes.

"SOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!" Tenten cried joyously.

Hanabi looked on with a glazed over eyes, a bit of drool oozing from her mouth. Such sweet music. Behind her Tenten leapt on Naruto and began to ravage him in the most basest of sexual forms. Thankfully Hanabi was so enthralled with the explosion that she missed her live action sex ed lesson.

/Scene Break/

Meanwhile on the moon Guy froze in his tracks. Lee stopped too curious to what was going on with his sensei.

"Guy sensei?"

"I felt it" Guy murmured.

"Felt what Guy sensei?" Lee asked.

"Millions of voices crying out in terror only to be silenced" Guy said.

8-Hyuga Remodel

Several explosions happened all over the Hyuga compound. The main cause was whenever a Hyuga sat down and a low-level explosion would take place, meaning whenever they sat their asses would go boom. It made all Hyugas fear sitting and most tried to avoid it, but you couldn't only stand for so long til your legs got tired and needed a rest. It even happened with they were in the bathroom. What made matters worse was it didn't matter how they sat all positions were free game. So if a Hyuga sat down BOOM! They couldn't even use their Byakugan to find the seals since for some reason their eyes could detect them. It annoyed them since their 'all-seeing eyes' were thwarted.

Hiashi was rubbing his brow since he had a very bad headache with the constant explosions at all times of the day. It was bad before with that Uzumaki and his crazy girlfriend setting off explosions after explosions that rocked the village. Especially the latest one that leveled pretty much all of the warehouse district to flat ground. But now it was happening in his own home.

The only ones not affected by all of this was his daughters.

Hinata went about her day explosion free. She sat down without even a small boom. But whenever another Hyuga took her seat then BOOM! Hinata was perplexed by this, but said nothing at all since she hadn't a clue.

As for Hanabi. She looked suspiciously happy with everything. Also it seemed she was always in the vicinity when the explosions happened.

So Hiashi called his youngest daughter. She might know what was going on.

"You called father?" Hanabi asked as she sat down on a pillow with no explosion.

"Yes Hanabi, you wouldn't know what is causing all the explosion going on around our home, would you?" Hiashi asked.

"No father" Hanabi said with a patented innocent girl look.

Hiashi eyed Hanabi closely hoping he could get her to break, but Hanabi didn't even crack as she stared right back, like she was challenging him or something. Hiashi finally broke eye contact and dismissed her. Hanabi left smirking.

The Hyuga Explosions kept on for days on end and was known throughout the village. Even outside the compound the Hyugas couldn't find peace to sit. They still set off boom-booms whenever and wherever they sat anywhere not matter what.

End

A/N: right, if you can guess where I got the line Guy used you get a cookie. As for the series going on, well, it will just not sure when the next chap will be done. I'm writing this on the fly really making up things as I go.