HELLLVETICA STAAANDAAAAAARD~

The rain is falling harder now than the last few days. A businessman in a suit and tie is trying to rush over to get back home from work, but things are just not looking good for him right now.

He presses the button at the crosswalk, hoping to get on the other side.

"Today is just not my day, is it? I'm just getting more and more wet…"

Suddenly, a car with tinted windows pulls aside of him before the stoplight. Curiously, the businessman looks over. The car was sleek, black, shiny, and new.

The driver side window rolls down. A man in a clown suit with full makeup and a cigar in his mouth is behind the wheel. He nods to the businessman with a knowing grin before rolling the window back up.

Soon enough, the businessman knew everything was going to be okay.