A/N: I'm a terrible author and I would hate myself immensely if I were my own reader. Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry for being a disappointment. You need not forgive me, but I have brought you the gift of an m-rated, super long SasukeXNaruto chapter in the hopes that we can re-kindle the flame that once shone bright between us. Sincerely, The most Loserly Loser who ever Loser-ed.
Who's On Top?
"The mission desk is absolutely frantic! Jounins are walking out with three or four scrolls, genin teams that graduated two weeks ago are working C-rank missions back-to-back and civilians are waving around huge stacks of bills, screaming out for ninja help!" called Temari as she wrapped a bandage around her left leg with her left hand and signed off on a mission's report with her right. "Where are all our support ninja!?"
"I don't know, you're the one who's dating the Konoha Ambassador!" cried a hysteric sounding voice from inside the special weapons supply closet across the room.
"Kankuro, nobody's talking to you!" Temari screamed back. "I'm talking to Gaara! Gaara?"
"I sent a sand clone yesterday evening," answered the muffled voice of the Kazekage from behind the skyscrapers of paper work that covered every square inch of his office. "It has been given orders to dispel itself only after bringing at least twenty-five mid-to-high ranking ninja back into the country."
Temari grunted in acknowledgement as Kankuro peered his head of the closet.
"I don't know, bro, I still think Temari should at least ask Shikamaru. I mean what else is he good for then?"
"I don't know, bro, why don't you shut the fuck up forever before I beat you?"
"Oh, very creative."
Gaara paused in his work to sigh deeply. He had re-assigned his usual secretarial assistants to the mission desk, as they needed more help there, and his siblings had decided to 'help' him here. So far, Kankuro had re-organized the weapons closet that didn't need re-organization, and Temari had blown several stacks of paper over in her efforts to dry the fresh ink signatures faster.
He prayed for his clone to return quickly.
"Fuck you, you ugly hag! I'd rather stay single for life than be with someone like your useless, boring boyfriend!"
Gaara wasn't even a little surprised when his desk was blown over by chakra-filled wind.
The Konoha boys stared intensely at each other from their awkward position until Naruto broke the silence with an awkward cough.
"So uh, now what?" he asked, moving a hand to scratch the back of his neck.
"Well for starters, you could get off of me," came the Uchiha's tired sounding reply. The sudden, tense energy that had sprung up between the two had dissipated as soon Naruto spoke, and Sasuke wanted to bang his head against a wall; he had been so sure Naruto was going to lean forward and just kiss him already.
Naruto didn't get off of Sasuke though. Instead he crossed his legs and wiggled around a bit to get comfortable, as though preparing for a long talking session."No, I meant between the two of us. There's a thing between us. We need to do something about the thing."
Sasuke felt that head-against-wall-banging desire resurface. Whenever he and Naruto got to talking about anything (let alone feelings) it took hours and they ended up nowhere; or even more confused and angry than when they started (what with their mutually poor verbal communication skills).
"Well for starters, you could get off of me," Sasuke repeated, deciding then and there to be as blunt as possible.
Naruto pouted and interrupted, "Sasuke!" he whined.
"-so I can kiss you."
"Huh!?"
"You're right, for once. There is 'a thing' between us but it'll be easier to explore what it is through our actions than our words… If kissing doesn't feel right then we can talk it out, but right now I can't find the words to describe what I'm... what we're... ugh, this… I just know that… I want to kiss you now, and it's not a new feeling."
"Hm. Just like with our fighting. I always understand you best on the field, right? Or maybe not. I mean... I want to kiss you too, so we're already on the same page there," Naruto shoved at Sasuke's shoulder gently.
"Yeah... Hopefully, we'll understand each other like that, here, or even better. For one, let's try not to kill each other in any way this time," Sasuke's delivery was so deadpan that Naruto burst out laughing.
The blond smiled brilliantly, and Sasuke couldn't help but grin alongside him.
"Let's do it!"
Naruto uncrossed his legs and positioned them on either side of Sasuke's hips. He intertwined the fingers of his right hand with Sasuke's left and moved his own left hand to grip the other's dark blue hair. He lowered his lips just as Sasuke encircled Naruto's waist with his free hand.
Just before their lips touched, Sasuke whispered, "I think we should close our eyes."
Naruto didn't even bother trying to ask why, but he obeyed instinctively, trustingly.
When he finally felt the softness of the other's lips against his own, his entire body felt electrified, and he saw bright white sparks explode beneath his eyelids. He wanted to open his eyes then, but he couldn't because there was something hot and foreign and tense growing deep inside him that traveled everywhere; down his legs, his arms, and it made his eyelids squeeze shut.
His skin felt sensitive where Sasuke's warmth seeped through his clothes; all around him. His heart pounded furiously against his chest and Naruto realized, somewhere in the back of his mind, that there was no way he could pretend that this - whatever this was - never happened. It felt too perfect. He curled his hands at the base of Sasuke's neck and parted his lips against his mouth, eager to move forward with all of his typical drive, passion and consequences-be-damned determination.
Sasuke parted his lips immediately after Naruto, and responded in kind with licks and sucks; he gained way into the other's mouth and groaned. Naruto's lips were chapped and insistent, but yielding and perfectly slotted against his. It took all of his willpower not to groan aloud once their tongues finally met and begin to move together. It was sensuous and hot, and he couldn't help but slip his hand under Naruto's jacket and shirt to run it down the side of his body. Running his tongue along the rooftop of the other's mouth, Sasuke relished in the tiny shivers and soft moans that his touch illicited. He inhaled sharply when Naruto pulled apart from him, hypnotized by the sight of his blown-open pupils and red, bruised lips.
Chest still heaving with pants, Naruto quickly shed both his jacket and shirt before standing up and extending a hand downward. Sasuke took a moment to stare up at the most amazing boy ever created until Naruto grinned his most charming, eye-crinkling smile and waved his hand in front of him.
After accepting the help up, Sasuke immediately pulled Naruto's body flush against his own, liking the way their upright position meant that every inch of their fronts touched. He pressed their lips together, kissing him hard and intensely, unable to hold back his groan when Naruto tilted his head just so and ran his tongue against the underside of his own. When Sasuke's mind had just begun to catalog the movements that made the blonde create those perfect, little sex noises, he felt warm, broad hands insistently lifting up his shirt. He pulled the garment off quickly, and pressed his body back against Naruto; hissing as their bare skin finally met, and Naruto lowered his head to kiss along his jaw and down his neck.
"Nhhn... N-Naruto," he managed to choke out, after Naruto latched onto a particularly sensitive area of skin just below his ear and sucked hard, teeth scraping gently. "Let's get to the bedroom."
"Sure," replied Naruto, lifting his head back up to rest their foreheads against each other. He closed his eyes momentarily, moaning low at the feeling of Sasuke wrapping one arm around his waist and intertwining another in his messy hair, pulling hard at the strands so he could suck and bite at his pulse point. "Haahhh, let's get - ah - going then?" he re-prompted, slightly surprised at his own enjoyment of the rough treatment, but eager to explore some more.
Sasuke moved away from the other's skin reluctantly and nodded his head quickly. He tugged on one of his friend's orange belt loops and dragged him to the bedroom. They continued kissing and touching one another until they made their way on to the bed, with Naruto resting against the small headboard and Sasuke kneeling over him.
Breaking away from a particularly heated kiss, Naruto couldn't help but blurt out, "So... How exactly are we going to manage this?"
Sasuke looked confused, exasperated and amused all at once. "What's wrong with what we were doing just now?" he retorted, sliding one hand up and down the other's torso, stopping several times to tease his favorite sensitive spots.
"N-Nothing! I meant like, who's going to top?" Naruto explained in a tight voice, wishing he hadn't spoken up in the first place. It wasn't like they were going to go all the way on the very same day as their first kiss. He blushed at the surprised look on Sasuke's face and looked away.
"We can both 'top,' I guess," Sasuke says, tilting the other's chin right back up to meet his eyes. "Neither of us has ever done any of this sort of stuff before... We can take our time and explore what we both like."
"You mean we don't have to be just one thing?"
"I don't see why not... And even if it is the norm for each person to be set in a specific role in a relationship, since when does the norm ever apply to us?"
"You're right! Let's do what feels right."
"Mhm."
And with that, the two boys fell back into a passionate rhythm of kissing and touching, both of their bodies heating up fast. Before long, they had stripped each other naked and were lying side by side on Naruto's small mattress. The blond couldn't stop grinning and running his hands through Sasuke's messy, tousled hair and Sasuke was having a hard time pulling himself away from the addictive taste of Naruto's mouth to go any further.
Summoning up all his strength, he moved away from Naruto and intertwined their hands together. "Okay," he started awkwardly, struggling hard to find the words to convey what he wanted to say in the least perverted way possible, "We don't have to, and I don't want to force you to do anything you're, - I mean we're, not ready for... But do you want to try-"
"Sasuke, I've been dying to cum for the past ten minutes and I'm going to die if you make me hold out any longer, and really it's your fault for groping my inner thighs like that, I'm sensitive," declared Naruto, entirely ignoring Sasuke's roundabout question. He wrapped Sasuke's hand around his hard length before moving to wrap his own hand around Sasuke's.
"So, I want to jerk you off while you fist my cock," he summarized succinctly.
"Oh God, Naruto, you can't just say things like that, you're so-, damn," growled Sasuke, feeling impossibly aroused at Naruto's straight-forward dirty talk. He leaned in to kiss his perfect blond lover senseless as the two boys stroked themselves in unison, getting closer and closer to the brink, but they needed more. Sasuke then pushed Naruto's hand away from him, and wrapped his hand around both of their lengths, tightly, moving them together at a harsh pace, not caring to be gentle when they were both so-,
"AHH, Ah, ah, ah! Sasuke!" Naruto cried, burying his face in Sasuke's shoulder as he came, breathless and amazed. He wrapped one of his hands over Sasuke's own still moving hand and pressed down even harder and faster, trying to ride out each wave of his orgasm and push Sasuke into his climax.
Sasuke finally bit down on his lip as he was came hard, trembling and euphoric, all over their joint hands. Panting hard, he threw his clean arm over his eyes and tried to categorize every sensation he felt coming down from his high. Naruto let out a slow whistle just as Sasuke's heart returned to a normal pace, and Sasuke reached down to draw Naruto's garishly patterned sheets over their tired bodies.
Sasuke was exhausted, physically and emotionally, and wanted nothing more to relax or maybe cuddle up and sleep, but then-,
"Do you want to go again?"
A/N: Ironically enough, I think I update better during the school year. During vacation times I get too distracted with nothing. Anyways, I hope you lovelies have been doing well and have enjoyed the latest chapter (this story will be finishing shortly)! Drop me a review if you have any comments/questions and I'll see you sometime next week. Mwah! - K.M.